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HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Post your dumb wrestling toxxes here and I'll do my best to compile them.

Don't bet on wrestling.

:toxx:TOXXES:toxx:

Thauros posted:

If Triple H beats Sting at Wrestlemania AND the HHH ring is still available at that price ($24.99+S&H), I will purchase one for the first person willing to wear it to work for at least two days and provide photographic evidence.

Ring's actually cheaper now $19.99, and oatgan was the first to accept the offer when I made it a month or so ago.

EDIT: I'll also buy the Shoveltar from all the old TOXX pacts and keep it until the G-1 starts.

NickRoweFillea posted:

if lesnar retains ill donate ten bucks to connor's cure

Luigi Thirty posted:

if lesnar loses ill donate ten bucks to connor's cure

Shinjobi posted:

If Lesnar retains I'll donate 10 bucks to Connor's cure

If Reigns wins clean I'll double it.

If Reigns wins with a heel turn cheap finish, I'll triple it.

gently caress you WWE for ruining what should have been my favorite Royal Rumble ever. For ruining DDP's big comeback.

Guignol posted:

If Hideo Itami wins the ARMBAR I'll buy that horrible Tyler Breeze iPhone case and use it on my work phone

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

gently caress it I just shaved, if Bryan wins the IC Title I won't shave until he drops it.

I'll do weekly updates on my nasty beard in the discussion threads.

I loving hate beards for context.

Liquid Communism posted:

If Bryan doesn't win the IG ladder match, I'll buy the Shoveltar.

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

If Roman Reigns wins clean tonight I will donate $20 to connor's cure.

If Roman Reigns wins clean twice over (ie: he gets cashed in on and still walks out with the loving belt) I will donate an additional $10 to connor's cure.

If anybody but DB wins I will donate $10 to connor's cure.

If HHH wins I will donate $10 to connor's cure.

:toxx: to'em all.

HOTLANTA MAN fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Mar 29, 2015

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Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

If Triple H beats Sting at Wrestlemania AND the HHH ring is still available at that price ($24.99+S&H), I will purchase one for the first person willing to wear it to work for at least two days and provide photographic evidence.

Ring's actually cheaper now $19.99, and oatgan was the first to accept the offer when I made it a month or so ago.

EDIT: I'll also buy the Shoveltar from all the old TOXX pacts and keep it until the G-1 starts.

For reference and if anyone else wants to join in:

Thauros fucked around with this message at 19:50 on Mar 29, 2015

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
if lesnar retains ill donate ten bucks to connor's cure

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

if lesnar loses ill donate ten bucks to connor's cure

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
If Lesnar retains I'll donate 10 bucks to Connor's cure

If Reigns wins clean I'll double it.

If Reigns wins with a heel turn cheap finish, I'll triple it.

gently caress you WWE for ruining what should have been my favorite Royal Rumble ever. For ruining DDP's big comeback.

checksin
Nov 23, 2006

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...
If Hideo Itami wins the ARMBAR I'll buy that horrible Tyler Breeze iPhone case and use it on my work phone

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

gently caress it I just shaved, if Bryan wins the IC Title I won't shave until he drops it.

I'll do weekly updates on my nasty beard in the discussion threads.

I loving hate beards for context.

Blooming Brilliant fucked around with this message at 21:20 on Mar 29, 2015

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Crossposting dis

Sockser posted:

Fat Lowtax posted:

http://shop.wwe.com/Brie-Bella-Ponytail-Baseball-Cap/W08162,default,pd.html

Buy this and get your picture taken with the Bella Twins.
:toxx: if Undertaker loses I'll buy this stupid loving hat and post photos of me wearing the stupid thing

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




If Bryan doesn't win the IG ladder match, I'll buy the Shoveltar.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

If Roman Reigns wins clean tonight I will donate $20 to connor's cure.

If Roman Reigns wins clean twice over (ie: he gets cashed in on and still walks out with the loving belt) I will donate an additional $10 to connor's cure.

If anybody but DB wins I will donate $10 to connor's cure.

If HHH wins I will donate $10 to connor's cure.

:toxx: to'em all.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

If Roman Reigns wins clean tonight I will donate $20 to connor's cure.

If Roman Reigns wins clean twice over (ie: he gets cashed in on and still walks out with the loving belt) I will donate an additional $10 to connor's cure.

If anybody but DB wins I will donate $10 to connor's cure.

If HHH wins I will donate $10 to connor's cure.

:toxx: to'em all.

I respect your oneupsmanship, friend.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

If Roman Reigns wins clean tonight I will donate $20 to connor's cure.

If Roman Reigns wins clean twice over (ie: he gets cashed in on and still walks out with the loving belt) I will donate an additional $10 to connor's cure.

If anybody but DB wins I will donate $10 to connor's cure.

If HHH wins I will donate $10 to connor's cure.

:toxx: to'em all.

Next time make your dogs do the sock puppetry. I'm sure they'd excel.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

gently caress it I just shaved, if Bryan wins the IC Title I won't shave until he drops it.

I'll do weekly updates on my nasty beard in the discussion threads.

I loving hate beards for context.

Well gently caress.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Shinjobi posted:

I respect your oneupsmanship, friend.

Ha, sorry man. I didn't even see yours. :hf: connor's cure donations?


Writer Cath posted:

Next time make your dogs do the sock puppetry. I'm sure they'd excel.

Never again the sock puppet toxxes.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Ha, sorry man. I didn't even see yours. :hf: connor's cure donations?


Never again the sock puppet toxxes.

Post a picture of your dogs with puppets on them?

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Writer Cath posted:

Post a picture of your dogs with puppets on them?

Amy and Balen already tore puppet Bryan to pieces playing tug of war with him.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

Well gently caress.

The worst part about this with the midcard curse is that he will lose repeatedly for months but none of the matches will be for the title lol

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Cross post from the weekly discussion thread.

quote:

Is there a toxx thread this year? Did anyone bother? No one bothered, did they?

Well poo poo, here's one. If Roman Reigns looks strong tomorrow, I'll donate $50 to RAINN. :toxx:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Ha, sorry man. I didn't even see yours. :hf: connor's cure donations?


Hell yeah. Nothing but respect for the hardcore Toxxer.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Mr. Carlisle posted:

The worst part about this with the midcard curse is that he will lose repeatedly for months but none of the matches will be for the title lol

He can't hold the belt for more than two months right? Summerslam at the latest... Right?

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Memento posted:

Cross post from the weekly discussion thread.

voting he looked weak. Congrats.

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.

abraham linksys posted:

What if Lesnar wins and gets a babyface pop but then Rollins cashes and becomes champion making him the biggest heel in the company


I'll stand on my deck, pretend it is the ringposts, and do a Steve Austin with my last 2 beers


.....

technically he didn't wait until the Lesnar won but I am going to do this right now. No way to prove it though

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


HOTLANTA MAN posted:

voting he looked weak. Congrats.

Agreed. If he looked strong then John Cena looked strong at SummerSlam last year. They both got the poo poo beaten out of them for 19 minutes of a 20 minute match and did their 5MoD, except that for Reigns that means three Superman Punches and two spears. And then didn't win.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.



i would have donated anyway

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.

Ribsauce posted:

I'll stand on my deck, pretend it is the ringposts, and do a Steve Austin with my last 2 beers


That was a lot easier and less messy than I thought to be honest. I shook them up and slammed one against my head and everything

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

voting he looked weak. Congrats.

loving hell, I assumed it was a foregone conclusion.

Donated anyway.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

That took like two seconds. Kinda sad it wasn't more.

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Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

Avatar will be changed tomorrow. Ring will be purchased after my one credit card hits its new billing cycle on the 4th.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Thauros posted:

If Triple H beats Sting at Wrestlemania AND the HHH ring is still available at that price ($24.99+S&H), I will purchase one for the first person willing to wear it to work for at least two days and provide photographic evidence.

Ring's actually cheaper now $19.99, and oatgan was the first to accept the offer when I made it a month or so ago.

EDIT: I'll also buy the Shoveltar from all the old TOXX pacts and keep it until the G-1 starts.

For reference and if anyone else wants to join in:



KISS THE RING, MARKS

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Considering none of my three outcomes occurred, I just kinda shrugged and donated $20 to Connor's Cure. Godspeed, little guy.

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Everyone at my Wrestlemania party was staring at me doing a :aaa: every time Taker was down for a 2-count


I win this round

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
lets all bid adieu to the romantars

i cannot wait for my meltzertar

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

He can't hold the belt for more than two months right? Summerslam at the latest... Right?

Honky Tonk's IC record was just over 450 days if I recall correctly so I'm expecting somewhere around there.

Happyman
Jul 20, 2011

Say, do you take your mask off when you go to the bathroom?

StarkRavingMad posted:

Honky Tonk's IC record was just over 450 days if I recall correctly so I'm expecting somewhere around there.

I hope DB holds it for like 2 years just for the sake of breaking that record. There is no reason for Honky Tonk Man to still be a record holder in WWE.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

gently caress it I just shaved, if Bryan wins the IC Title I won't shave until he drops it.

I'll do weekly updates on my nasty beard in the discussion threads.

I loving hate beards for context.

Just wanted to point out that nowhere did you say you couldn't trim.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

sticklefifer posted:

Just wanted to point out that nowhere did you say you couldn't trim.

That defeats the spirit of it though.

Mind I also don't want a nasty rear end hobo beard like DB.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

Avatar part completed

Thauros fucked around with this message at 14:27 on Mar 30, 2015

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Happyman posted:

I hope DB holds it for like 2 years just for the sake of breaking that record. There is no reason for Honky Tonk Man to still be a record holder in WWE.

I honestly think if they're going to do something like this, it needs to be Ziggler doing it. Bryan won the WWEHC title at Wrestlemania. If Dolph got all cocky about it with the IC title, it would likely just give him and the belt more legitimacy.


Thauros posted:

Avatar part completed

I wish I was handy with photoshop. I'd have turned that little skull into that terminator thing that he was wearing last night for you.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Happyman posted:

I hope DB holds it for like 2 years just for the sake of breaking that record. There is no reason for Honky Tonk Man to still be a record holder in WWE.

If Bryan did break it, watch HTM bury the gently caress out of him when asked about it.

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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

That defeats the spirit of it though.

Mind I also don't want a nasty rear end hobo beard like DB.

I say go for a Neidhart goatee.

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