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Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

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Remember Martin Yan from "Yan Can Cook" Stephen Yan from "Wok With Yan"? Professional chef, author, entrepreneur and daytime tv cooking show OG?
Understood the importance of fresh ingredients and time-honored traditional flavors, as well as the simple truth that puns are both the highest form of comedy and the lowest form of wit.

Actual ones he wore over the years:









The one you'll get from Googling Martin Stephen Yan:



Some oc:










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Replies should be in pun form. Non-pun replies are likely to be made pun of.
Having a hard time thinking of a decent pun? Remember, the only good pun is bad pun.
Think your pun stinks? Post it anyway! 'Tis all in good pun.

Weave your best fabrications here in this thread and, as always, keep in mind the mods wool knot tolerate any breakage of the string-ent rules.

Have pun!

e. Thank you Hobohemian for pointing that out

Jamoke fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Apr 1, 2015

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Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

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Hey what's up.

My dad's Asian.

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Jamoke fucked around with this message at 06:57 on Mar 31, 2015

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Feb 13, 2010

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Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

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You're the Yan now, dog.

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Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

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Today we're gonna prepares us selfk's some bearded clams.
Foist ya grabs yerskelf a bearded clam and ya starts shuckin'.
And ya shucks it and ya shucks it.
An' ya keeps on shuckskin it 'til ya can'ts shucks no more.
Then ya calls her a cab.
AGAHGAHGAHAGAHAGAHA

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Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

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West SAAB Story posted:



"What ya.. gotta do.
Is to squeeze the cilantro.
To get the flavor throughout."


:effort:

Christopher Wokken.

Brilliant.

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

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.random posted:

Might as well be Wokken on the sun.

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Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

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Secondary thought.

(I swear as long as I live and breathe to never photoshop Guy Fieri again. 10 minutes spent staring at that greasy living garlic & cheddar fried jalapeņo popper is enough for a lifetime.)

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Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

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Phasers on pun.
Make it so.

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Feb 13, 2010

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Even though the right Yan has been established, I'm still doing this. Can't let it go to waste.
No Yan left behind.

Yes Yan can cook but can Yan cook with cooked canned Yans?

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Jamoke fucked around with this message at 23:35 on Apr 1, 2015

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Feb 13, 2010

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Confucius say, wrinkly textiles on sleep cushion always make headlines.

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Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

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My fellow Ameriyans

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Feb 13, 2010

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Dear Lowtax,

Change the site to incorporate these images asap. Get crackin' please.

Hope this works. I love it when a Yan comes together.

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Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

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Yan I coming in clear? You hear me now?


Yes I Yan good buddy. Read you A-wo-k.

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

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No mercy. No remorse. No relation.

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Feb 13, 2010

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WHAT UP WOK
(Trust me, I'm a woktor)

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Feb 13, 2010

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soundtrack by the Wok Tang Clan

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