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Sigma-X posted:Please do more drugs and also please show us photos of the stove because that's hilarious  Ashes and burnt/melted fake leather. Also this:  This board is covering the fridge from heat of the adjacent stove. This is what happens when you take a skillet to cook something, but forget to put actual food in it and just get it red-hot on the fire. I removed the skillet from the stove and rested it on the fridge, and the skillet was so hot that it burned a black circle in the board.
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How did you become such an idiot? Please tell us where you went off the rails.
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May 9, 2015 19:37
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I think you are finally starting to make good choices OP.
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May 9, 2015 23:46
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Bip Roberts posted:I think you are finally starting to make good choices OP.
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quote:story about the entirety of a warehouse being unable to conceptualize cleaning up pickles that fell on the floor and just leaving it for weeks Before reading any of Sweaty Fatbeard's posts on SA I only had one reference point for Croatia, which was an old music teacher who visited family back there every few months and when he came back he would tell me, "Croatia loving sucks. It is the WORST. Everyone does every drug and everything is poo poo, and everyone is an rear end in a top hat. The government sucks and the people suck and I wish I would never set foot in that country again." I guess he wasn't really exaggerating, Sweaty Fatbeard must fit right in.
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OP, what's your living situation like? Are you living by yourself? Any close friends or relatives nearby? While I understand that this situation is hilarious to goons, it takes a certain type of person to do things like this and then post publicly about it.
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Stop doing drugs. Get any job you can. Apply for better jobs as you work at poo poo first job.
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May 11, 2015 21:08
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The OP has psychosis, is an addict, and is off his meds. At this point, he needs psychiatric help and/or rehab, cause I doubt he'd be able to hold down a job if he managed to get one.
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May 11, 2015 21:49
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OP ask the ants crawling on your skin for money
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May 11, 2015 23:04
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Slumpy posted:Stop doing drugs. Get any job you can. Apply for better jobs as you work at poo poo first job. if he couldnt keep a job where acceptable business practices were things like "leave spilled pickle pallet rotting for months on the floor" then im not sure any job is suitable for him, he should really just double down and start dealing drugs
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May 11, 2015 23:50
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Your not called Marijan are you, op?
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A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:I'm fuckin' done with deliriants. What happened last week taught me a big lesson and I won't do Biperiden anymore. Go to a hospital and ask them to put you into rehab you stupid loving idiot.
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A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:In all, gently caress gently caress gently caress. 3/10 probably wouldn't do it again. You're doing it right now, aren't you?
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Waltzing Along posted:How did you become such an idiot? Please tell us where you went off the rails. TBH, I was never "all there." I've been seeing psychiatrists and receiving medication since 1988. We can all conclude that all of these did me plenty good!  There is a strong line of batshittery running in my family. I literally never had a chance. Bip Roberts posted:I think you are finally starting to make good choices OP. Yeah, haven't had a drink today. Yesterday I bought a 2L botlle of cat urine and I had to beef that up with another 2L bottle before even starting to feel tipsy. I also had a shower today, which is a major accomplishment for a smelly freak like me!  Cursed Lumberjack posted:Before reading any of Sweaty Fatbeard's posts on SA I only had one reference point for Croatia, which was an old music teacher who visited family back there every few months and when he came back he would tell me, "Croatia loving sucks. It is the WORST. Everyone does every drug and everything is poo poo, and everyone is an rear end in a top hat. The government sucks and the people suck and I wish I would never set foot in that country again." Croatia is the Florida of EU. Drugs, bible thumping rednecks and nasty humid weather. unterdude posted:OP, what's your living situation like? Are you living by yourself? Any close friends or relatives nearby? While I understand that this situation is hilarious to goons, it takes a certain type of person to do things like this and then post publicly about it. I'm living alone in a place that I own, so no worries about getting kicked out. I have some relatives and friends but I won't stoop to mooching off of them yet again - I'm expecting a tax return these days and I'll finally be able to splash the cash and return what I've borrowed. Can you elaborate on the "certain type of person" thing? Cursed Lumberjack posted:if he couldnt keep a job where acceptable business practices were things like "leave spilled pickle pallet rotting for months on the floor" then im not sure any job is suitable for him, he should really just double down and start dealing drugs I worked there for over two years and was laid off as a part of a employee shakeout when W accidentally the whole economy. I was a janitor. Good times. Also the pickles were on the floor for only like a week or so - SOMEONE has to pay for all those pickles and the company had to do an official investigation as to why the accident happened. This was done in order to appease the insurance company, because "oops a pallet tipped over gib monies pl0x" obviously wouldn't cut it. SybilVimes posted:Your not called Marijan are you, op? No, but I do know who you're talking about. I used to know a guy eerily similar to him, he and I were involved in a juicy love triangle on 90s IRC; two lusers and a hot 80 year old Chinese man in panties. Drugs are not the problem at this point, booze is. Back in my Suboxone days I honestly never imagined that a simple beer bottle would've become my biggest enemy.
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Alcohol is a drug hth op
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OP can you please post some of your 1 or 2 out of 10 stories
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do more stories and post more drugs
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you have to really have a problem with being sober to resort to abusing deleriants. they're not fun physically or mentally and mostly just serve to distract you from depression/make life somewhat more interesting. work on fixing those and i guarantee you the deleriant problem will go away because they are literally the worst drugs
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Profondo Rosso posted:you have to really have a problem with being sober to resort to abusing deleriants. they're not fun physically or mentally and mostly just serve to distract you from depression/make life somewhat more interesting. work on fixing those and i guarantee you the deleriant problem will go away because they are literally the worst drugs By the way, please heed this guy's advice, OP: Sigma-X posted:do more stories and post more drugs
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Fatbeard could you tell us the story of the worst time you've ever had on drugs that you can recall?
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A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:Yesterday I bought a 2L botlle of cat urine Is this a drug term I don't know about or are there literally places there that sell a cats urine? 
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Profondo Rosso posted:you have to really have a problem with being sober to resort to abusing deleriants. they're not fun physically or mentally and mostly just serve to distract you from depression/make life somewhat more interesting. work on fixing those and i guarantee you the deleriant problem will go away because they are literally the worst drugs Ehh, there is a subtle gotcha about Biperiden. It's true that this drug is a deliriant, but if you take a right dosage - above the therapeutic level but below the deliriant freakout level - it causes a massive dopamine discharge in your brain and it is this dopamine that gets you high. Anywhere from 8 to 12mg is a sweet spot. The problem with this is, that your junkie brain inevitably goes "I want to get even higher" sometime around the 2-hour mark into your trip, you pop more biperiden but instead of getting higher - all available dopamine is already circulating your body - you just push yourself into the delirium and THEN you start wrecking poo poo left and right. It's eerily similar to Ambien walrus stories. The fact that Biperiden takes ~45 minutes to kick in doesn't help either. When you're already all tipsy and giddy, it's incredibly easy to eat the pills from the whole box. This is not dangerous medically, but you'll be in such a state that you'll inevitably cause a lot of property damage and subsequent embarrassment. Even worse, you'll still be tripping even after you stop being noticeably 'high' - I've caused more property damage during afterglow than during the trip itself. The worst outcome from using drugs, for me at least, was when I drank 1L of rakia chased down with 1L of beer and then smoking a joint. I was so blasted that I slipped on the ice and planted my face into the pavement, ripping my brow open, body slamming into an old woman who was a passer-by, falling into an iced-over fountain before puking my guts out on the bus and then sitting on the bus' doors, refusing to move to have the doors closed. I caused a shitload of embarrassment thought I have very little recollections of the incident - most of this had to be told to me by my hapless friends (who let me get so impossibly blasted in the first place - hey I was 18 at the time, what did I know?)
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Old Man Pants posted:Is this a drug term I don't know about or are there literally places there that sell a cats urine? Makes a good tequila chaser
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A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:Ehh, there is a subtle gotcha about Biperiden. It's true that this drug is a deliriant, but if you take a right dosage - above the therapeutic level but below the deliriant freakout level - it causes a massive dopamine discharge in your brain and it is this dopamine that gets you high. Anywhere from 8 to 12mg is a sweet spot. The problem with this is, that your junkie brain inevitably goes "I want to get even higher" sometime around the 2-hour mark into your trip, you pop more biperiden but instead of getting higher - all available dopamine is already circulating your body - you just push yourself into the delirium and THEN you start wrecking poo poo left and right. It's eerily similar to Ambien walrus stories. op swallow more drugs like they were candy, then pour gasoline all over your place and burn it to the ground. the first step to solving your problem is to recognize you have one and i think you will do that better in a drug and smoke inhalation induced haze.
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:Before reading any of Sweaty Fatbeard's posts on SA I only had one reference point for Croatia, which was an old music teacher who visited family back there every few months and when he came back he would tell me, "Croatia loving sucks. It is the WORST. Everyone does every drug and everything is poo poo, and everyone is an rear end in a top hat. The government sucks and the people suck and I wish I would never set foot in that country again." But apparently beer comes in 2-liter bottles there, so there's that
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Yes, beer comes in 2 litre plastic bottles. Also you have the same stove every poor person has. It makes me nostalgic.
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Data Graham posted:But apparently beer comes in 2-liter bottles there, so there's that Are there places where it doesn't? I'm pretty sure it was this thread or another of S Fbeard's threads where someone posted the Coors sphere and some other incredibly lovely 2 liters.
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:Are there places where it doesn't? I'm pretty sure it was this thread or another of S Fbeard's threads where someone posted the Coors sphere and some other incredibly lovely 2 liters. 2 liters from America, I mean. I miss editing my E/N posts can't we get a whitelist for E/N edits if we aren't pathetic idiots.
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:2 liters from America, I mean. I miss editing my E/N posts can't we get a whitelist for E/N edits if we aren't pathetic idiots. you posted in e/n, you are in a subset of pathetic idiots. sorry, i'm in here with you.
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See, two litre beers just sounds impractical to me, because surely it'll be warm before you have finished? Even quarts have that problem.
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2 liters of trippel? hmmm.
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Prawned posted:See, two litre beers just sounds impractical to me, because surely it'll be warm before you have finished? Even quarts have that problem. Dude, it's Eastern Europe, you swallow that in one go to forget. Also, beer isn't cold. Only warm. Such is life.
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akulanization posted:you posted in e/n, you are in a subset of pathetic idiots. sorry, i'm in here with you. No but see you don't understand, I am cool and good unlike these...goons.
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Disco Infiva posted:Dude, it's Eastern Europe, you swallow that in one go to forget. Do not tell Americans that a large part of the world doesn't drink beer cold. It could cause serious psychological damage.
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:No but see you don't understand, I am cool and good unlike these...goons. This but unironically
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I live in Russia and I don't do half the stupid poo poo this Croatian crybaby does jesus
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NotAnArtist posted:This but unironically And at the risk of revealing myself to be replete with hubris, I will say that in particular I am far more cool and good than A Sweaty Fatbeard. Then again, that isn't saying much.
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