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So one of my pals went to high school with Daron Cruickshank and he's been dreading the day that his solo jerk off video he did when he was about 19 was going to get found out. It happened this last weekend. His reaction was basically "hey it was 10 g's, I got a free trip to Cali and I didn't have to touch anyone". I concur.
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Apr 1, 2015 02:07
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Is there even an event this month or is it all Embedded episodes?
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Apr 1, 2015 02:07
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Four events, and the fox card looks really good. Oh yea cro cop in Poland too.
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Apr 1, 2015 02:11
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Nucka posted:So one of my pals went to high school with Daron Cruickshank and he's been dreading the day that his solo jerk off video he did when he was about 19 was going to get found out. It happened this last weekend. His reaction was basically "hey it was 10 g's, I got a free trip to Cali and I didn't have to touch anyone". I concur. This might be the weirdest first post we've ever had in a UFC thread. Please go on.
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Apr 1, 2015 02:13
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DumbWhiteGuy posted:This might be the weirdest first post we've ever had in a UFC thread. Please go on. I mean that summarizes it. Nothing much to add. Google Daron Cruickshank gay porn and bask in that glory.
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Apr 1, 2015 02:18
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Turns out Cruickshank really is always chasing the finish
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Apr 1, 2015 02:21
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I like the assumption that we all haven't already jerked off to Daron's photo set a dozen times already
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Apr 1, 2015 02:24
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titodick.jpg seems so far, far away right now.
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Apr 1, 2015 02:45
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Nucka posted:I mean that summarizes it. Nothing much to add. Google Daron Cruickshank gay porn and bask in that glory. 1. who do i have to get in contact with to make 10k for jerking off on video 2. is there some kind of referral bonus or referral chain that we can organize for this seriously though, there's got to be some backstory to this or something
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Apr 1, 2015 02:50
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DumbWhiteGuy posted:1. who do i have to get in contact with to make 10k for jerking off on video im guessing a personal trainer, first
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Apr 1, 2015 02:51
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Bundt Cake posted:im guessing a personal trainer, first Hey, that's not nice. Lots of pudgy dudes with unreasonable body hair make jerk-off videos
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Apr 1, 2015 02:53
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"The Duck of Death" posted:Why did he have to murder so many people before getting a title shot?Someone made a chart recently and I think he holds the record for most wins before fighting for a UFC title. Especially odd when his first win was Werdum. From the last thread. During much of Junior's rise the heavyweight title was in limbo, with Randy leaving and then Brock almost dying, and there were a lot of big name fighters to give the interim title or the rare title shot too. Also Junior really came out of nowhere with no hype behind him. I remember for his debut against Werdum, everyone was wondering, who is this can and why is he being fed to Werdum. The funny part was in one of Dana's VLogs before the fight he walked into Junior's dressing room and he's in there hitting (really destroying) pads and everyone was essentially 
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Apr 1, 2015 02:54
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He expended too much energy and got tired
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mewse posted:Hey, that's not nice. Lots of pudgy dudes with unreasonable body hair make jerk-off videos I feel bad about it, especially since I owe DWG a fistbump for the Bonnar, also if its true its the pot calling the kettle fat
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Apr 1, 2015 02:54
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Bundt Cake posted:im guessing a personal trainer, first hahaha
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Apr 1, 2015 02:58
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Dangersim posted:From the last thread. I can still see the KO perfectly in my memory. it was perfect.I remember at the time the fight seemed to make no sense because Werdum was one of the presumed contenders and Dos Santos was a nameless brazillian guy without any major credentials or a lot of experience, and I think I probably even said ok great werdums going to crush some random brazillian guy. And it wasn't until now that he mattered again
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Apr 1, 2015 03:03
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Bundt Cake posted:im guessing a personal trainer, first lol
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Apr 1, 2015 03:16
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuKxUDCxcxs
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Apr 1, 2015 03:20
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I keep alternating between wanting to see Aldo completely destroy Mcgregor to wanting the exact opposite so we can continue to see the antics.
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Apr 1, 2015 03:35
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That entire loving "press conference", jesus christ. An 8-year-old telling Dana he'll be strapping the belt around his waist one day, then telling 700 people in the room to shut the gently caress up so he can ask Dana when he'll be handing him his first paycheck. loving Ireland.  /edit: so, it's basically open mic night to tell Aldo to go gently caress himself and fellate Conor? Oh, using the mic to start an Ole-chant, novel. Sure, let's talk about Aldo's wife's worn out vagina, no biggie, Ireland What the gently caress is your problem with the translator, ireland, jesus christ, let the lad be. Yes, yes, spit shoine de belt becozz it look ohfully fookin shoiny. Brazilian fan with tiger hoodie  "Tell us, we wanna know what Hose-Ay's pussy smells like!" Please never stop being Ireland, Ireland. Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 04:23 on Apr 1, 2015 |
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Apr 1, 2015 03:57
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do you sincerely not realize that drunken mongoloid drunken Spoart Likers are all the worst of the populace regardless of nationality
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Apr 1, 2015 04:11
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TheRationalRedditor posted:do you sincerely not realize that drunken mongoloid drunken Spoart Likers are all the worst regardless of nationality? Are you sincerely going to pretend that this isn't the first time that a "press conference" has been essentially 55 minutes of relentless-drunken-insult-barrage at the champion with 2 "actual media" questions mixed in? Like, this is amazing to behold and I love this gay sport, but jesus /I feel like having a beer and watching the last UFC Dublin event now, drat the hype Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 04:20 on Apr 1, 2015 |
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Apr 1, 2015 04:15
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Ahahahaha Ireland
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Apr 1, 2015 04:22
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Are you sincerely going to pretend that this isn't the first time that a "press conference" has been essentially 55 minutes of relentless-drunken-insult-barrage at the champion with 2 "actual media" questions mixed in?
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Are you sincerely going to pretend that this isn't the first time that a "press conference" has been essentially 55 minutes of relentless-drunken-insult-barrage at the champion with 2 "actual media" questions mixed in? It wasn't really a press conference, it was a Fan Q&A, and quite a few of them have been nearly as bad, especially in Brazil.
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Apr 1, 2015 04:27
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fatherdog posted:It wasn't really a press conference, it was a Fan Q&A, and quite a few of them have been nearly as bad, especially in Brazil.
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Apr 1, 2015 04:33
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Brazilian and Irish fans, a perfect match.
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Apr 1, 2015 04:48
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Seltzer posted:Brazilian and Irish fans, a perfect match. They really do deserve each other. I like McGregor, but it's hard to stay with it when these idiot Irish folk be acting a fool. Love him or hate him McGregor appears to be brilliant by Irish standards.
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Apr 1, 2015 05:11
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DumbWhiteGuy posted:1. who do i have to get in contact with to make 10k for jerking off on video There's a dude in Palm Springs who recruits military guys from 29 Palms for solo JO videos for like $5k IIRC, and pays more for tandem JO and handies. It's mostly idiot boots who are desperate and behind on their payments on their Mustang convertible/payday loans. If they get caught they usually get an automatic Other Than Honorable Discharge, so it's helpful if you want to avoid Iraq/Afghanistan. I was a legal clerk at the time, someone at the SJA office said they got like 3 cases at once from a different unit. I believe the name of the series is called When The Sergeant's Away The Privates Will Play or some kind of military-themed pun. I've heard there's another guy that does the same thing outside Pendleton in San Diego (and probably other bases), so whichever is closer for you. There's also a morbidly obese guy in NJ who trawls the local bodybuilding shows and gyms for muscular dudes who will put on singlets, get sweaty and do Greco-Roman & Freestyle wrestling in his private studio for his private video collection. Pays $1k, no butt stuff, but there's a lot of WWE-style referee interference. I was actually told about this by a female gym owner who had to call the cops on him several times. I know entirely too much about gay underground non-sex fetish videos.
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Apr 1, 2015 05:30
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red19fire posted:There's a dude in Palm Springs who recruits military guys from 29 Palms for solo JO videos for like $5k IIRC, and pays more for tandem JO and handies. It's mostly idiot boots who are desperate and behind on their payments on their Mustang convertible/payday loans. If they get caught they usually get an automatic Other Than Honorable Discharge, so it's helpful if you want to avoid Iraq/Afghanistan. I was a legal clerk at the time, someone at the SJA office said they got like 3 cases at once from a different unit. I believe the name of the series is called When The Sergeant's Away The Privates Will Play or some kind of military-themed pun. I've heard there's another guy that does the same thing outside Pendleton in San Diego (and probably other bases), so whichever is closer for you. If you were here a month ago we could have paid maffews bail
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Apr 1, 2015 05:35
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I think it's hosed up the reebok deal is going to cut into guys making money from solo JO videos. no butt stuff one thousand dollars.
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Apr 1, 2015 06:16
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UFC on Foxcatcher
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Apr 1, 2015 06:49
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Nucka posted:So one of my pals went to high school with Daron Cruickshank and he's been dreading the day that his solo jerk off video he did when he was about 19 was going to get found out. It happened this last weekend. His reaction was basically "hey it was 10 g's, I got a free trip to Cali and I didn't have to touch anyone". I concur. This only makes me more of a Daron Cruickshank fan; I've never been paid that much to go to California and not touch anyone
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Apr 1, 2015 06:56
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red19fire posted:There's a dude in Palm Springs who recruits military guys from 29 Palms for solo JO videos for like $5k IIRC, and pays more for tandem JO and handies. It's mostly idiot boots who are desperate and behind on their payments on their Mustang convertible/payday loans. If they get caught they usually get an automatic Other Than Honorable Discharge, so it's helpful if you want to avoid Iraq/Afghanistan. I was a legal clerk at the time, someone at the SJA office said they got like 3 cases at once from a different unit. I believe the name of the series is called When The Sergeant's Away The Privates Will Play or some kind of military-themed pun. I've heard there's another guy that does the same thing outside Pendleton in San Diego (and probably other bases), so whichever is closer for you.
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Apr 1, 2015 06:59
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Seltzer posted:Brazilian and Irish fans, a perfect match. Just need to add Armenian.
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Apr 1, 2015 08:11
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TheRationalRedditor posted:See, now this is a post from you the thread can rally behind. Also, the first guy is probably murderer from "The Staircase" Less NJ governors, more gay skinhead sweat-wrestling and JO videos. Check.
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Apr 1, 2015 09:06
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DumbWhiteGuy posted:1. who do i have to get in contact with to make 10k for jerking off on video Once my buddy gets to work I'll bug him for all available information. mewse posted:I like the assumption that we all haven't already jerked off to Daron's photo set a dozen times already
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Apr 1, 2015 10:24
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Hi. A few years ago I was watching a ton of MMA. I watched almost the entire UFC and Pride backlog, EliteXC, Strikeforce, some DREAM, WEC, and a few others. I stopped watching at about the beginning of 2013, around UFC 155 more or less. Partly because I got a bit less interested, partly because it's rather hard to watch MMA where I live (Belgium.) I feel like getting back into it though. Is getting a UFC fight pass account a good deal? As far as I can tell, I'd get access to the UFC library which includes UFC + other orgs they bought. I also get the impression that all new PPV's are added, with a delay of a few months? Is that correct? What I wouldn't get, I think, is the prelims, but I could live without those probably. Is there anything else that's not on there, compared to what you'd get if you bought all the PPV's?
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Apr 1, 2015 10:32
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uXs posted:Hi. A few years ago I was watching a ton of MMA. I watched almost the entire UFC and Pride backlog, EliteXC, Strikeforce, some DREAM, WEC, and a few others. I stopped watching at about the beginning of 2013, around UFC 155 more or less. Partly because I got a bit less interested, partly because it's rather hard to watch MMA where I live (Belgium.) In Belgium you get all the Fox/FS1 content live, which includes prelims. It's a much better deal than Fight Pass in the US/UK.
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Ok, Now I'm hyped for the fight. I'm not expecting anything less than a Aldo murder via soccer kicks to the head.
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