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The c voters just don't want us to make meth-powered rockets.
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Apr 9, 2015 22:08
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Apr 9, 2015 22:22
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RandomPauI posted:The c voters just don't want us to make meth-powered rockets. Better to order others to do it for us 
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Apr 9, 2015 22:57
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Apr 9, 2015 23:23
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Apr 9, 2015 23:54
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Apr 10, 2015 00:20
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Apr 10, 2015 04:51
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Apr 10, 2015 06:01
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Apr 10, 2015 06:34
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sniper4625 posted:More people should vote C for maximum-medallage. January Juche 83 You had the nightmares again. The ones with the screaming and dying tortoises clawing back from the dead craters you made. Their impure curses throwing your entire being into disarray. The words themselves make no sense, but to try and say them out loud would traumatize you all over again. Laissez Faire Reaganomics Adam Smith was right Buy low sell high! You shudder again as you slowly get your bearings. Right. Same routine as always. Get up, cold shower, mess hall, start yelling at enlisted... Oh yes, you did con your way into officer school. It really was much easier when offers of meeting with Vamp dad and his son, the Defiler of Cappie Turtles made good rewards for the teachers at the school. You were whisked away not too long after your little campaign. Training to be an officer was uneventful to say the least, except for that racist Oh Dongman. Just because we didn't have a "true Korean father", even. Isn't Juche for everyone? Well, is it? Is Juche for all or for North Koreans only? Of course once you graduated and became a newly minted Chungwi, there is the good ol Reception. All new officers must attend, and its a great way to mingle with some superiors. Of course, tradition is that one bring a date. Do you get a date? A. Yes, I find a nice girl in town. B. Thankfully I was able to transfer my friends under my command. I have Dae Geon help me. C. Going stag here! I'll just find someone at the party D. Yes, I find a nice man in town. This is a lso a good way to get an express update in a labor camp. You now are an Lt. Fantastic glory for the bosom of Kim s children! Oh happy days! There is one open question: how do you wish to focus your career? You got about another two years before service ends E. I wanna lead on making rockets! F. I wanna lead on firing rockets! G. I wanna transfer to Army/Navy/Air Farce H. It'll be harder, but there is the spec. ops division too... I. Something else!
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Apr 10, 2015 11:14
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It isn't for all!  D To the labor camp! where we can dream about- F Firing rockets at our oppressive overlords!
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Apr 10, 2015 11:36
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Apr 10, 2015 11:44
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Juche for all! B, H. Our decedent western looks will help us infiltrate their dens all the easier, comrades.
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Apr 10, 2015 12:01
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All B, F
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Apr 10, 2015 13:29
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Volmarias posted:Juche for all!
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Apr 10, 2015 14:45
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B,H Ok, we need to bring our friends over because we are going to become the Axemen of the new generation where we will infiltrate Occupy Korea and begin the liberation of all Korean people's under US Imperialist occupation. The friends I have made so far will be the grounding of a squad where fraternity and love of Kim Il-Sung is key, manse!
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Apr 10, 2015 15:00
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Volmarias posted:Juche for all! The capitalist pig-dogs will never know the difference!
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Apr 10, 2015 16:06
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Volmarias posted:Juche for all! Changing to this.
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Apr 10, 2015 16:33
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Apr 10, 2015 16:50
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B, H.
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Apr 10, 2015 17:24
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Volmarias posted:Juche for all! Yes. Let's 'defect' to America! Bring bro Goen
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Apr 10, 2015 18:31
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Apr 10, 2015 20:52
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Apr 11, 2015 02:07
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Volmarias posted:Juche for all! +1
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Apr 11, 2015 05:09
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No update tonight but I didn't want to leave you with nutin. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGVQ-VqmLKI Where has the Kim been all your life? Demilitarized fences, a novocaine for all the senses. Another war will pass us by. Making sense of nothing, in defense of something. John Wayne's too late, I dug traitors into a grave. This year I'll try not to think too much. This year I'll try to rely on myself. This year I'll live like I've never lived before, this is Nork's year for sure. Another stupid clumsy story. More accidental missile launches. Tortoise explosions of silence. I think I'm going deaf, or maybe I'm just hearing less. This year I'll try to only listen to Juche. This year I'll try not to think too much. This year I'll try to rely on myself. This year I'll live like I've never lived before, this is Dear Leader's year for sure. I wonder where you'll be bringing in the Nork year. As midnight clocks are singing, good chance I'll be bombing somewhere. Probably gas out, Juche'd, and hiding until the tortoise bits clears. Vague memories of midnight flash in tune to Red Dawn sunlight. Wake up knowing you'll never be there. I've got ten Scud resolutions, but I've got no solutions. I've got one koreaiku I write 100 times. And only a dozen or so rhymes. This year I'll try not to think so much. This year I'll try to stand up straight. This year let's live liked we've never lived before, this is Nork's year for sure.
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Apr 12, 2015 04:22
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B,H Rocket fly high over mountain tonight Too dark to be seen. A kingdom of isolation, You've protected since a teen The Wolf is howling like this swirling storm inside Couldn't keep it in, dear leader knows I tried! Don't let them in, don't let them see Be the warrior the dear leader said you have to be Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know Well, now they know!  Let rocket go, let rocket go Can't hold it back anymore Let rocket go, let rocket go Turn away and fire some more! I don't care That they're going to burn Let the rockets rage on, The death never bothered me anyway! It's funny how some distance Makes everything seem small And the South that once controlled us Can't get to us at all! It's time to see what I can do Hit targets, allow army to break through All right, no wrong, Dear Leader's rules for me, rockets are free!  Let rocket go, let rocket go Can't hold it back anymore Let rocket go, let rocket go Turn away and fire some more! Here I stand And here I'll stay Let the rockets rage on! My rockets streak through the air into the ground The rockets spiraling in flaming fractals all around And then glass crystallizes like in firey blast It's never coming back, Seoul is in the past! Let rocket go, let rocket go They'll explode at the break of dawn Let rocket go, let rocket go Seoul is now long gone! Here I stand In the light of day Let the rockets rage on, The death never bothered me anyway!
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Apr 12, 2015 05:58
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Juche 83, 1994 It is early evening, and your friend Dae Geon has done you a solid by finding a nice girl to bring with you to Juche Prom, along with a friend of hers to keep himself company while you run amok with Officers. Your date, with the ominous name Chae Ha Rang, takes a liking to you! You may not have the looks of a proper Korean, but what's a little fun for one night? Plus, you are the son of a movie star, and a future hero in the making for the country! After some smaller chit chat and general banality, and marveling Ha Rangs beautiful outfit, you head on over to Prom. It is being held in what could possibly be one of the most palatial buildings you have been in outside of the capital. The space! The decor! Oh, marvel at the majesty that makes the North the Gem of the Modern World!  The rest of the night carries on as you expected. Traditional songs and dances were had, the punch, Jungle Juche, was flowing, and the people were all excited to meet you! Many introductions are had with various officers from across the armed forces. Many have marveled at how quickly you picked up life in the military, and you are noted for being a great decision maker and certainly desired across the branches, as each other group felt you were being wasted at being a glorified button pusher. You were having a great conversation with a remarkable Taejwa from Spec Ops when Oh Dongman runs up to the two of you, obviously inebriated. "You pig shwine! I excelled at everything in officer school! Top of the clash, shee! This was suppose to be my day, and you, you miguk nom ruined it all! You even kidnapped a poor girl to rape and defile with your sheed! You and your father should leave and never come back!" His tirade continues for a bit, but the first utterance caused the entire ballroom to hush completely. Even if you were in outer space with your rockets the silence wouldn't compare to the room right now. All eyes are on you. The man, also a Chungwi, called you out. What do you do? A. Petty name calling? I'll toss some back at him! B. Apologize and grovel before Oh Dongman. He is obviously right. C. Prove your juice has got the Juche! Belt out a patriotic song. D. C, but just as a distraction as you motion for guards to escort him out to sleep it off. E. Take it outside! Minor consequences would occur from this. F. Punch the fucker right now. Major consequences would occur from punching another officer in front of influential military officers. Once this is resolved, we will move to Spec ops... Looks like we want to infiltrate 'Merica!
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Apr 12, 2015 16:23
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He's right. We look like the decadent Westerner we really are on the inside. Grovel, grovel very hard.
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Apr 12, 2015 16:34
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C This is the point where you need to remind him of the Great Patriotic Song of where all People Under The Great Juche Idea are equal. You will need to point to a poster on the wall as you sing:  And perhaps we can get the whole floor involved in a coordinated dance that would make Dear Leader proud and come down to congratulate everyone.
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Apr 12, 2015 16:49
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Apr 12, 2015 17:52
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Ramba Ral posted:C Yesssssss we will reduce him to tears as he realizes what an unpatriotic scoundrel he is by going against the ideal of Dear Leader.
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Apr 12, 2015 17:56
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Lambaste him in perfect English, so our new division we can America like an American. Then act like the Fonz and tell him to sit on it.
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Apr 12, 2015 18:41
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Ramba Ral posted:C This. Then when we learn badass special ops skills we will come back and kill him or send him to a reeducation camp. He is letting his greed and pride get in the way of patriotism and fighting for glorious Juche ideals and we cannot allow that to happen. He is a danger to all of the North! Pinche Rudo fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Apr 12, 2015 |
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Jenkem Delivery posted:This. Then when we learn badass special ops skills we will come back and kill him or send him to a reeducation camp. He is letting his greed and pride get in the way of patriotism and fighting for glorious Juche ideals and we cannot allow that to happen. He is a danger to all of the North! I fully support this viewpoint and vote C
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Apr 12, 2015 21:21
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Ramba Ral posted:C Clearly this.
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Apr 12, 2015 21:30
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Ramba Ral posted:C This
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Music on play during update: What do you think?  Ramba Ral posted:C Juche Prom 83, 1994 You know you can not let this fiend's transgressions and insults slide! You are a true Juche man, through and through! And who is to say it has to lie solely in the Korean race? Have you not demonstrated Self-Reliance? Have you not eschewed the evils of capitalism and the poison that wrecks the world? Unlike Oh Dongman, you cared solely for furthering the glory of DPRK and Dear Leader and his legacy, not your own. For this, Oh Dongman must pay! But not with childish acts of violence, of course. This is to be handled with a lighter, motherly touch. You resolve to fight your taunts with Patriotism! Song and Dance! Thankfully, due to your long early education with such studies, you find the lyrics to extol your heroic deeds fairly easily Wolf posted:B,H Lights in the room dim. Hey, where did that disco ball come from?  You feel the beat in your soul. 1, 2, 3 step. 1, 2, 3 step. Twirl, flourish, repeat. You slowly move around the room, your catchy tune and dance, inspiring some of the more...imbibed guests to sing along and slowly start dancing around. You suddenly feel surrounded by love and Juche! Well, mostly Juche. Also sweat. You continue your song, and almost everyone is getting into it! Wolf and Promgoers posted:Don't let them in, don't let them see Oh Dongman stumbles up to you, tears in his eyes. Everyone again stops to see what he says next. Dongman composes himself, looks you straight in the eyes and says: Oh Dongman posted:My rockets streak through the air into the ground Massive applause for the both of you! Oh Dongman doesn't hug you, but he does give you words in private when things die down. "I still don't like you Wolf, and I don't think I ever will. But no traitorous bastard could compose something so beautiful." Dongman salutes you respectfully, and stumbles off. Well, it's not perfect, but at least he kinda respects you now. Also, mostly due to your apt defusal of a tense situation two great things happen to you tonight! First off: You and Chae Ha Rang have been crowned Juche King and Queen! Congratulations!  Second, and most importantly, the Taejwa that was talking to you was very impressed. In fact, you suddenly get transferred under him! I guess he sees great things for you in special ops! May Juche 83, 1994 gently caress. That sucked. Never ever ever ever say that North Korean special forces are weak willed, EVER. You never worked out more in your life, never been tortured so much to that point, almost nothing compares to the pains and tears you unleashed in the months of training under the Taejwa. Wolfs training montage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbhZ6MhnhXY Except for now. A simple object lays before you.  "Taejwa." "Yes, Wolf?" "What the gently caress is this?" You pick it up. It smells like the weeds growing outside your barracks. "It is known as a ... hold on." Taejwa Seomun Tae Pyeong goes through his notes. "Ha...Haki Sak?" "The heck do they do with these things?" "They play with it like a soccer ball. You are supposed to keep on kicking it up into the air without letting it touch the ground, and without using your hands." "Wow. That is quite possibly one of the lamest things I ever heard." "You still need to learn how to play with it effectively Wolf." "Why, what's the point?" "Look Wolf, remember when we took the Cole? We captured sailors and everything? It was great and all, but we failed to perceive some of our captive's hand signals and wordings. They used obscene gestures in photos and called them good luck gestures. Euphemisms with their barbaric language to defile Dear Leader. The one thing we took from that is that never again will we be caught with our pants down like that. So for our troops that are to become sleeper units, we have them pore over the culture and blend right in. Look. You are trained to the best in martial arts. You can sing and dance like no other, and have learned enough English to either pass as a German exchange student easily, or an american with some difficulty. You have a chance to serve your country admirably. I know you want to get into politics. Do your job there, get back home, and you are a shoe in for getting tight with the Supreme Leader himself. You will do fine, just quit loving whining and put on the jacket." Seomun throws a wooly like thing at you. It itches and smells funny.  Taejwa puts on a CD to get you pumped up for the mission briefing, and to acclimate you to American pig music. It unnerves you slightly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4_KKYKOKDQ You shift uneasily, pulling at the shirt also provided to you. What does this image even mean?!  You cool yourself, and properly ask your superior officer "Where am I to go?" A. Pig Capital NYC B. Wretched Urchin Slum Los Angeles C. Leprous San Francisco D. Bumblefuck Miami E. The Capital of Poverty, Washington D.C.
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