Jenkem Delivery posted:Ask our father for advice on how to blend in with the Westerners This might get us on a watchlist or two but it's true to Wolf
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 03:54 |
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sniper4625 posted:I don't know what else we're doing but: Well, Berkeley is in California, which everyone knows is The Worst State, except for Florida, Alabama, Texas, Mississippi, Missouri, Kanas, Lousiana... [Edited for time] and New York. So it's not surprising at all.
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 04:18 |
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D gently caress it
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 05:04 |
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D http://burningman.org/timeline/#!/1994
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 05:26 |
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Nyaa posted:D. Not sure what collage student do in desert, time to find out. Yes let's assimilate with the locals and their inferior cultural practices.
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 07:54 |
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Take lots of pictures for intel back home
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 12:13 |
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LowellDND posted:Take lots of pictures for intel back home Blatant homosexuality as sport Degrading phone sex line advertisements Hard working dwarves forced to amuse children for pennies a day
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 12:28 |
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D Dilligently dally doing desert drugs dude.
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 15:56 |
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RandomPauI posted:This might get us on a watchlist or two but it's true to Wolf Indeed, but for the big thing to do before leaving is actually to mourn the death of Kim Il-Sung, ripping your clothes apart in anguish as you cry out how many times he has faithfully served the Korean people and how open his heart was to all of our plights and inspire the others in the crowd to do the same as they are all truly heart broken like you. You must convince your best friend Dae Geon to go to Pyongyang and visit the open casket of Kim Il-Sung to say farewell to the Great Liberator forever affirming your eternal devotion to the Great Juche Ideal. E Find other socialist groups too is going to be a great idea until we meet the ISO and realize that America really needs a group that is serious about socialism and not the Democrats. We're going to need to subvert it.
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Ramba Ral posted:Indeed, but for the big thing to do before leaving is actually to mourn the death of Kim Il-Sung, ripping your clothes apart in anguish as you cry out how many times he has faithfully served the Korean people and how open his heart was to all of our plights and inspire the others in the crowd to do the same as they are all truly heart broken like you. You must convince your best friend Dae Geon to go to Pyongyang and visit the open casket of Kim Il-Sung to say farewell to the Great Liberator forever affirming your eternal devotion to the Great Juche Ideal. Your avatar and post combos are always perfect for this thread
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# ? Apr 16, 2015 17:29 |
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Ramba Ral posted:Indeed, but for the big thing to do before leaving is actually to mourn the death of Kim Il-Sung, ripping your clothes apart in anguish as you cry out how many times he has faithfully served the Korean people and how open his heart was to all of our plights and inspire the others in the crowd to do the same as they are all truly heart broken like you. You must convince your best friend Dae Geon to go to Pyongyang and visit the open casket of Kim Il-Sung to say farewell to the Great Liberator forever affirming your eternal devotion to the Great Juche Ideal. Yessss
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# ? Apr 17, 2015 06:42 |
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maybe an update this weekend. Time will tell
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 21:34 |
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Ramba Ral posted:Indeed, but for the big thing to do before leaving is actually to mourn the death of Kim Il-Sung, ripping your clothes apart in anguish as you cry out how many times he has faithfully served the Korean people and how open his heart was to all of our plights and inspire the others in the crowd to do the same as they are all truly heart broken like you. You must convince your best friend Dae Geon to go to Pyongyang and visit the open casket of Kim Il-Sung to say farewell to the Great Liberator forever affirming your eternal devotion to the Great Juche Ideal. Can I just eternally second these?
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 22:17 |
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sniper4625 posted:Can I just eternally second these? After consultation with the DPRK and the FBI sequentially, yes.
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# ? Apr 19, 2015 00:11 |
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D, these decadent monsters celebrate burning men in the desert! Finally, some hard evidence of their perversion to send home as justification for a war of liberation!
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 05:09 |
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July Juche 83Ramba Ral posted:Indeed, but for the big thing to do before leaving is actually to mourn the death of Kim Il-Sung, ripping your clothes apart in anguish as you cry out how many times he has faithfully served the Korean people and how open his heart was to all of our plights and inspire the others in the crowd to do the same as they are all truly heart broken like you. You must convince your best friend Dae Geon to go to Pyongyang and visit the open casket of Kim Il-Sung to say farewell to the Great Liberator forever affirming your eternal devotion to the Great Juche Ideal. It is truly a somber day in the capitol. Nearly the entire country is here to honor the Dear Leader. Dae Geon travels with you, as this does offer a respite from the harsh training you two have put up with over the past several months. Mourners line the streets, pounding the pavement and wailing in anguish at the loss of a bright star way too soon. But you are a true soldier of the finest military in the world! One must keep their composure, at least until you make it to the open casket. It's odd, isn't it? You never met the man once in your life, but Dear Leader has been with you none the less. The man, who seemed big in real life, still reads as imposing even though his last breath escaped him. He was the other father figure in your life, ensuring you lived life to the Juchest and never to falter in your ideals. Your tears betray your stoic facade, and you scream out for your fallen father, he who led the nation from the clutches of the despicable Japanese and defended against the bitch dog Americans. And yes, you tore your dress shirt in anguish as you did it. Of course, your time was limited and afterwards you did scurry back to base to prepare getting shipped off to the States for your first day of College. August Juche 83 It is sweltering in the small dorm room the University has put you in. For the moment, you have it all to yourself, as class does not start for a few weeks anyway. One does not waste time to prepare though, and you have tastefully put out socialist and juche artwork and pamphlets in your room and common area to try and convert some students for your cause. The campus however is mostly empty, but you did meet a few other students from abroad that are also early boarders like yourself. You have finished putting away your laundry mostly consisting of t-shirts with various Looney Tunes characters in charming outfits when you hear a knock at the door. It turns out to be one of the kids down the hall, Hunter Robinson. You know he is from the United Kingdom, is heavily into the music scene around Berkeley, and always smells of herbs whenever you see him. "Wolf! Sup dude?!" "Oh. Uh, hi ...'dude'. How are you today?" "I just finished getting blazed, and was just about to chill out for a while and I heard about this dank party going on out in the desert! You've been basically chillin' around the dorm for the past week or so leaving weird readings around, and I've got an extra spot in the van if you want to come out with me, man!" "Oh, uh I-I don't know.." Is he a firefighter? You have no idea what any of this slang means - so much for keeping up with the culture! "Don't be a square, dude! We will be back before classes start." You hesitantly agree. After all, you need to start making relationships with other students to maintain your undercover identity. While this doesn't pertain to schooling, you hope that a road trip with western students should quickly bring you up to speed on the expectations of American pigdog society. "Boo Ya Dude! Here's the thing - I know you are good with designing stuff, and the whole concept of this event is that we basically recreate a society in a desert for a week. We can make/build pretty much anything and show off creativity just for the sake of it. What do we want to build and bring to Burning Man?"
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 23:14 |
We will build a rocket with an atomic symbol on it, an ambition that will not be kept from our people.
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 23:17 |
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We will build a giant wooden statue of Reagan fellating himself as a symbol of Western Decadence and burn it!
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# ? Apr 20, 2015 23:58 |
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Jenkem Delivery posted:We will build a giant wooden statue of Reagan fellating himself as a symbol of Western Decadence and burn it! Yeah! Burners will probably be totally cool with that.
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Jenkem Delivery posted:We will build a giant wooden statue of Reagan fellating himself as a symbol of Western Decadence and burn it! I cannot wait to see what every post brings.
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 01:28 |
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I will accept any drawings of these ideas as well
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 01:34 |
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Jenkem Delivery posted:We will build a giant wooden statue of Reagan fellating himself as a symbol of Western Decadence and burn it! HiHo ChiRho posted:I will accept any drawings of these ideas as well
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 03:50 |
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Nyaa posted:Here's a position that goes well as a burning man pose, NSFW I guess? I support this!
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 04:05 |
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Why does he stare back at you angrily WHY IS HE STILL ANGRY
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 04:11 |
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[Insert Ronald Reagan joke]
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 04:27 |
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Nyaa posted:[Insert Ronald Reagan joke] E: to further clarify my point: HiHo ChiRho fucked around with this message at 04:43 on Apr 21, 2015 |
# ? Apr 21, 2015 04:37 |
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Trickle-down-your-asscrack- economics. Typical of the decadent west!
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 05:03 |
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True Juche Spirit! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoRyrCjOkdI
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 05:37 |
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Jenkem Delivery posted:We will build a giant wooden statue of Reagan fellating himself as a symbol of Western Decadence and burn it! Also, use our rocketry-powers to stuff it full of fireworks that will flare out pro-communist subliminal messaging as the symbol of western decadence burns.
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Slightly Lions posted:Also, use our rocketry-powers to stuff it full of fireworks that will flare out pro-communist subliminal messaging as the symbol of western decadence burns. I support plan reagan if it includes the fireworks provision.
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 07:17 |
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RandomPauI posted:I support plan reagan if it includes the fireworks provision. Ditto
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Slightly Lions posted:Also, use our rocketry-powers to stuff it full of fireworks that will flare out pro-communist subliminal messaging as the symbol of western decadence burns. Including this with my Reagan idea
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 15:20 |
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Start with one rocket on Reagan's butt while he Blowing Furiously on his rocket.
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# ? Apr 21, 2015 19:04 |
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Everybody raise your hands in the air and give your life force so the spirit of Dear Leader can finish the update.
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ArbitraryTA posted:Everybody raise your hands in the air and give your life force so the spirit of Dear Leader can finish the update. We must have Reagan blowing himself and blowing up! Also weed is legal in North Korea so we probably have some experience with the ganja http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/4067341
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ArbitraryTA posted:Everybody raise your hands in the air and give your life force so the spirit of Dear Leader can finish the update. I will not let this thread die before bestowing Reagan blowing himself upon a bunch of hippies. School eases up after this week, expect something next week.
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 23:20 |
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July Juche 83 You are struck with inspiration. What better way to embrace the wanton pig dog youth of America with the desecration of their President Messiah, Reagan? "Hunter, I know what to make. We will need plenty of wood to make it and fireworks to send it off properly." "Sweet dude! I'll make some calls right now. What are we going to build?" "I need to flesh it out first, before I lose my train of thought." Hunter uses the phone in your common area to call up some friends to get the supplies. You take out a pen and paper and start sketching out your plan. Your drawing skills, while not top tier artist level, helps you build out your idea. The self loving actor turned president, why not have him sucking his own penis? Truly your font of Juche knowledge helps you make a crude sketch filled with biting political satire. Dear leader would be pleased! Wiping the sweat off your brow you look down at your creation: Perfection! "Uh, Wolf? The hell is that?" It would appear that Hunter is back, and now staring over your shoulder. "Oh. Uhm, it's what we are going to build at the Burning man." Hunter just stares a bit longer before responding. "...A dude blowing himself?" "Well in a sense yes. I'm terrible with faces, but it's supposed to be President Reagan. I thought about making a political statement on the self love of Americans and their capitalist way by personifying it with Reagan giving himself a blowjob. As you can see I decided to make his penis a firework to -" "Well to be honest man, I don't really care too much about political stuff, but this is pretty loving unreal and blowing things up I will never say no to. So uh, keep plugging away at your blowjob Reagan dude." You see Hunter pull out a joint and starts walking over to your bathroom to go smoke it. "Want a hit man? It'll help you think of some even crazier ideas!" He turns to your sketch and adds "not that yours aren't crazy enough." He gives you a slight nod to follow him. Do you toke up? Yes/No
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# ? May 4, 2015 17:26 |
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VERY YES Go deep cover.
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# ? May 4, 2015 17:33 |
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Get high and find your inner blowing creativity.
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Volmarias posted:VERY YES
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