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RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

Jenkem Delivery posted:

Ask our father for advice on how to blend in with the Westerners

E - Make Contact with the Socialist Student Group

This might get us on a watchlist or two but it's true to Wolf

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Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

sniper4625 posted:

I don't know what else we're doing but:

D. Some of the other students mentioned going to something in the ... desert? Sounds odd, but I would like to get a closer look at the culture I'm to emulate, and tagging along with a bunch of students seems like a sure bet!


Time to go on a different sort of trip, maaaaaan.

:wow:

Well, Berkeley is in California, which everyone knows is The Worst State, except for Florida, Alabama, Texas, Mississippi, Missouri, Kanas, Lousiana... [Edited for time] and New York.

So it's not surprising at all.

ArbitraryTA
May 3, 2011
D gently caress it

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
D http://burningman.org/timeline/#!/1994

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
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Nyaa posted:

D. Not sure what collage student do in desert, time to find out.

Yes let's assimilate with the locals and their inferior cultural practices.

:catdrugs:

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



Take lots of pictures for intel back home

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

LowellDND posted:

Take lots of pictures for intel back home


Blatant homosexuality as sport


Degrading phone sex line advertisements


Hard working dwarves forced to amuse children for pennies a day

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.
D Dilligently dally doing desert drugs dude.

Ramba Ral
Feb 18, 2009

"The basis of the Juche Idea is that man is the master of all things and the decisive factor in everything."
- Kim Il-Sung

RandomPauI posted:

This might get us on a watchlist or two but it's true to Wolf

Indeed, but for the big thing to do before leaving is actually to mourn the death of Kim Il-Sung, ripping your clothes apart in anguish as you cry out how many times he has faithfully served the Korean people and how open his heart was to all of our plights and inspire the others in the crowd to do the same as they are all truly heart broken like you. You must convince your best friend Dae Geon to go to Pyongyang and visit the open casket of Kim Il-Sung to say farewell to the Great Liberator forever affirming your eternal devotion to the Great Juche Ideal.


E Find other socialist groups too is going to be a great idea until we meet the ISO and realize that America really needs a group that is serious about socialism and not the Democrats. We're going to need to subvert it.

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Ramba Ral posted:

Indeed, but for the big thing to do before leaving is actually to mourn the death of Kim Il-Sung, ripping your clothes apart in anguish as you cry out how many times he has faithfully served the Korean people and how open his heart was to all of our plights and inspire the others in the crowd to do the same as they are all truly heart broken like you. You must convince your best friend Dae Geon to go to Pyongyang and visit the open casket of Kim Il-Sung to say farewell to the Great Liberator forever affirming your eternal devotion to the Great Juche Ideal.


E Find other socialist groups too is going to be a great idea until we meet the ISO and realize that America really needs a group that is serious about socialism and not the Democrats. We're going to need to subvert it.

Your avatar and post combos are always perfect for this thread :allears:

Slightly Lions
Apr 13, 2009

Look what I can do!

Ramba Ral posted:

Indeed, but for the big thing to do before leaving is actually to mourn the death of Kim Il-Sung, ripping your clothes apart in anguish as you cry out how many times he has faithfully served the Korean people and how open his heart was to all of our plights and inspire the others in the crowd to do the same as they are all truly heart broken like you. You must convince your best friend Dae Geon to go to Pyongyang and visit the open casket of Kim Il-Sung to say farewell to the Great Liberator forever affirming your eternal devotion to the Great Juche Ideal.


E Find other socialist groups too is going to be a great idea until we meet the ISO and realize that America really needs a group that is serious about socialism and not the Democrats. We're going to need to subvert it.

Yessss

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

maybe an update this weekend. Time will tell

sniper4625
Sep 26, 2009

Loyal to the hEnd

Ramba Ral posted:

Indeed, but for the big thing to do before leaving is actually to mourn the death of Kim Il-Sung, ripping your clothes apart in anguish as you cry out how many times he has faithfully served the Korean people and how open his heart was to all of our plights and inspire the others in the crowd to do the same as they are all truly heart broken like you. You must convince your best friend Dae Geon to go to Pyongyang and visit the open casket of Kim Il-Sung to say farewell to the Great Liberator forever affirming your eternal devotion to the Great Juche Ideal.


E Find other socialist groups too is going to be a great idea until we meet the ISO and realize that America really needs a group that is serious about socialism and not the Democrats. We're going to need to subvert it.

Can I just eternally second these?

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

sniper4625 posted:

Can I just eternally second these?

After consultation with the DPRK and the FBI sequentially, yes.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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D, these decadent monsters celebrate burning men in the desert! Finally, some hard evidence of their perversion to send home as justification for a war of liberation!

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

July Juche 83

Ramba Ral posted:

Indeed, but for the big thing to do before leaving is actually to mourn the death of Kim Il-Sung, ripping your clothes apart in anguish as you cry out how many times he has faithfully served the Korean people and how open his heart was to all of our plights and inspire the others in the crowd to do the same as they are all truly heart broken like you. You must convince your best friend Dae Geon to go to Pyongyang and visit the open casket of Kim Il-Sung to say farewell to the Great Liberator forever affirming your eternal devotion to the Great Juche Ideal.

It is truly a somber day in the capitol. Nearly the entire country is here to honor the Dear Leader. Dae Geon travels with you, as this does offer a respite from the harsh training you two have put up with over the past several months. Mourners line the streets, pounding the pavement and wailing in anguish at the loss of a bright star way too soon.


But you are a true soldier of the finest military in the world! One must keep their composure, at least until you make it to the open casket.

It's odd, isn't it? You never met the man once in your life, but Dear Leader has been with you none the less. The man, who seemed big in real life, still reads as imposing even though his last breath escaped him. He was the other father figure in your life, ensuring you lived life to the Juchest and never to falter in your ideals. Your tears betray your stoic facade, and you scream out for your fallen father, he who led the nation from the clutches of the despicable Japanese and defended against the bitch dog Americans.

And yes, you tore your dress shirt in anguish as you did it.


Of course, your time was limited and afterwards you did scurry back to base to prepare getting shipped off to the States for your first day of College.

August Juche 83
It is sweltering in the small dorm room the University has put you in. For the moment, you have it all to yourself, as class does not start for a few weeks anyway. One does not waste time to prepare though, and you have tastefully put out socialist and juche artwork and pamphlets in your room and common area to try and convert some students for your cause. The campus however is mostly empty, but you did meet a few other students from abroad that are also early boarders like yourself. You have finished putting away your laundry mostly consisting of t-shirts with various Looney Tunes characters in charming outfits when you hear a knock at the door. It turns out to be one of the kids down the hall, Hunter Robinson. You know he is from the United Kingdom, is heavily into the music scene around Berkeley, and always smells of herbs whenever you see him.


"Wolf! Sup dude?!"
"Oh. Uh, hi ...'dude'. How are you today?"
"I just finished getting blazed, and was just about to chill out for a while and I heard about this dank party going on out in the desert! You've been basically chillin' around the dorm for the past week or so leaving weird readings around, and I've got an extra spot in the van if you want to come out with me, man!"
"Oh, uh I-I don't know.." Is he a firefighter? You have no idea what any of this slang means - so much for keeping up with the culture!
"Don't be a square, dude! We will be back before classes start."
You hesitantly agree. After all, you need to start making relationships with other students to maintain your undercover identity. While this doesn't pertain to schooling, you hope that a road trip with western students should quickly bring you up to speed on the expectations of American pigdog society.
"Boo Ya Dude! Here's the thing - I know you are good with designing stuff, and the whole concept of this event is that we basically recreate a society in a desert for a week. We can make/build pretty much anything and show off creativity just for the sake of it. What do we want to build and bring to Burning Man?"

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
We will build a rocket with an atomic symbol on it, an ambition that will not be kept from our people.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

We will build a giant wooden statue of Reagan fellating himself as a symbol of Western Decadence and burn it!

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

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Jenkem Delivery posted:

We will build a giant wooden statue of Reagan fellating himself as a symbol of Western Decadence and burn it!

Yeah!

Burners will probably be totally cool with that.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

Jenkem Delivery posted:

We will build a giant wooden statue of Reagan fellating himself as a symbol of Western Decadence and burn it!

:allears:

I cannot wait to see what every post brings.

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

I will accept any drawings of these ideas as well :allears:

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:

Jenkem Delivery posted:

We will build a giant wooden statue of Reagan fellating himself as a symbol of Western Decadence and burn it!

HiHo ChiRho posted:

I will accept any drawings of these ideas as well :allears:
Here's a position that goes well as a burning man pose, NSFW I guess?

Dammerung
Oct 17, 2008

"Dang, that's hot."


Nyaa posted:

Here's a position that goes well as a burning man pose, NSFW I guess?

I support this!

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Why does he stare back at you angrily

WHY IS HE STILL ANGRY

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:
[Insert Ronald Reagan joke]

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Nyaa posted:

[Insert Ronald Reagan joke]


E: to further clarify my point:

HiHo ChiRho fucked around with this message at 04:43 on Apr 21, 2015

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
Trickle-down-your-asscrack- economics. Typical of the decadent west!

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
True Juche Spirit! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoRyrCjOkdI

Slightly Lions
Apr 13, 2009

Look what I can do!

Jenkem Delivery posted:

We will build a giant wooden statue of Reagan fellating himself as a symbol of Western Decadence and burn it!

Also, use our rocketry-powers to stuff it full of fireworks that will flare out pro-communist subliminal messaging as the symbol of western decadence burns.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

Slightly Lions posted:

Also, use our rocketry-powers to stuff it full of fireworks that will flare out pro-communist subliminal messaging as the symbol of western decadence burns.

I support plan reagan if it includes the fireworks provision.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
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RandomPauI posted:

I support plan reagan if it includes the fireworks provision.

Ditto

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Slightly Lions posted:

Also, use our rocketry-powers to stuff it full of fireworks that will flare out pro-communist subliminal messaging as the symbol of western decadence burns.

Including this with my Reagan idea

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:
Start with one rocket on Reagan's butt while he Blowing Furiously on his rocket.

ArbitraryTA
May 3, 2011
Everybody raise your hands in the air and give your life force so the spirit of Dear Leader can finish the update. :ohdear:

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

ArbitraryTA posted:

Everybody raise your hands in the air and give your life force so the spirit of Dear Leader can finish the update. :ohdear:

We must have Reagan blowing himself and blowing up! Also weed is legal in North Korea so we probably have some experience with the ganja

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/4067341

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

ArbitraryTA posted:

Everybody raise your hands in the air and give your life force so the spirit of Dear Leader can finish the update. :ohdear:

I will not let this thread die before bestowing Reagan blowing himself upon a bunch of hippies. School eases up after this week, expect something next week.

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

July Juche 83

You are struck with inspiration. What better way to embrace the wanton pig dog youth of America with the desecration of their President Messiah, Reagan?

"Hunter, I know what to make. We will need plenty of wood to make it and fireworks to send it off properly."
"Sweet dude! I'll make some calls right now. What are we going to build?"
"I need to flesh it out first, before I lose my train of thought."

Hunter uses the phone in your common area to call up some friends to get the supplies. You take out a pen and paper and start sketching out your plan. Your drawing skills, while not top tier artist level, helps you build out your idea. The self loving actor turned president, why not have him sucking his own penis? Truly your font of Juche knowledge helps you make a crude sketch filled with biting political satire. Dear leader would be pleased!

Wiping the sweat off your brow you look down at your creation:



Perfection!

"Uh, Wolf? The hell is that?" It would appear that Hunter is back, and now staring over your shoulder.
"Oh. Uhm, it's what we are going to build at the Burning man."
Hunter just stares a bit longer before responding. "...A dude blowing himself?"
"Well in a sense yes. I'm terrible with faces, but it's supposed to be President Reagan. I thought about making a political statement on the self love of Americans and their capitalist way by personifying it with Reagan giving himself a blowjob. As you can see I decided to make his penis a firework to -"
"Well to be honest man, I don't really care too much about political stuff, but this is pretty loving unreal and blowing things up I will never say no to. So uh, keep plugging away at your blowjob Reagan dude."

You see Hunter pull out a joint and starts walking over to your bathroom to go smoke it. "Want a hit man? It'll help you think of some even crazier ideas!" He turns to your sketch and adds "not that yours aren't crazy enough." He gives you a slight nod to follow him.

Do you toke up? Yes/No

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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VERY YES

Go deep cover.

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:
Get high and find your inner blowing creativity.

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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

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Volmarias posted:

VERY YES

Go deep cover.

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