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Nothing we're not used to, right? Edit: That's a vote for Yes, I should have added that in >.<
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May 4, 2015 20:27
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Yes Hunter, your rolling skills need improvement. Please, pass it here and let me show you my technique. I call it "Glorious Marilyn" after the thick wonderful breasts of your movie star
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May 4, 2015 21:37
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Volmarias posted:VERY YES We need to re-establish our cover after all the pro-Juche stuff we've done.
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May 4, 2015 22:46
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Yes. If asked by our superiors about it reply that we didn't inhale
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May 5, 2015 00:25
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Hit it!
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May 5, 2015 00:41
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RandomPauI posted:Yes. If asked by our superiors about it reply that we didn't inhale
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May 5, 2015 01:07
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Slightly Lions posted:Agreed All you have done stateside is become the odd german student that doesn't say much and leaves socialist pamphlets around the dorm room.
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May 5, 2015 01:12
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HiHo ChiRho posted:All you have done stateside is become the odd german student that doesn't say much and leaves socialist pamphlets around the dorm room. And I call that a job well done for today now lets get high
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May 5, 2015 01:15
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ArbitraryTA posted:And I call that a job well done for today now lets get high Student spotted
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May 5, 2015 02:18
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Let's get as high as rocket we fire upon enemy! FOR THE DEAR LEA... I mean, "YEAH MAAN LETS GET HIIGH"
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May 6, 2015 00:35
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Woaaaah man. Like, you've definitely smoke up before but This. Is. The poo poo  This is not the pot you and your friends plucked from the side of the road in "Germany". It's like that weed filled up with JUCHE, straight from the bosom of Dear Leader, from across the cosmos to fend off capitalism in its basest form and Oh what were we even talk about now? Wait, are we in a van? Why is Hunter driving? Oh. Right that burning Americans thing. So there's this cute blonde in the front seat that you find out is named Heather (and whom told you that four times already) Seems like Hunter is keen on her... buuuuut Do you hit on her? Also in the van towards the back on top of what will be Reagan's explosive dick is Blake, a friend of Hunter's and another artist. He apparently likes to dabble in chemistry and fire, and is the one to thank for all the dicks. He seems attentive to you and what you are saying in your pot stupor. would you like to spread the good word of Juche to Blake? If so, what? If not, what?
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May 7, 2015 23:33
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oh poo poo it's all coming togetehr everything! very much! Insight! Wisdumb! I can zee the truuuuth~  I can improve tis a lot  The Native American flag planted on Reagan's left foot represents the American who stomp them on their sacred ground and took their land. They are greedy and cruel. The American flag planted on Reagan's right foot represents American stepping on its own people. They are heartless and don't care about its own people. The tape-on picture of Reagan's angry face represents his unreasonable anger toward his dick. Why? Read on.  This is a modified phallic shaped rocket of Reagan's manhood wrapped in monopoly money. Reagan not only furiously blowing on his own money like every other greedy American, the monopoly money represent the nation's wealth that established through capitalism, the flawed economic and political system that promote the top 1% and create an environment that encourage corporate and industrial monopoly. woooah, pretty American pig girl! But I must not! Korean penis is way bigger than American's dick, she will know I am Korean. My identity will be compromised!
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May 8, 2015 00:04
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You compose yourself! You are a Korean man with a girl at home, you have no need for dirty American whores! Well, any more than you have to anyway. You still strike up a conversation since it is a seven hour car ride in a van with no air conditioning. A sappy love song is playing on the radio. Hunter is laying it on deep to Heather, while you strike up a conversation with Blake: "So, what the hell are we doing?" -"Well you see..." Nyaa posted:
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"Hunter, what the hell did you give this kid?" "Relax dude, this will be the bomb, if you know what I mean." "I really don't, what's this have to do with the theme at all? It just sounds like some weird socialist poo poo to me" You decide to butt back in, delivering in perfect cadence and well practice that, no this is not socialism but the product of the individual and self reliance that every American should strive to do. Your practice back home and your innate acting skills seems to hold Blake back and even convince him that such a display is a great method of American ingenuity: By denigrating American icons, you strengthen America! The topics turn to banality: "So what's your favorite animal, Wolf?" "Tortoises, of course." "Why is that?" "Their screaming. It's so adorable!" Silence reigns for the rest of the car ride.  Burning Man posted:Behind you is your camp, a Rube Goldberg mix of vans, tents, and RVs arrayed in a great circle. Scattered across the plain you see other artifacts less easily explained: a giant fiberglass dog head, an enormous, vaguely phallic mud tower. One of your friends has a radio tuned to a local pirate station; like the daily newspaper folded in your pocket, it will exist only for a few short days and then disappear, like some exotic desert mushroom. You press an icy bottle to your forehead, savoring the cold, and look up. There above you, tall as a four story building, stands the strangely graceful figure known as the Burning Man. Heather and Hunter decide to explore the camp on their own, offering you to come along. Blake, a dabbling carpenter, decides to help you out by building the frame for the Reagan abomination. You can start working on the pyrotechnics now, but you still have several days, so there is no pressure on time to get it ready just yet. What do you do? A. I start building the Reagan cock rocket, of course! B. I spend my time spreading the good word of Juche! C. I spend my time exploring the camp! Maybe I can find some better weed. D. I want to explore the desert! E. Something else! Exclamation point! HiHo ChiRho fucked around with this message at 04:22 on May 9, 2015 |
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May 9, 2015 03:54
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May 9, 2015 04:07
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CD Amuse us with your screams, spirit tortoise!
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May 9, 2015 04:16
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D, you've heard tell of spirit quests. Perhaps we can encounter the spirits of the two previous eternal leaders to make sure we are on the right track
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May 9, 2015 04:18
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RandomPauI posted:D, you've heard tell of spirit quests. Perhaps we can encounter the spirits of the two previous eternal leaders to make sure we are on the right track C- Get some Peyote and D- Spirit quest to find the eternal leader
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May 9, 2015 04:35
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Jenkem Delivery posted:C- Get some Peyote and D- Spirit quest to find the eternal leader adding this to my vote, making me BCDE, smoke peyote do spirit quests talk about juche with exclamation marks
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May 9, 2015 04:37
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May 9, 2015 18:59
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CD gently caress yeah burning man
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May 9, 2015 19:42
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D. Lost in desert.
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May 9, 2015 21:50
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Volmarias posted:A Reagen's cock isn't going to build itself This not only sums up the game but is also my vote
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May 10, 2015 08:43
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Juche.... uh what? Well now. You spent the better part of the first day exploring the camp, meeting a whole bunch of oddball people who, let's be honest, you don't remember their names.   http://i.imgur.com/4q0bkcQ.jpgThey were interesting characters though. The old man with the banana hammock did get you something called peyote that you are going to try tomorrow morning. In all, you hunker back down to base camp, work on Reagan's cockrocket with the help of Blake. All in all, you guys should be good to go with a day or so more of work on project. Even now people stroll by in the night to admire your soon to be shining beacon for Juche! The morning after, with things pretty much settled at camp and coupled with a few canteens of water and some snacks, you munch on your peyote in search of your spirit quest, or so the Pig Dogs say.
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May 13, 2015 01:39
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May 13, 2015 01:39
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Juche ????? WOLF THIS IS DEAR LEADER HAVE YOU FORSAKEN YOUR JUCHE DUTY? The Eternal President lives, if only in your tripping out brain! You prostate yourself greatly before Kim Il-Sung and his dancing, grimacing flaming skulls. REUNIFICATION IS NEARLY AT HAND AND YET YOU GOBBLE CACTI TO SEARCH FOR YOURSELF IN THE BASTION OF HELL THAT IS AMERICA? You plead that it is an undercover operation to turn America's youth against their capitalist overlords. You describe in painstaking, and obscene detail of Reagan's self fellatio. WHILE IT IS NOT PROPER KOREAN WAY, I APPLAUD YOUR INITIATIVE AND...CREATIVITY BUT With this utterance, a cactus suddenly bursts into flames! YOU MUST PREPARE THE WAY PREPARE IT BY GAINING NUCLEAR SECRETS PREPARE IT BY STARTING A NORTH KOREAN CELL PREPARE IT BY UNDERMINING THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT FROM WITHIN ANY OR ALL OF THESE METHODS WILL PLEASE YOUR DEAR LEADER... UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME OTHER THOUGHTS? How will you please your Eternal President? A. Steal nuke info. B. Steal a nuke! C. Start a terrorist cell promoting North Korean interests! D. Infiltrate the 'Merican government! E. Something else!
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May 13, 2015 02:10
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D: If we do this successfully enough, it would be entirely possible for us to achieve all of those goals.
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May 13, 2015 02:22
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E Dear leader, all of these goals would help us fight the capitalist oppressor in a war, but would it not be best of all to help the people of the west understand their true situation and cast off their own chains once and for all? As Lenin did for his people, as Mao did for his, and as you did for ours, would it not be best of all to bring about the eternal revolution? We cannot do this just with bombs or bullets, they are too headstrong to be fought into submission. They have been taught since birth the capitalist way! But, could we not open their minds to the concept of Juche? I have found some wonderful substances here, dear leader, that could allow us to do so. Would it not be a glorious first step to introduce them into the water supply of the nearest city? Volmarias fucked around with this message at 02:49 on May 13, 2015 |
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May 13, 2015 02:34
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Volmarias posted:E Dear leader, all of these goals would help us fight the capitalist oppressor in a war, but would it not be best of all to help the people of the west understand their true situation and cast off their own chains once and for all? As Lenin did for his people, as Mao did for his, and as you did for ours, would it not be best of all to bring about the eternal revolution? This and D.
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May 13, 2015 02:55
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Changing Outrail's idea D and E. Pinche Rudo fucked around with this message at 04:12 on May 13, 2015 |
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May 13, 2015 04:03
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May 13, 2015 04:05
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I heartily agree with D/E LSD republican fun
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May 13, 2015 16:40
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Also acquire a substantial amount of peyote in case we need to get in touch with Dear Leader in the future.
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May 13, 2015 19:06
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Fair Tongmu's, I just had a load of news dropped on me at work. Between that and school, I don't see much free time or an unfrazzled brain to update for quite a while. Admittedly this is a middling if mildly amusing CYOA, and I don't want to just close it. If someone wants to take up the mantle of Wolf, feel free to do so.
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May 15, 2015 19:22
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That sucks, at least you're being up front with your CYOA curse. Do you see being able to take it back up in a month or so? We could bump it until then. Otherwise can I nominate Slann?
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May 15, 2015 19:25
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I'd be up for collaborating with someone on it at least till you can pick it back up. I'm from the Bay Area and very familiar with Cal and Berkeley since my dad is an alum.
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May 15, 2015 20:16
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Outrail posted:That sucks, at least you're being up front with your CYOA curse. Do you see being able to take it back up in a month or so? We could bump it until then. To be honest, I'm not entirely sure. I'm still in the midst of how I'm going to get through work through the next week, let alone what it could be a month or so from now. Also Seconding Wolf led by Slaan. Eat hearts laced with Peyote all day erry day
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May 15, 2015 20:58
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slaan and jenkum team up. Damned CYOA curse
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May 15, 2015 21:06
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Best wish to whoever going to write the explosive blowing scene. 
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Outrail posted:That sucks, at least you're being up front with your CYOA curse. Do you see being able to take it back up in a month or so? We could bump it until then. Nah, I'm a terrible writer. I always end up eating my words.
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