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I think we should give F: UC Berkley a shot.
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RandomPauI posted:I think we should give F: UC Berkley a shot. I... Yes, I think we should. F: UC Berkley
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Apr 13, 2015 21:28
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G: Burning Man  
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Apr 13, 2015 21:28
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E! (I want a chance to use my local knowledge.)
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RandomPauI posted:I think we should give F: UC Berkley a shot.
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Apr 13, 2015 22:29
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RandomPauI posted:I think we should give F: UC Berkeley a shot. What better a place to spread the progressive ideas of glorious Juche? Also we need to hit up Top dog and Fat Slice for some late night eats
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Apr 13, 2015 22:39
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B! We're gonna be a movie star!
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Apr 13, 2015 22:40
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RandomPauI posted:I think we should give F: UC Berkley a shot. This
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Apr 13, 2015 22:53
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Berkley sounds like a hilarious choice
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Apr 13, 2015 22:59
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Joining the Berkley bandwagon.
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Apr 13, 2015 23:10
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Berkeley has triple majors, just putting that out there.
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Apr 13, 2015 23:12
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RandomPauI posted:I think we should give F: UC Berkley a shot. Yes! Then start up a Juche centered student organization.
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Apr 13, 2015 23:36
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We could for the Juche group after we go into music and theater, or we can try going deep under cover by taking business or economics classes. The latter could help us figure out how to subvert the US economic system from the inside. For maximum hilarity we could try both, taking a third major in chemistry or nuclear engineering.
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Apr 13, 2015 23:42
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F: UC Berkley!
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Each UC Berkeley College has a number of majors, with the College of Letters and Science having the most. The college that's chosen should determine which majors we get to choose from. Unless you can take majors from multiple colleges. College of Letters and Science The College of Letters and Science sets undergraduate students on the intellectual adventure of their lives with a vibrant, broad-based liberal arts education. You participate in projects at the forefront of science, solve pressing social problems, create art, explore diverse cultures, and seek answers to the biggest questions of our times. The list of majors is long enough to deserve it's own post: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?action=showpost&postid=444017120 College of Chemistry The College of Chemistry offers fundamental knowledge of all fields of chemistry. There are lecture courses in the general areas of inorganic, organic, and physical chemistry, plus many more specialized courses including analytical, nuclear, and biophysical chemistry and chemical biology. The majors include: b.s. chemistry, b.s. chemical engineering, b.s. chemical biology, and b.a. chemistry College of Engineering Berkeley Engineering is a national leader in engineering education, with students and researchers from around the world drawn to our department by its outstanding reputation, internationally recognized faculty, and tradition of impact in research and teaching. The College includes departments of Bioengineering; Civil & Environmental Engineering; Electrical Engineering & Computer Sciences; Industrial Engineering & Operations Research; Materials Science & Engineering; Mechanical Engineering; and Nuclear Engineering. The majors include: Bioengineering, Civil Engineering, Electrical Engineering & Computer Sciences, Energy Engineering, Engineering Math & Statistics, Engineering Physics, Environmental Engineering Science, Industrial Engineering & Operations Research, Materials Science & Engineering, Mechanical Engineering, Nuclear Engineering College of Environmental Design The College of Environmental Design undergraduate programs in architecture, landscape architecture, and urban studies combine general education with a broad introduction to the environmental design professions and emphasize the value that what we build must be ethically, socially, and ecologically appropriate. These programs equip students for work in these and related fields, or graduate study, or both. Majors include: Architecture, urban planning, landscape architecture, and sustainable environmental design College of Natural Resources The College of Natural Resources addresses biological, social, and economic challenges associated with protecting natural resources and the environment. CNR's undergraduate academic programs teach students how to ensure economic and ecological sustainability for future generations. CNR offers majors in these categories: Genetics & Plant Biology (GPB), Microbial Biology (MB), Molecular Environmental Biology (MEB), Nutritional Sciences & Toxicology (NS), Conservation and Resource Studies (CRS), Environmental Sciences (ES), Forestry & Natural Resources (FNR), Environmental Economics And Policy (EEP), Society & Environement (S&E) Haas School of Business Business Administration is only available to junior transfer applicants; freshman applicants may apply to the College of Letters and Science, Undeclared--Pre-Business Administration. Students who earn a Bachelor of Science degree from the Haas School of Business Undergraduate Program possess the knowledge and technical skills necessary to understand the modern business world, to achieve the highest levels of success in their professional careers, and to prepare for subsequent graduate work. There is only the one Business Administration major. Pre-Med Berkeley offers excellent undergraduate preparation for medical and other health-related professional schools and sends an impressive number of students on to these graduate programs each year. Cal, like most universities, does not offer a specific “pre-med” major. Few colleges in the United States do, because there is no specific major required for admission to medical or other health-related schools. All students obtain a bachelor’s degree before admission to medical school. For students seeking admission to dentistry, veterinary medicine, optometry, and other health-related graduate programs, many have received a bachelor’s degree prior to admission. There isn't so much a major as much as it's a course to become a doctor. Pre-Law Berkeley offers an excellent undergraduate education in a wide variety of majors that prepare you for entry into law school. Like most universities and colleges in the United States, Berkeley does not offer a major specifically called “pre-law” because law schools do not require any specific major for admission. Most law schools require a bachelor’s degree, the Law School Admission Test (LSAT), strong letters of recommendation, and a compelling personal statement for admission. There isn't so much a major as much as it's a course to become a lawyer. RandomPauI fucked around with this message at 01:42 on Apr 14, 2015 |
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Apr 13, 2015 23:55
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I follow the will of goons always. Berkeley wins hands down. Pick a college first, people!
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Apr 13, 2015 23:57
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College of Engineering Only possible choice.
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College of Engineering
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Jenkem Delivery posted:College of Engineering Dammit, I was going to vote Detroit or Honolulu. Oh well Engineering nerd it is.
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Apr 14, 2015 00:17
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College and Letters. We can be a triple threat. Music! Economics! German!
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Apr 14, 2015 00:23
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College of Letters I mean, can you think of a place that we would possibly fit in more? We can break out into song and dance about the power of Juche and NO ONE will even bat an eye! Besides, we can always recruit some fanatical engineers on a day trip.
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I may as well list the majors for the college of Letters and Sciences Arts and Humanities Art, History of Art, Practice of Celtic Studies Classics >Classical Civilizations >Classical Languages >Greek >Latin Comparative Literature East Asian Languages and Cultures >Chinese >Japanese English Film French German >Dutch Studies >German Italian Studies Music Near Eastern Studies >Ancient Near Eastern Archaeology and Art History >Ancient Near Eastern Civilizations >Near Eastern Studies Philosophy Rhetoric Scandinavian Slavic Languages and Literatures South and Southeast Asian Studies Spanish and Portuguese >Hispanic Languages and Bilingual Issues >Iberian >Latin American >Luso-Brazilian >Spanish and Spanish American Theater, Dance, and Performance Studies Biological Sciences Integrative Biology Molecular and Cell Biology >Plan I >Biochemistry and Molecular Biology >Genetics >Immunology >Plan II >Cell and Developmental Biology >Neurobiology Public Health Math & Physical Sciences Astrophysics Chemistry Computer Science Earth and Planetary Science >Atmospheric Science >Environmental Earth Science >Geology >Geophysics >Marine Science >Planetary Science Mathematics >Applied Mathematics >Mathematics Operations Research and Management Physics Statistics Social Sciences African American Studies Anthropology Asian American and Asian Diaspora Studies Chicano Studies Economics Environmental Economics Ethnic Studies Gender & Women's Studies Geography History Linguistics Native American Political Science Psychology Social Welfare Sociology Interdisciplinary Studies American Studies Asian Studies >Area I– a multi-area thematic concentration >Area II- China >Area II– Japan Cognitive Science Development Studies Interdisciplinary Studies Latin American Studies Legal Studies Media Studies (formerly Mass Communications) Middle Eastern Studies Peace and Conflict Studies Political Economy Religious Studies
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College of Engineering - Computer Science for eventually creating video game (Starcraft) and Korean hacker.news posted:The second reason North Korea wants to access the internet is hacking. The country has aggressively grown its cyberwar divisions in recent years into a few thousand highly trained hackers. quote:In order to prevent these people from trying to defect when they learn how hellish their country is compared with the rest of the world — or, worse, spreading what they learn to other North Koreans — jobs that require internet access typically come with lavish salaries, high-end government housing, and lots of prestige.
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In the college of engineering we can do both Nuclear Engineering and electrical engineering/computer science
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Nyaa posted:College of Engineering - Computer Science for eventually creating video game (Starcraft) and Korean hacker. This because it's hilarious and wrong Korea!
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Dear Readers: We need a theme song for college. We can be anachronistic, but I would like the lurkers ONLY in the thread to pick out a song from 1994 to not only be influential in the next post, but to either make me endear you forever or constantly curse your name for picking such a song. 
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If any lurker needs inspiration, the band They Might Be Giants released John Henry in 1994. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Henry_%28album%29
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RandomPauI posted:If any lurker needs inspiration, the band They Might Be Giants released John Henry in 1994. Another possibility.
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NIN: Closer. Imagine going through a rebellious phase 
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College of Letters Big problem is there is no Korean studies major it seems only China and Japan, which we will have to protest.
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drat, I just lost my lurker status.
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Computer Engineering, history, peace and conflict
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I am a lurker and here is my song
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For shame, forgetting our glorious purpose while being distracted by decadent western music.
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I'm not a lurker, but I think this is apt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwoSFQb5HVk Dance that funky Juche till we die.
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May Juche 83, 1994Wolf posted:You cool yourself, and properly ask your superior officer "Where am I to go?" "California. You will be a foreign exchange student going to a university known as Berkeley. Given your aptitude in the military you are enrolled at the Engineering college there. Anything you study there is immensely useful, but fortune would favor you if you studied Nuclear engineering for the glory of your mother country. You will be given the german name of Wolf Blitzer, and don't worry about not knowing too much about German culture, they are dumb pigs and probably won't notice anyway. Now play your drat haki sak and start catching up on the detestable american culture." You kept mostly busy with your studies, but July was a somber period. President Kim Il Sung died, his son immediately taking command as Dear Leader. While his presidency will be forever Eternal, mourning must eventually end and duties are to return. Is there anything you wish to do before leaving?  Mourning songs are appropriate.August Juche 83, 1994 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esE-XvZicxE Fortunately your smuggling into the Pigsty of a country went fairly well enough. Your handlers were worried about being late, so your travel started several weeks earlier than noted. What this does mean for you is that you have a few weeks to kill before classes start. For the first time in, well, ever, you do not have someone watching your every move. You have...freedom? How odd. You were able to move into campus early so you have room and minimal board. You will get a small stipend every month from your handlers, but you may want to get a part time job either on or off campus to make some "dough" as the fat american pigs call it. You made some small introductions with other early students, but don't know many quite well. What do you wish to do? A. Hit the library! Get cracking on my edumacation! B. Find a job, ya bum! C. Just go and explore Berkeley. What else is there to offer around here? D. Some of the other students mentioned going to something in the ... desert? Sounds odd, but I would like to get a closer look at the culture I'm to emulate, and tagging along with a bunch of students seems like a sure bet! E. Something else. HiHo ChiRho fucked around with this message at 01:53 on Apr 16, 2015 |
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D: Admittedly, I am metagaming a little bit, and it might have just been due to an overtly long car ride, but I didn't enjoy Berkley very much!
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I don't know what else we're doing but: D. Some of the other students mentioned going to something in the ... desert? Sounds odd, but I would like to get a closer look at the culture I'm to emulate, and tagging along with a bunch of students seems like a sure bet! Time to go on a different sort of trip, maaaaaan. 
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Ask our father for advice on how to blend in with the Westerners E - Make Contact with the Socialist Student Group
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D. Not sure what collage student do in desert, time to find out.
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