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Slaan posted:Nah, I'm a terrible writer. I always end up eating my worlds. I'm ok with this now.
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Slaan pm me if you're interested I'll be around Sunday night or Monday if you want to coordinate in #madgod
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Jenkem Delivery posted:Slaan pm me if you're interested I'll be around Sunday night or Monday if you want to coordinate in #madgod 
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May 16, 2015 08:36
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Well we can keep this going til HiHo is back in action and un-burnt out on wearing hardhats. Tortoise Isle  Day 1 - These stupid North Koreans will never realise what hit them. Once we've collected all the data on their missile launching capability they will be countered and crushed. Day 3 - The disguise given to me is starting to chafe. Day 201 - I've [The rest of this entry is missing, there appear to be bite marks over the diary. Day 537 - These stupid tortoises still haven't realized that I've infiltrated their society. I now know all about their secret plans, their boredom of their country, their love of basking on the beach. When my brethren from the United Turtle Front hear about this the island will be OURS!  You see something silvery heading towards you. The rest of your fellow tortoises slowly look towards it. You.. A. HOLY poo poo! THAT'S A loving MISSILE! You begin to run slowly towards the water. Very slowly. WAIT! YOU'RE A loving HUMAN YOU IDIOT! GO GO GO! You run. B. You slowly raise your head toward the missile and stare C. You attempt to mount one of the fellow tortoises D. Write in stevey666 fucked around with this message at 17:34 on May 18, 2015 |
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May 18, 2015 16:17
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A! Run turtleman run!!
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May 18, 2015 16:39
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B. Maintain disguise till the end.
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May 18, 2015 17:25
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C you're going to die, may as well go with a bang!
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May 18, 2015 17:32
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D Vote to make it a full deadlock!
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May 19, 2015 11:45
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The thread has spoken, we do ABCD.
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May 19, 2015 12:40
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Come back Hiho! Slaan/Jenkem.. team up already. Tortoise Isle The silvery thing flies towards you at great speed, there is only one thing to do! You mount the nearest Tortoise. (A recent survey in your brain stated: Sexual preference: Tortoise., so the gender doesn't matter... then again, how the hell can you tell anyway?) Gripping onto their shell you attempt to [redacted] but .. a distraction!! You crane your neck and look towards the silvery thing, it's getting much bigger. (The silvery thing I mean). The tortoises in front begin to chatter among themselves, they must be afraid. That silvery thing is problaby just a missile. Wait.. a missile? How do you know it's a missle? Tortoises don't know what a missile is? gently caress! You dismount and begin to crawl slowly on all fours towards the ocean. 'WAIT A loving SECOND! I'M A GODDAMN HUMAN!!" You stand and sprint. Several tortoises are astounded at your incredibly fast rate of evolution, putting into question their scientific position on the matter. This causes them great distress, but don't fret, they die horribly as the island is turned into glass.  You are blown through the air, the fabric on your feet shredded to mimic flippers. As you fly, you think you hear manic laughter from far away. (That or your ear drums shattering).  You crash into the ocean.. everything goes black.  You awaken.. on a different island this time. Turtle Isle!! You see turtles slipping up the beach, possibly to mate or to lay eggs? In their.. nests? Is it in a tree or what? You realise you know nothing about turtles, you only learned about tortoises. As one slides past you up the beach it gives you a wink. You.. A. Write in. I have no idea on what you could do, this island is full of turtles?! I'm lost
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May 19, 2015 14:12
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Decide to start a new live writting fictional story for the masses. Find animal friends to help you computate your world's scenario. Give yourself a cooler name like Diogenes.
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May 19, 2015 14:26
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Nyaa posted:Decide to start a new live writting fictional story for the masses. Find animal friends to help you computate your world's scenario. Give yourself a cooler name like Diogenes. Voting for this.
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May 19, 2015 14:34
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Find a source of fresh water, then rule your Chelonic subjects with an iron shell.
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Nyaa posted:Decide to start a new live writting fictional story for the masses. Find animal friends to help you computate your world's scenario. Give yourself a cooler name like Diogenes. Voting he change his name to Geodines and computes all his world scenarios via Ili pika-based technology
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May 19, 2015 15:32
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Make turtle fin soup
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May 19, 2015 21:54
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Turtle Isle!! Your rule begins with a simple friendly gesture. You help a turtle quickly up the beach to deposit her eggs. Quite nice of you, she looks at you and you think you can understand here. She appears to be saying "Thank you kind fellow turtle.." (Clearly your disguise has worked again!) "I owe my life long service to you." Turtle Butlers, a dream! They'll never realise a simple tortoise could infiltrate their society!! Over the days you've converted 50 turtles to your cause,initially by earning favours you branch out into more effective strategies. Fear. You tell them tales of an island filled with Tortoises. Tortoises and silvery things that turn the lovely sand to glass! You smile internally as they wail in fear. Over the weeks you've had the turtles slowly bring you fresh water, by way of a beak and pulley system and had them hunt for food. One of the turtles swam out to tortoise island to confirm your tales. You met him alone at the beach as he returned. Like chicken, if you were wondering. You rule your subjects with an Iron Shell. But.. you grow weary of this life. There are only so many beatings and shells filled with turtle fin soup until boredom takes you. You finish playing a newly created game, tying coloured leaved around the turtles' faces and trying to get them talk to a rat you managed to capture. You feel unsatisfied.  Your boredom makes you lazy and eventually you sleep up and revel your true nature to the Turtles. You are a ma.. no.. a tortoise.. is that right? .. Yeah. A tortoise. There is chaos and anarchy, half of the turtles rise up in rebellion until one of the smarter turtles stops them all. "WAIT!" He saiys. "He looks like a turtle... but he is a tortoise. On the Tortoise island he was a tortoise.. on the turtle island he was a turtle.. it is clear! Observation changes the result! EUREKA!!! By observing we have collapsed the waveform of his true self!" The rest of the turtles wait a moment and then nod in unison. Makes perfect sense to them. (Turtle Achievement unlocked: Solve Quantum Physics). "If he is truely fit to rule us, then he will be a master of quantum physics. So show us your power sire!" The turtle helpfully states. "VERY WELL!" You state, standing up on two legs to their awe. You desperately look for a way to prove yourself. "I will... ki... no.. create. a turtle! Who lives in a village. Athar." "But what is his name?" They ask. You think for a moment, as if consulting every piece of your mind. "Og." They all nod in unison, causing waveforms to collapse, possible futures cease to exist and are narrowed down. In all of them a young turtle named Ug lives in Athar. "But what next?" They ask in the ecxtasy of creation. "Weillll ummm some tortoises come and attack the turtles.. and.. they are attacking your father who is in charge! And then um.. A. Og attacks the tortoises" B. Og attacks his father" C. Og runs away" stevey666 fucked around with this message at 11:40 on May 20, 2015 |
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May 20, 2015 11:25
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Are we letting our inner Asherah out here?  D Og consumes his father
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May 21, 2015 02:05
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Action Bronson - Easy Rider on loop July Juche 83 You wake up in a cold sweat. Your head hurts. Your mouth is dry. Thoughts of tortoises and turtles pop fleetingly from your mind. Maybe you harbor feelings of guilt for destroying defenseless reptiles? On second thought, no. No you don't. They were capitalist scum, of course! They deserved a gruesome death at your hands, much like these American dogs. Where are they?  Uh, where are you? What the gently caress did you do? You feel something odd in your pockets and dig it out:  Oh right. That explains a lot. You note to yourself that psychotropic drugs may be useful for further insurrection attacks. You also vaguely remember vowing to infiltrate the American government. You certainly have options with your soon-to-be growing education in nuclear sciences on where to exactly infiltrate. But school must come first! But before that, you have a Dick sucking president to burn! That is, if you can find where base camp is.... Oh wait, you see your own footprints. Yes! You eventually make it back to camp after noon and collapse for the rest of the day recuperating. Over the rest of the week you meet many acquaintances, with one or two after several discussions you note to have some socialist leanings that you could sway to the Juche way. You, also with your companions finish up the rest of Self-Fellatio Reagan in time for the closing of festivities. The below video is not a video of a former conservative president sucking his own dick, but let's imagine it so: Reagan's lips firmly around his own member, with eyes staring right at you. The thumbs up he gives was a nice touch too. If only you had some more mechanical expertise you probably could have made the head or arms move up and down, but c'est la vie. The video, while not of a President blowing himself, is an accurate representation of what it appeared. The dick flying off with the head to become a firework was the ultimate crowd-pleaser! You should feel proud of yourself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9ReDDDC0Rg Burning man finally ends and you return to campus in August Juche 83 to begin classes. You start class with gusto, and keep in touch with your acquaintances yet to be named. While you brought back a myriad of hallucinogenics back home, your idea to dope up the water supply with LSD turns to a flub when you find out that it degrades quickly in drinking water. It does however, stay well in alcohol. You already will spend a good amount of time studying like you resolved to but does Wolf want to do any other extra curricular activities on or off campus during his freshman year? Open ended to anything available in Berkley area in 94 - you currently have no car.
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May 21, 2015 03:09
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NATURALLY we will be doing Ultimate Frisbee, the most egalitarian of sports.
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May 21, 2015 03:37
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Oct 21st 1994 - North Korea signs pact to end their nuclear projects Welp. Let's learn and get our driving license.
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May 21, 2015 03:41
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If we want to go the politics route we need to start establishing ourselves as a more moderate form of American Liberal, i.e. a more moderate Conservative.
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May 21, 2015 03:42
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Join the young republicans. Get them all tripping balls and expose the scum to socialist ideology during a terrifying trip.
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Outrail posted:Join the young republicans. Get them all tripping balls and expose the scum to socialist ideology during a terrifying trip. This is the plan! Also, yay welcome back!
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