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Ramba Ral
Feb 18, 2009

"The basis of the Juche Idea is that man is the master of all things and the decisive factor in everything."
- Kim Il-Sung
A,E

We must gladly join the KPA to ensure the defense of our people, of our Socialist homeland, manse!

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Ramba Ral
Feb 18, 2009

"The basis of the Juche Idea is that man is the master of all things and the decisive factor in everything."
- Kim Il-Sung
a

All soldiers are equal under Kim Il-Sung
But we ground forces hail
As the partisans who fought
in Manchuria plains with him

So dear is our General's Glorious Name
That Kim Il-Sung shall lead us still, manse!

Ramba Ral
Feb 18, 2009

"The basis of the Juche Idea is that man is the master of all things and the decisive factor in everything."
- Kim Il-Sung
L3

is the only sensible choice.

Ramba Ral
Feb 18, 2009

"The basis of the Juche Idea is that man is the master of all things and the decisive factor in everything."
- Kim Il-Sung
E

We must focus entirely on composing a song about how those turtles represented decadent American Imperialism and the rocket was the vengeance of the Korean people inspired by the Great Juche Idea, the Cholima doctrine, and held high by the Banner of Songun to defeat them. Only through our careful praises of Kim Il-Sung can we achieve true freedom for all world progressives.

Then we shall sing it and any girl that is enthused with the Love of Dear Leader will be a true keeper as she will not only be loyal to us but most importantly to the Workers' Party of Korea.

Ramba Ral
Feb 18, 2009

"The basis of the Juche Idea is that man is the master of all things and the decisive factor in everything."
- Kim Il-Sung
B,H

Ok, we need to bring our friends over because we are going to become the Axemen of the new generation where we will infiltrate Occupy Korea and begin the liberation of all Korean people's under US Imperialist occupation. The friends I have made so far will be the grounding of a squad where fraternity and love of Kim Il-Sung is key, manse!

Ramba Ral
Feb 18, 2009

"The basis of the Juche Idea is that man is the master of all things and the decisive factor in everything."
- Kim Il-Sung
C

This is the point where you need to remind him of the Great Patriotic Song of where all People Under The Great Juche Idea are equal. You will need to point to a poster on the wall as you sing:



And perhaps we can get the whole floor involved in a coordinated dance that would make Dear Leader proud and come down to congratulate everyone.

Ramba Ral
Feb 18, 2009

"The basis of the Juche Idea is that man is the master of all things and the decisive factor in everything."
- Kim Il-Sung

RandomPauI posted:

I think we should give F: UC Berkley a shot.

Yes! Then start up a Juche centered student organization.

Ramba Ral
Feb 18, 2009

"The basis of the Juche Idea is that man is the master of all things and the decisive factor in everything."
- Kim Il-Sung
College of Letters

Big problem is there is no Korean studies major it seems only China and Japan, which we will have to protest.

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Ramba Ral
Feb 18, 2009

"The basis of the Juche Idea is that man is the master of all things and the decisive factor in everything."
- Kim Il-Sung

RandomPauI posted:

This might get us on a watchlist or two but it's true to Wolf

Indeed, but for the big thing to do before leaving is actually to mourn the death of Kim Il-Sung, ripping your clothes apart in anguish as you cry out how many times he has faithfully served the Korean people and how open his heart was to all of our plights and inspire the others in the crowd to do the same as they are all truly heart broken like you. You must convince your best friend Dae Geon to go to Pyongyang and visit the open casket of Kim Il-Sung to say farewell to the Great Liberator forever affirming your eternal devotion to the Great Juche Ideal.


E Find other socialist groups too is going to be a great idea until we meet the ISO and realize that America really needs a group that is serious about socialism and not the Democrats. We're going to need to subvert it.

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