Who needs beer and wheat when we have all the Juche you need! [CYONKA]

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Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

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# ¿ Apr 4, 2015 01:43

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 17:19

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

L3- Those turtles are a symbol of the Capitalist Aggresors what with their flagrant self-enjoyment under the sun. Why are they not working to feed their children with the sweat of their brow? Why do they not support The Party by singing to Dear Leader, even as far away as they are? They must be shown the error their ways!

# ¿ Apr 7, 2015 04:34

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Wait. I mean Dirty Capitalist Turtle Pigdogs!

# ¿ Apr 7, 2015 15:56

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Volmarias posted:

Juche for all!

B, H. Our decedent western looks will help us infiltrate their dens all the easier, comrades.

The capitalist pig-dogs will never know the difference!

# ¿ Apr 10, 2015 16:06

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

He's right. We look like the decadent Westerner we really are on the inside. Grovel, grovel very hard.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2015 16:34

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

sniper4625 posted:

I don't know what else we're doing but:

D. Some of the other students mentioned going to something in the ... desert? Sounds odd, but I would like to get a closer look at the culture I'm to emulate, and tagging along with a bunch of students seems like a sure bet!

Time to go on a different sort of trip, maaaaaan.

Well, Berkeley is in California, which everyone knows is The Worst State, except for Florida, Alabama, Texas, Mississippi, Missouri, Kanas, Lousiana... [Edited for time] and New York.

So it's not surprising at all.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2015 04:18

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 17:19

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Outrail posted:

That sucks, at least you're being up front with your CYOA curse. Do you see being able to take it back up in a month or so? We could bump it until then.

Otherwise can I nominate Slann?

Nah, I'm a terrible writer. I always end up eating my words.

# ¿ May 16, 2015 02:04

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