Who needs beer and wheat when we have all the Juche you need! [CYONKA]

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sniper4625: Sep 26, 2009; Loyal to the hEnd

D,I

Much like the other German infiltrator in the American province of California, your future lies in politics!

# ¿ Apr 4, 2015 21:15

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 01:58

sniper4625: Sep 26, 2009; Loyal to the hEnd

This is what we're aiming at

# ¿ Apr 7, 2015 01:08

sniper4625: Sep 26, 2009; Loyal to the hEnd

What can we see?

# ¿ Apr 7, 2015 02:01

sniper4625: Sep 26, 2009; Loyal to the hEnd

The ocean is one large body of water, and it borders North Korea. Thus, the entire ocean is our territorial waters, by the superior claim of the Kim family!

# ¿ Apr 7, 2015 04:38

sniper4625: Sep 26, 2009; Loyal to the hEnd

# ¿ Apr 7, 2015 04:57

sniper4625: Sep 26, 2009; Loyal to the hEnd

LowellDND posted:

This

I don't believe we have the range.

# ¿ Apr 7, 2015 11:33

sniper4625: Sep 26, 2009; Loyal to the hEnd

Rather than make the rockets, let us command where they go!

C

# ¿ Apr 8, 2015 05:13

sniper4625: Sep 26, 2009; Loyal to the hEnd

More people should vote C for maximum-medallage.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2015 03:22

sniper4625: Sep 26, 2009; Loyal to the hEnd

vote changed.

sniper4625 fucked around with this message at 16:34 on Apr 10, 2015

# ¿ Apr 10, 2015 11:44

sniper4625: Sep 26, 2009; Loyal to the hEnd

Volmarias posted:

Juche for all!

B, H. Our decedent western looks will help us infiltrate their dens all the easier, comrades.

Changing to this.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2015 16:33

sniper4625: Sep 26, 2009; Loyal to the hEnd

Vote changed.

sniper4625 fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Apr 12, 2015

# ¿ Apr 12, 2015 16:23

sniper4625: Sep 26, 2009; Loyal to the hEnd

Ramba Ral posted:

C

This is the point where you need to remind him of the Great Patriotic Song of where all People Under The Great Juche Idea are equal. You will need to point to a poster on the wall as you sing:

And perhaps we can get the whole floor involved in a coordinated dance that would make Dear Leader proud and come down to congratulate everyone.

Clearly this.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2015 21:29

sniper4625: Sep 26, 2009; Loyal to the hEnd

E!

(I want a chance to use my local knowledge.)

# ¿ Apr 13, 2015 21:56

sniper4625: Sep 26, 2009; Loyal to the hEnd

I don't know what else we're doing but:

D. Some of the other students mentioned going to something in the ... desert? Sounds odd, but I would like to get a closer look at the culture I'm to emulate, and tagging along with a bunch of students seems like a sure bet!

Time to go on a different sort of trip, maaaaaan.

:wow:

# ¿ Apr 16, 2015 01:57

sniper4625: Sep 26, 2009; Loyal to the hEnd

Ramba Ral posted:

Indeed, but for the big thing to do before leaving is actually to mourn the death of Kim Il-Sung, ripping your clothes apart in anguish as you cry out how many times he has faithfully served the Korean people and how open his heart was to all of our plights and inspire the others in the crowd to do the same as they are all truly heart broken like you. You must convince your best friend Dae Geon to go to Pyongyang and visit the open casket of Kim Il-Sung to say farewell to the Great Liberator forever affirming your eternal devotion to the Great Juche Ideal.

E Find other socialist groups too is going to be a great idea until we meet the ISO and realize that America really needs a group that is serious about socialism and not the Democrats. We're going to need to subvert it.

Can I just eternally second these?

# ¿ Apr 18, 2015 22:17

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 01:58

sniper4625: Sep 26, 2009; Loyal to the hEnd

Hit it!

# ¿ May 5, 2015 00:41

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