UFN 63 -- Yes Virginia, there is a card at 11 am.

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MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

I really want to see Fabio/Rampage even though I expect Rampage to spend most of it trying to pin Fabio against the cage.

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Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

That was some :geno:

as gently caress promotion from Rampage, goddamn

# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:04

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

The last time Rampage sounded this amped for a fight he came in six pounds over.

# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:07

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Did rampage get hit in the head by consecutive coconuts? He's less glib than ever

Also his toon shirt looks more like it's for Anthony Johnson

# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:08

Hexum: Jul 23, 2003

How nice of the promo to show Maldonado's mangled visage for a split second

# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:09

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

I'm not sure if I like the "roided out ugly betty" or battle toad description better for Pe�a.

# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:11

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Ok this fight loving owns so far.

EDIT: I started watching during the Carmouche fight and the first minute of this has been the best all day aside from Porier.

# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:12

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Pena is coming back off a torn ACL, MCL, hamstring AND meniscus?

Jesus Christ

Fight also owns

# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:13

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Pena is coming back off a torn ACL, MCL, hamstring AND meniscus?

Jesus Christ

Yeah someone jumped on her back in camp or something when she wasn't looking and hosed her up bad.

# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:13

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Except for those occasional vicious elbows, this is some hilariously sloppy GnP

# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:14

PaganGoatPants: Jan 18, 2012; TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!; Grimey Drawer

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Pena is coming back off a torn ACL, MCL, hamstring AND meniscus?

Jesus Christ

Fight also owns

Yeah her knee exploded, did we ever get the real story?

# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:14

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Except for those occasional vicious elbows, this is some hilariously sloppy GnP

It reminds me of that 30 second gif of two guys just hammerfisting each other to no effect.

# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:15

Dr. Abysmal: Feb 17, 2010; We're all doomed

A lot of that stuff from mount didn't hit at all

# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:15

schweens: Jan 14, 2011; kakarot ain't got shit on me

Wow that fight ruled

# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:16

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

TheRationalRedditor posted:

Did rampage get hit in the head by consecutive coconuts? He's less glib than ever

Also his toon shirt looks more like it's for Anthony Johnson

His face is looking more like Rumble's too. I assume this means he's fat.

# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:16

Hexum: Jul 23, 2003

This Russian chick is quite good at maintaining consciousness but that's about it

# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:16

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

Cool, I got to watch a woman be legally murdered

# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:16

manyak: Jan 26, 2006

could you imagine if that fight was between two men and on the main card of an event lmfao

# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:16

Ninja PD: Jul 21, 2006

holy poo poo, Gray Maynard lost to that freak

# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:16

colonel_korn: May 16, 2003

That kind of reminded me of when you see fighters drilling in the gym by sitting on top of a heavy bag and whaling on it.

# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:16

Northjayhawk: Mar 8, 2008; by exmarx

Pena needs to be ranked higher than 13.

# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:16

Lucavi: May 12, 2002

Garbage Consulting

# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:17

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Mr. Nice! posted:

Yeah someone jumped on her back in camp or something when she wasn't looking and hosed her up bad.

Oh, was that the thing where the initial "reporting" from various folks on twitter suggested it had been intentional after she was bullied in her gym for being on TUF or something and everyone jumped on it? How did that ever turn out? I kinda feel like I recall the injured fighter defending her gym in that case.

# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:18

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

That was the best example of a tune-up fight that I've ever seen.

I also missed much of the Guida fight because exciting things were happening in EVE. I saw some slams which were pretty cool.

# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:18

Dr. Abysmal: Feb 17, 2010; We're all doomed

They're gonna say that Julianna Pena can fight Ronda Rousey soon on the strength of her bongo punches

# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:19

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

"Self, are you really going to watch Gonzaga/CroCop 2? Why do you do these things?"

# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:20

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

manyak posted:

could you imagine if that fight was between two men and on the main card of an event lmfao

yes, with the pre-brunch Sunday morning aerobic endurance level intensity of that ground and pound

# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:20

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

She wants the belt! She ain't going to get it. I still have never seen anything that Pe�a would have for Rousey.

# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:20

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

Dr. Abysmal posted:

They're gonna say that Julianna Pena can fight Ronda Rousey soon on the strength of her bongo punches

Donkey Konga is the best defense against judo.

# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:20

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

MassRafTer posted:

Donkey Konga

# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:21

PaganGoatPants: Jan 18, 2012; TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!; Grimey Drawer

Mr. Nice! posted:

She wants the belt! She ain't going to get it. I still have never seen anything that Pe�a would have for Rousey.

Didnt you see those Double Hammerfists�?

# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:21

Lucavi: May 12, 2002

She'll be ranked top ten after this and i'm glad

# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:22

manyak: Jan 26, 2006

I think this girl who got effortlessly hip tossed in the first seconds of a fight against someone who appears to have never trained grappling , will be a good matchup for Rousey

# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:22

canada jezus: Jul 18, 2011

lol @champ by now.

or did i hear that wrong, cause i thought she said "If i didn't have to take that year off i'd be champ by now."

# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:22

Ninja PD: Jul 21, 2006

Good Zingano fight I think

# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:23

Josuke Higashikata: Mar 7, 2013

He's the list of things that Ronda Rousey will not be able to successfully execute on Juliana Pena in the octagon:
Losing

# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:25

Ninja PD: Jul 21, 2006

Easter Chocolate

# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:28

colonel_korn: May 16, 2003

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Oh, was that the thing where the initial "reporting" from various folks on twitter suggested it had been intentional after she was bullied in her gym for being on TUF or something and everyone jumped on it? How did that ever turn out? I kinda feel like I recall the injured fighter defending her gym in that case.

http://espn.go.com/blog/mma/post/_/id/21962/pena-on-rough-2014-drawing-rouseys-attention

quote:

Pena has not fought since November 2013, when she became the female winner of "The Ultimate Fighter" reality series. Her 2014 was mostly defined, at least in the headlines, by a phone call she made to UFC president Dana White, shortly after blowing her knee out during grappling practice in Spokane, Wash.

Pena, 25, maintains she accurately described to White what happened in the gym that day, but details were lost in the hysteria of the moment.

"I think my first mistake was calling up Dana White and screaming blood-curdling screams while I was on my way to the hospital," Pena told ESPN.com. "That's where I made my first mistake."

Long story short, White publicly called the incident an "attack," which sparked a media swarm.

"The story got so exaggerated. Everybody was like, 'Her career is over,' " Pena said. "My gym got dragged under the bus. Everybody hated me. And on top of all that, I still had four torn ligaments in my knee."

So it kinda sounds like she was really upset in the immediate aftermath of the incident, called Dana, and then he blew it out of proportion even more. It sounds like she's still with the same club so I guessed they patched it up.

# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:29

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

canada jezus posted:

lol @champ by now.

or did i hear that wrong, cause i thought she said "If i didn't have to take that year off i'd be champ by now."

You heard correctly. She thinks that she should be the champ by now, but by no means called out the champ and rather said "I'll fight whoever"

# ? Apr 4, 2015 19:30

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 18:23

Dr. Abysmal: Feb 17, 2010; We're all doomed

Wasn't Dana saying a guy jumped her and intentionally injured her because she was wearing a TUF shirt or something?

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