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 Ine-san...  Yes, what is it, Ryo?  Do you know what the word "schadenfreude" means? I keep seeing the word in on line, but I'm not really sure what the meaning is...  I've been such a fool. Your father used to worry so much about how you were fairly to insanely gay. Please, Ryo... Please, for the sake of his memory, go outside. /ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ||ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ\ | GO OUTSIDE || BE A GOON | (scroll down) \___________||___________/  Ryo, what are you doing? I'm pretending to play outside. I'm climbing a virtual tree in my mind. It's almost as fun as the real thing, probably. It's like my very own Let's Play... I've always wanted to make one of these! Please, Ryo-san, I'm begging you. He was so ashamed of you, as am I... I know you have no drive to improve yourself, but do it for him, for his memory. For the sake of his eternal spirit: go outside. If you continue to violate the Confucian ideal of filial piety like this, people will think you're a big retard, which they already do. But moreso, perhaps... /ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ||ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ\ | GO OUTSIDE || BE A GOON | (scroll down) \___________||___________/ Thanks, Ine-san. I think I know a great way to honour his memory...  This is the Hanwei Forged Practical Elite Katana, you can see there.  This is the unveiling... /ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ||ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ\ | GO OUTSIDE || BE A GOON | (scroll down) \___________||___________/  Wow, James Earl Jones! How are you enjoying the convention so far?  I hate this loving country, I hate you people, you're like bugs. Scuttling around in your filth, living on the floor, eating garbage. God, I hate the smell, I hate your food. You don't even cook it! You eat it raw! What's wrong with you!? You're hard to please for a black... Anyway, I love Star Wars. Can I have an autograph? I mean like, can you write?  Get out of here before I call security... I'll leave peacefully, I don't handle conflict well, I get nosebleeds and sometimes pee pee comes out even though I don't want it to and I'm addicted to various prescription anxiety medications. Triticum Guzzler fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Apr 4, 2015 |
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 I just post on the web site, I'm not a moderator. There's no need to worry. If I don't look at pornos for a while it leaks out at night. It's sort of an off green colour and feels like pudding. I let it dry and pick it off of my leg hair and crumble the flakes between my fingers while I sit on my computer chair.  Huh? Whaaaa? Do you know what the word "schadenfreude" means? I'm a child of a post-war generation of sissies, I'm comparatively bad at sports both on a regional and international level which is compounded by an overly complex and illogical writing system which takes many hours of rote learning, keeping me from entering into the sports arena. In spite of this, I don't know what that word means, in addition to which when I grow to adulthood my dick will still be smaller than average. I see... I'll ask somebody else then.  Excuse me.  Yes? What is it, young man? Do you know what the word "schadenfreude" means? It's been a long time since I've heard anyone speak like that... My friends in the war... Ah, those were good times. Except I didn't get to commit suicide in a small plane or on top of a boat, or even a cave that the Americans shot fire into or anything like that, so I live in perpetual shame. I see... Actually, I don't have an adequately developed sense of shame. I fight a war too: I use a computer all day to talk about how much I hate another, different kind of computer because it's popular amongst my depressed long distance friends with cripplingly low self esteem. Yes, yes... Great days. What fun we had. You know who really loves to talk about the war? Go see Big Benito at Mussolini's Pizza. Pizza is one of the three things I eat. I make jokes on line that aren't really jokes, it's just bitterly complaining about people who call themselves "supertasters". Anyway they say it about not liking oregano or something, but I say it in a mocking way to psychologically reinforce my disordered eating in a childish and hateful way. Big Benito at Mussolini's Pizza... Thank you for your time. /ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ||ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ\ | GET PIZZA || ASK AROUND | (scroll down) \___________||____________/  ...  ............................................. You're really good at playing that invisible guitar. Hey, thanks. I've been practicing. I like to pretend to play things as well. There's this web site called twitch tv, you can watch other people play video games there. I like to pretend I'm the guy on the screen, unless it's a girl then I send her money and complain on a different web site for computer games about how the other people who send her money don't respect women enough. I uh... I just like guitars, man. /ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ||ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ\ | GET PIZZA || ASK AROUND | (scroll down) \___________||____________/  Excuse me, I'm looking for someone who knows what "schadenfreude" means.  tane lmfao. i have hiv, the virus that causes aids. This guy seems really boring. I'll look elsewhere... /ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ||ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ\ | GET PIZZA || ASK AROUND | (scroll down) \___________||____________/  Oh... one of "them"....... um....... excuse me  Sorry, what? Speak up! Do you know what the word "schadenfreude" means? I think it's foreign, and so are you. I say the n-word on line but standing here I realise I'm scared of your physical strength and perceived violent tendencies. There's graphs and everything on my computer.  Hahahahaha, man, you're a hoot! Hmm, I'm not sure he understands... Maybe I should try...  [racist monkey noises]  Nope, nothing. Weird... I thought a black immigrant who moved to a small town in an openly racist country to sell hot dogs would be well educated. It's not even impressive to me that he can dance, because they're naturally good at that. Now that I think about it, not one of his hot dogs is about memes from on line. This guy is really beneath me. /ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ||ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ\ | GET PIZZA || ASK AROUND | (scroll down) \___________||____________/  Excuse me. Do you know about the word "schadenfreude"?  Huh? Sorry, I don't have a clue about that sort of thing. Oh... What's wrong with your back? I have scoliosis. Scoliosis... I read a wikipedia article about that so that I can argue about it on line. I pretend to be an expert using things I've googled within the last 5 minutes because that's what the other guys do, and I slavishly follow the example of others because of abnormal childhood cognitive development. Mind if I make a thread about this? I don't know what you're saying. I'm hungry... I'll PM you the first draft. Do you have platinum? Triticum Guzzler fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Apr 4, 2015 |
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 Excuse me, I'm looking for Benito...  Then you come-a to the right place, ah? You want-a some pizza? I always want pizza. I write long and bitter complaints about how fat people are subhuman trash for eating fast food, and also I review all the fast food that I eat on the same part of the same web site on a constant basis, and I gave a guy $15000 to make fast food too, but I hate him now. I say bad things about the fast food I eat even though I enjoy it, because that's what made me respect the other guys who hate themselves, and I'd like them to respect me too. Being aloof about Domino's Pizza is really cool and being angry all the time makes you seem personable and funny.  Uh..... You uh... You want-a some pizza? The only good toppings are pepperoni, ham, and pineapple. But pineapple on a pizza is gross. Another guy said that pepperoni is too greasy though and I've never had an opinion of my own. All of those toppings are loving suck, and I'll kick your rear end off if you put them on my pizza. Also I like them. Domino's is for poors. hth. That means hope this helps but it's a kind of joke where you don't mean it. ............So you want-a the pizza? I'm looking for someone who can tell me what "schadenfreude" means. I... I definitely have no connection with the German people. Huh... I was told by an old man that you loved World War 2, which is probably my second favourite war. My first favourite is a fictional one with aliens, but also when people mention World War 2 I complain about how they don't respect World War 1 enough and google how many people died. I know about "trench foot" now. Oh, you-a one of us, huh? Go see-a the guy at the tattoo parlour. He speak-a German and always he talking about-a these the 14 words. Maybe "schadenfreude" is one of those 14 words... The tattoo parlour... I write on line about how athletes' tattoos loving suck, and that it's a reason they're much less smart than me even though I don't know anything about tattoos or aesthetic principles. I'm scared of needles. So, uh... You wanna pizza to go? Sorry Benito, I don't have my cell phone with me, it has an app (application) so I can read the web site that all my personal opinions written by other people are from, so I don't know which toppings I like. But thanks for your help.
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 Excuse me, I'm looking for a guy who knows the 14 words.  I uh... You sure about that? Yeah, Big Benito told me to look for a guy who always talks about the 14 words. ... I'm looking for someone who knows the language of German. I want to know what "schadenfreude" means. Is "schadenfreude" one of the 14 words? I say it on the internet all the time even though I'm not really sure what it means, because other people do it, and that means it has to be funny, and I'm definitely a funny guy. That's my personality because I decided it was from seeing things done by others. Ok look man, I'm going to help you out but you can't come back here, ok? It makes me look bad. You don't really need to know German, you need to go to RetarFa Cyber Cafe in Miao Village. RetarFa Cyber Cafe... I get it. It's a portmanteau that means I don't have to say the bad words out loud, if they're bad words today. I see. Thank you for your time.   Hey kid... What's that behind you?  My mommy told me not to talk to you... She said you're a pervert. Your mommy is very wise, but I decided not to like that specific guy anymore even though we bonded on a deep level over science fiction and still play Dungeons and Dragons together in an IRC chat room about watching television. Other people say that he's bad now for what he did, so that's what I think too even though my initial reaction was to defend him. Besides, now I think I'm gay, or perhaps a girl, or both. I need to do more reading about what other people think to find out. Oh, well, in that case...  It's this cat. It got hit by a car and its eyeball is hanging out and a spider lives in the socket now. Little baby spiders crawl out and eat the skin and hair from around the eye socket so it's covered in weeping sores and webs, sometimes other bugs get caught in the webs and the mommy spider eats the bug from the inside out. It leaves the shell of the bug, but while the bug is still alive it fights for its life and makes the web vibrate really loud, which agitates the cat and makes it hiss constantly. There's this weird growth on its rear end and it sprays piss and poo poo all over the place every few minutes. Sometimes there's blood in the poo poo, and big clumps of worms. It squeals in pain if you touch it and also if you don't touch it. When I stroke her she sneezes blood onto my hands. Maybe it would be kinder just to let it die...  Absolutely not.  At least until I can get a 40 megapixel photo of whatever's wrong with its rear end hole. Please wait a little while, I'll bring my camera and a hammer. I don't approve of hurting any critter, but I still like to beat animals to death. That's part of what being an animal lover is. Anyway, I have to go somewhere first.  Excuse me. I'd like to know what "schadenfreude" means.  schadenfreude is a special emotion only computer programmers can feel. it's about taking joy in the perceived or real failings of others despite an abject lack of personal success according to any metric, including your own. the unspoken basis of the desire to see others fail is a protective psychological mechanism to ensure that we, ourselves, never attempt to better ourselves or create anything. each and every one of us is more contemptible than the last, linked as a human poo poo ouroboros eating a newly pooped human poo poo in perpetuity. i have personally never accomplished anything nor has anyone felt pride in me or my actions due to my extremely myopic, embittered worldview and my wholly repellant personality. i can only ignore the deep shame i feel by constantly and obsessively documenting every action of another in a psychotic and negative way. and i love cats.
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This is like reading an episode of Xavier: Renegade Angel. Bravo.
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Beef Turret posted:Lmao
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Beef Turret posted:Lmao Bro Nerd Alpha posted:This is amazing and I hope you win this week.
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Make Ryo spend all day in the living room playing Space Harrier after buying junkfood from the Tomato Mart. 5'd btw
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As a self-hating GBS gooon, let me just say: lmao, this is spot on. But let me also say this: even if I don't use the pretentious German word, I still purely and only derive pleasure from utterly destroying people online.
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gay sewer monster posted:As a self-hating GBS gooon, let me just say: lmao, this is spot on. But let me also say this: even if I don't use the pretentious German word, I still purely and only derive pleasure from utterly destroying people online. you need to learn to love your self, and have compassion for your self.
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Stoic Commie posted:what's the fastest way for me to ruin this thread you already did it
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Stoic Commie posted:what's the fastest way for me to ruin this thread leave behind hatred as a way of life, without conflict or argument along the way to changing this behaviour
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I'm scared that you'll be banned because of how good this is.
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Triticum Guzzler posted:schadenfreude is a special emotion only computer programmers can feel. it's about taking joy in the perceived or real failings of others despite an abject lack of personal success according to any metric, including your own. the unspoken basis of the desire to see others fail is a protective psychological mechanism to ensure that we, ourselves, never attempt to better ourselves or create anything. each and every one of us is more contemptible than the last, linked as a human poo poo ouroboros eating a newly pooped human poo poo in perpetuity. i have personally never accomplished anything nor has anyone felt pride in me or my actions due to my extremely myopic, embittered worldview and my wholly repellant personality. i can only ignore the deep shame i feel by constantly and obsessively documenting every action of another in a psychotic and negative way. and i love cats. I will hold this post close to my heart.
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