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  thanks The Dark Id Hello, it’s Kuvo, Minifoo, and topiKal. We’re hot on the heels of the Tipping 40s LP of the first Shenmue that we've been promising to follow up for the last 5 years or so! It’s probably about time that we get around to playing the second one, which of course continues the story of our favorite unintentional crank-calling, jacket-donning, stoic-in-a-bad-way Japanese teenager: Ryo Hazuki.  Youtube Playlist Ep 01 - The Laowai Game (youtube) Ep 02 - All roads lead to Wan Chai (youtube) Ep 03 - Getting fooled again (youtube) Ep 04 - YUAL-HUH (youtube) Ep 05 - Chip Rap Pop and Pip (youtube) Ep 06 - Mo Man Mo Problems (youtube) Ep 07 - Moot (youtube) Ep 08 - I don't want it. (youtube) Ep 09 - How Wude (youtube) Ep 10 - Ryo does yardwork (youtube) Ep 11 - HKDA (youtube) Ep 12 - How about a game of Lucky Hit? (youtube) Ep 13 - Jie, one of the Wude (youtube) Ep 14 - Ryo the Diplomat (youtube) Ep 15 - Too Many Books (youtube) Ep 16 - Sweet Info (youtube) Ep 17 - We still can't do (youtube) Ep 18 - Regaining our calm (youtube) Ep 19 -  (youtube)Ep 20 - Getting Dumped (youtube) Ep 21 - One star Yelp review (youtube) Ep 22 - Foreshadowing (youtube) Ep 23 - The Cat Whisperer (youtube) Ep 24 - Feel Tired Episode (youtube) Ep 25 - Armwrestlemania 45 (youtube) Ep 26 - THE BEST (youtube) Ep 27 - Cooking with Cat (youtube) Ep 28 - The episode were we look for a vacant lot for 20 mins while Pat spergs about maps and arcade games (youtube) Ep 29 - Are you sure about this? (youtube) Ep 30 - Viva! (youtube) Ep 31 - Keep the Change! (youtube) Ep 32 - It's Big (youtube) Ep 33 - Ducks Rule Everything Around Me (youtube) Ep 34 - Ducks and Darts (youtube) Ep 35 - Luck be a Capsule Toy, Right? (youtube) Ep 36 - Retrospection (youtube) Ep 37 - I'm looking for Ren (youtube) Ep 38 - A Tale of Two Rens (youtube) Ep 39 - Bye (youtube) Ep 40 - Bad at Losing (youtube) Ep 41 - Slots (youtube) Ep 42 - Tsundert (youtube) Ep 43 - You seem to be having trouble (youtube) Ep 44 - Herb Mixing 101 (youtube) Ep 45 - For the Birds (youtube) Ep 46 - Street Fighting Tourism (youtube) Ep 47 - Exploring Kowloon (youtube) Ep 48 - Mix Tape / Spring '87 (youtube) Ep 49 - Berk the Hedgehog (youtube) Ep 50 - Pet Shop Birdy Birds (youtube) Ep 51 - Stupid Dou Niu (youtube) Ep 52 - The wooden planks? (youtube) Ep 53 - Zhu's Clues (youtube) Ep 54 - Hoona Igna Chowan Signha (youtube) Ep 55 - Halloween Special 5: The Empire Strikes Back (youtube) Ep 56 - Hallpass (youtube) Ep 57 - Looking for a Fight (youtube) Ep 58 - Fire! Fire! Fire! (youtube) Ep 59 - The First Law (youtube) Ep 60 - Ren screamed internally (youtube) Ep 61 - Congo don't care! (youtube) Ep 62 - Enhanced Let's Playing (youtube) Ep 63 - Hell Tower (youtube) Ep 64 - Waiting for the Elevator (youtube) Ep 65 - Yu Suzuki's Lasagna Fighter 3D (youtube) Ep 66 - Are you serious? (youtube) Ep 67 - Meeting Ms. Shenmue (youtube) Ep 68 - Fireside Chat (youtube) Ep 69 -  (youtube)Ep 70 - Are we at your loving house yet? (youtube) Ep 71 - Seventeen Year Nap (youtube)  November, 1986: At the beginning the first Shenmue, Ryo Hazuki’s dad unfortunately met his end in the same way as so many great men of his time: being beaten to death by some dick with a ponytail. This sets Ryo on a journey not only to avenge the death of his father, but to reclaim the stolen Dragon Mirror -- a family heirloom with many secrets surrounding it, including why it is called the “Dragon Mirror” when it is really more of a small dinner plate. Knowing only the name of his father’s assailant -- Lan Di -- Ryo applies his own unshakable will toward finding the man’s origin between solo rounds of darts and feeding stray kittens. With the help of what may or may not be his girlfriend, a dancing hot dog salesman, and a complete idiot named Goro, Ryo manages to learn that Lan Di is part of a criminal organization called the Chi You Men which is based in China. He also finds that the Dragon Mirror is only half of a two piece set which his dad must have purchased from QVC and hidden under their house in shame. Armed with the Phoenix Mirror and some professional martial arts training from a guy named Master Chen, Ryo heads to Hong Kong to learn more about the Chi You Men and presumably find more arcade games to play.  I’m Ryo Hazuki.  If we were to describe Ryo in one word, it would probably be “remote.” We say this not so much because he is detached, but moreso because he seems like a robot being controlled by an alien with no human emotions. To his credit, he is pretty good at gathering information for someone with no personality. His long journey from Japan has brought him in contact with many different types of people, most of whom seem to regard him warmly. They probably think he is a bit… touched. His primary hobbies include collecting gumball machine toys and ringing his friends on the telephone only to act like they called him. Oh by the way, ladies: this time he’s single. Joy  We know very little about Joy so far, aside from her constant habit of showing up to deliver non-messages and her complete disregard for motor vehicle laws. She’s real cool because she rides a bike and her hair is dyed. Her bucking of social norms is very anti-establishment. She seems to want Ryo's dick but he's too much of a goon to notice. Delin  Moving every crate I think we make a great pair My life's true purpose Jimenez Garcia  Titles: -IWAS World Light Heavyweight Championship (1984, 1985) -NWA World Heavyweight Championship (1985) -NJPW Heavyweight Championship (1986) -IWGP Intercontinental Championship (1986, 1987 current) Named by Super Luchas magazine "Most likely to stain the mats with blood" 5 years running Jianmin Tao  A resident of the South Carmain Qr., Jianmin is often seen in Lotus Park practicing Wing Chun. He's seen there at almost all hours so it's a bit of a mystery as to what he does when hes not doing Aikido. At age 75, he's an accomplished martial artists who will answers any question for Ryo, provided they he wrestle with him first. Xiuying Hong  Ryo's long lost twin sister. Well not really, but they both are stoic, have a hard time holding a conversation, and like kung fu. Xiuying was nice enough to let Ryo crash at her studio apartment to save money so she's cool in our book. Speaking of books she has a huge library that apparently needs a dehumidifier. Check our her GoFundMe. Also goes by the name Li Shao Tao. Hanhui Liu  The most experienced fighter around. The undefeated of the east, west, south, north and center. May or may not crush you. Not actually Li Shao Tao. Fangmei Xun  Former orphan taken in by Xiuying. She now works as her assistant and is a bit of an airhead. She seems to have a crush on Ryo for God knows whatever reason. Looks like a cat Izumi Takano  Assistant manager of the Tomato Convenience Store by day. Fight Club participant and Kung Fu master by night. Duck racing aficionado. Desperate to get in Ryo's pants  Is this real? Only if you believe~ Where's bandunk? Abandoning his wife, kid, and job in Arizona to move in with us in order to LP this game. Where's marvelis? Enjoying not having to make videos for the internet. Where are the forklifts? This is a question I ask myself every waking moment of my life. Where are the ducks? Getting ready for the big race. Is this going to be like the first games LP where you sucked at every fight, paid no attention to the game, got drunk and yelled and even passed out in a few episodes? I can't recall the events you're talking about. How often are you going to release video? Whenever I remember to. Can you upload a version without you guys talking over everything? No. I don't understand whats going on in the most recent video! It's ok, neither do we. 
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ty geop and mystery admin, its the perfect tag
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we recorded more this weekend so have a  UPDATE Ep 03 - Getting fooled again (youtube)
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UPDATE Ep 04 - YUAL-HUH (youtube) i love everything that happens in this video
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UPDATE Ep 05 - Chip Rap Pop and Pip (youtube) the audio desyncs by half a second at the end but i dont care
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oh ya i updated some bios
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UPDATE Ep 06 - Mo Man Mo Problems (youtube) the HD version is prob still encoding
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ryo should really track down a police officer and let them know his father was murdered in his own home
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i went back and re-watched the last few episodes of our shenmue lp the other day to try to figure out wtf is going on and those 3 sentences are more informative then the ~45 mins of video I watched.
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UPDATE Ep 07 - Moot (youtube)
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Updates Ep 08 - I don't want it. (youtube)
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Anoia posted:Ryo's really gonna have to work harder to keep a roof over his head. what is this monstrosity
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Updates Ep 09 - How Wude (youtube) i keep forgetting im doing an LP edit: updated the characters section in the op again Kuvo fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Apr 24, 2015 |
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listening to this a 4th time it needs more slap bass also maybe an MC whos up for the shenmue rap?
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please dont make me rap again
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Happyman posted:Here's a map of all of Wan Chai if you need one for the next recording: ive gotten a pretty good feel for the street layouts but this will make finding specific shops easier, thanks! Doc Morbid posted:Yes, actually! You can make a lot more money if you look up which pawnshop buys which poo poo at high prices, although in practice it's kind of annoying to look through a million fliers to find the best places to offload your crap. we did some pawnshop stuff in the most recent recording session. some of those places really try to screw ya over
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Sleeping Dogs kinda did the "open word kung fu" part but there was more emphasis on car and gun play then story and character interaction. SE will never make a Sleeping Dogs 2 
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TaurusTorus posted:So that big $ over Y when you were looking at the cashier? I think that's how you pay out. Pretty sure thats the "ask about part time job" button
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While I am terrible at all languages the Mandarin/Cantonese translations posts are great. Feel free to keep doing them if you find something interesting to share.
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Updates Ep 15 - Too Many Books (youtube) edit: updated bios again Kuvo fucked around with this message at 21:39 on May 12, 2015 |
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Big Scary Owl posted:So will you guys do the Fangmei sidequest? i do not know if this is a joke or not if its not, if we find it?
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Danaru posted:Fangmei is adorable 
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Please tell me the game doesn't do anything wierd or creepy with the underage girl.
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Updates Ep 17 - We still can't do (youtube) im sorry about this episode
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St Evan Echoes posted:These episodes were my very favourite in the original Shenmue LP good new, the two hour session we just did was about 50% wasted time
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sonic fans? theres probably a fair bit of overlap
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What the hell is the point of putting a feature into the game if you make it so hard to find? Also we're past march 3rd so rip fangmei
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welp time to restart the lp to get duck raceing and max fangmei love points
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No Mods No Masters posted:Kuvo race the ducks this will be the entire focus of the next recording session
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holy gently caress that is going in the OP
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