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gentle pete posted:Brown eggs are actually the same as regular eggs, they just have a different coloured shell. I always thought they were a type of fruit that resembled eggs.. Never actually handled them. Watch out, you're gonna flip when you find out about green eggs.
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genetic_knockout posted:I had to write an email today about a work party for a colleague who is getting married, and today I learned it is spelled (and pronounced) nuptials instead of nupitals (nup-i-tals). Whoops! I'm 30. More like genetic_mistake.
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XMNN posted:I used to write and say tangenital, so it could be worse. I used to have tan genitals.
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Aug 28, 2015 16:58
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It's still a gorgeous movie but marred by lovely acting.
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Never underestimate the obtuseness of a Goon.
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Snapchat A Titty posted:I'm just a little surprised that MisterBibs' family ate only milk for their meals. We drank milk twice a day when I was a kid but now it's weird. I don't drink much but when I do, dear god, it's like a dairy apocalypse.
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Amoeba102 posted:I got this a few days ago, but I guess it's topical now. Aladdin Sane -> A lad insane. Well, that's a new one for me. I always pronounced it more like "Zane" anyway so uh... I'm not the dumb one!
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Being saucy. Like being sauced. Like drunk.
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Jan 25, 2016 08:42
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I pronounce it "Uh-mal-gum" though I knew someone that said it, "Aye-male-gum" but he was from Minnesota.
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Or that Carl WRandomFerret posted:That's funny, for most people it's Billy Dee Williams and Carl Weathers. Or that Carl Weather is Kony
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It is "J. Giels Band" not "Jake Isles". Literally found this out last night.
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Mar 24, 2016 20:42
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I recently figured out that maybe my parents don't love me unconditionally 
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Apr 18, 2016 04:03
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My Bloody Valentine My Funny Valentine.
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OctoberBlues posted:I just found out a couple days ago that Drake was in Degrassi. Hooooboy, you should watch that show. I grew up with it and hated that whiney little moron. So when DRAKE came on the scene, I laughed my balls off. For those of you that don't know, his real name is Aubrey Graham.
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Tusen Takk posted:Like fith instead of fifth? He just screams "FIT!" and rips off his shirt.
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May 24, 2016 18:34
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flosofl posted:He's a politician, so he sure as poo poo does in public. It's that or kiss a substantial portion of the Jewish vote goodbye. Do you have anything to back up your statement?
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Scallops are god-tier food. Mmmm hangin' out in a garlic and butter bath. Ohhhhhh those seared edges!
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Jun 12, 2016 20:42
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Crow Jane posted:I saw a rat scampering along a tree branch earlier today. I mean, it makes sense that they can do that, I just didn't think that they did. Frankly, my life in general was better off before I came to that particular realization Rats are excellent climbers. You don't see them up in trees because they nest on the ground and usually in shrubs and such. I love rats 
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Crow Jane posted:So I don't have to worry about one falling on my head? Because I now have a phobia of that happening. No you are completely fine. They don't like being high up if they can help it. They have big ol' butts that give them low centers of gravity.
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I constantly mix up Tex Williams and Tex Avery despite not needing to think about them in my day-to-day, like at all.
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Jun 20, 2016 20:35
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TheKennedys posted:Five for Fighting is my favorite "band" named after a hockey penalty. Huh, I never knew this. Neat.
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Jun 26, 2016 22:51
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Baronjutter posted:Yeah, it's like "deckel" in Canada and the UK, maybe the US PNW says it that way too. decnal in Nova Scotia obviously. PNW says Dee-Cal.
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Rexim posted:Boba Fett is a clone of Jango Fett. Just found out last night. Was I supposed to pick up on that? The neck aliens say that all the troopers are Jango and that he made a special request for one clone to not grow at an accelerated rate. I assume because Jango didn't have time to have a son but really wanted one. It's actually a very intriguing plot point that, of course, goes nowhere.
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Celery Face posted:The guy blowing out the candles in this picture isn't just some random dude with a giant forehead. It's Kirk Cameron. On his 40th(??) birthday. Good job alienating everyone close to you, ya fuckin weirdo!
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Geniasis posted:The official story is that there was a whole crowd of people standing behind the camera guy. Hahaha. The camera person is obviously standing in the corner already. gently caress that insane bigot.
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Geirskogul posted:Sitcom stands for situational comedy. PC stands for Personal Computer! 
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:It makes for a cool sandwich, if nothing else. So good, it'll make you fall to pieces. Or nitrogen, whatever
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I have a reversible leather belt. One side is black, the other is brown. Steel buckle. Great. For a year now I have been unscrewing the buckle with a tiny screwdriver and turning it around and screwing it back in every time I want to wear my other shoes. I got to a point where I would just wear brown one week and black the next. Two days ago I got it caught in the bathroom and found that I can just pull out the buckle a tiny bit and swivel it around. I am deeply ashamed.
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Oct 27, 2016 05:43
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Titus Sardonicus posted:The belt I had was garbage in that the belt itself fell apart, like there was a layer of "leather" covering one side to make up the brown portion, and it peeled off in big scab-like flakes. That's what I get for being poor I guess. Hmm, I've had this guy over a year and I wear it every day. I'm pretty sure it is actually dyed twice because there is no sign of wear or flaking.
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I didn't go to school. I learned everything I needed to know on the streets.
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the black husserl posted:A common misconception. Actually he's a douchebag
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Nov 26, 2016 08:15
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RareAcumen posted:Diamonds are mostly just scratch resistant but not especially durable and can be broken with a hammer. Uhhhhh Tell that to my diamond pickaxe. Heh. Heh.
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There is a franchise of hipster haircut places in my area called "Bishops". Their main competitor is called "Rooks". I'm gonna start one called "The Castle Maneuver".
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TRUMP IS GOING TO BE PRESIDENT gently caress Edit: hell yeah, new page.
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hogmartin posted:
It was 6 am for me. I walked to the living room and my family was completely still around the TV. It was so surreal.
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GWBBQ posted:The Challenger disaster is my earliest childhood memory Mine was my dog getting killed in a hit and run.
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I'm not big into sweets but I like Girl Scout cookies. I found out that Keebler's sells their own versions year-round and are cheaper and better quality.
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Sentient Data posted:The shortcuts aren't only limited to text formatting. They also have more advanced/oddball shortcuts enabled, like just hitting ctrl+f4 when you're done typing your post, rather than needing to click preview and/or submit To get to the secret dance club level, open the console and type /disco
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MariusLecter posted:Nermal is a boy cat. What
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Huh, well I'll be. Didn't he have a girl's voice in the cartoon?
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