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syscall girl posted:I knew someone who thought "ftw" meant "gently caress the world"  I'm pretty sure that this dude does not have a "For The Win!" patch on his cut.
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Frostwerks posted:I just found out goatse is actually a woman. AnxietyMan1488 posted:I just learned that you're supposed to moisturize your balls.
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I thought it was normal for your scrotum skin to flake off sometimes
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Frostwerks posted:Yup.
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syscall girl posted:So everyone knows goons love The Wire but it took me to the drat end of the show to be completely certain that Snoop was a woman.
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Delivery McGee posted:I always forget which is which when talking about movies starring Bill Pullman and Bill Paxton. They looked a little bit similar in their younger days, Pullman's fairly inoffensive, Paxton always comes across as a smug rear end in a top hat even if his character isn't meant to be and I hate him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcXA_pkfLso
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Well yeah, they had literally nothing in common and "Cloverfield" sounds like a generic proper name for a street or whatever
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hawowanlawow posted:kiss is even lamer than hair metal
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Memento posted:Well Jerry Lee Lewis, was the devil
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Are you guys deaf? It's clearly "Pussy Cow, Pussy Cow, Pussy Cow"
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Proteus Jones posted:Wow. Talk about digging deep into the past. Although wasn't that Chewbacca? I can remember running across that from my first ISP job back in '97.
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They also like to film people in the rathboom
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Henchman of Santa posted:We weren't alive when Epic was a hit and I could see how someone would find Mr. Bungle in the late 2000s by just looking for weird music on the internet. 
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Baron von Eevl posted:I don't, what is it?
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:The more I learn about the 80s the more I’m glad to have missed them
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Jerry Cotton posted:We had a welfare state in the 80s so yeah nah the 80s ruled. but at least we didn't have to whittle our own butter knives
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Jerry Cotton posted:I Can't Believe You Couldn't Afford Butter!
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jobson groeth posted:Is that anywhere near Fuckwit City?
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syscall girl posted:Also, pre-Reagan people got put up in mind prisons.
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Queen Combat posted:This Is some berenstein level poo poo
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Krankenstyle posted:strung out like a douche
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Aww. man. I was gonna make a splinters joke 
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Patrick Spens posted:Where are you from that butter knives are sharp?
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Aphrodite posted:It's not like I'm having my knives personally forged.
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purple death ray posted:What do you carve the wooden knife with, though
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He was pushing fifty, tho. Well past his glory days of squeezing all the juice out of Violet Beauregard with just one hand.
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starkebn posted:orthography or orthography? It's orthography.
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Memento posted:What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid $40 to have a garbanzo bean on my face 
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That is a MrBibs level food failure.
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KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:His real name was Hiram Ulysses Grant. I don’t know if it’s apocryphal, but he didn’t like his initials being HUG.
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Failed Imagineer posted:That's some good etymology, thanks!
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Hyperlynx posted:He's only trying to say "O the letter, not 0 the number". 
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Milo and POTUS posted:He trying to suck his own dick
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I'm not! I would never try to sick a peenut's dick! I mean think about it: if pee is stored in the nuts, what fresh hell could be stored in peenuts!?!
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MariusLecter posted:Tequila and root beer make a good mix.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Most red wines and coke are good, especially if the wine is Manischewitz. 
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Wasabi the J posted:He got poo poo for calling I think Dropkick Murphy's 1hw too.
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fartknocker posted:1 hit wonder, I assume.  Thought it might be a new way of saying they suck they do
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They frequently are, just like sponges are rarely actual sponges
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