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drought rhymes with out draught rhymes with aft there is no place where draught or drought rhyme with drott
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:They need a subtler symbol for Halal food, racists in Australia regularly freak out because they think that Halal certification funds terrorism therefore buying any food with the Halal symbol means they're SHOVELLING MONEY INTO ISIS' EVIL POCKETSSSSSSSS!!11!! More HSPs for me, inshallah
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i'm going to go get a hsp now. far out
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My small, granular diamond is also named bort
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Oct 29, 2018 23:50
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Weatherwax posted:But but but... I'm German... Not anymore you're not
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Len posted:That ban reason That post that caused it 
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Picnic Princess posted:Wait what? Where? Link? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?goto=post&postid=492966429 vvv yeah this is   as gently caress vvv
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Leavemywife posted:Credit and debit cards have raised numbers, because the old machines used to run them took an imprint of those numbers. They can still be processed this way if the place you work uses them as an offline backup 
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Leavemywife posted:I did not know that! My job is to develop POS software and its hard to do it with a straight face most of the time
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Mar 15, 2019 04:04
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Patrick Spens posted:Ok, but I've got one of those on my desk from lunch, and am rubbing it against my hand right now. Somehow blood is not coming out. alright butterfingers
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Jerry Cotton posted:It's not about borders at all. It's about the fact that the EU has some privacy and the US has literally none. 
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Len posted:Isn't it really easy to get hit with those in Europe? I'm probably wrong and misunderstood but didn't Microsoft get hit with it for only including their supported web browser in the windows install? No, they got hit with it because they started making Windows in a way that wouldn't let you uninstall their browser and would force you to use it in a lot of circumstances where you had already installed another browser. It was anti-competitive.
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PancakeTransmission posted:Australia too. Why would you need a wooden butter knife? To eat wooden butter, duh
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Mar 24, 2019 12:25
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Jerry Cotton posted:Why would you need a metal butter knife. To eat metal butter, duh
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Mar 25, 2019 04:21
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A plastic knife is only 2 molecules away from the margarine its spreading
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rodbeard posted:How much wood would a wood knife wood if a wood knife would knife wood? only a whittle
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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:tryna = trying to hand beezy = handjob
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May 2, 2019 06:52
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Freudian posted:Worcester = Wuster. You forgot Incester
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May 22, 2019 10:44
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if you have a lisp three and free are pronounced the same
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Jun 6, 2019 23:11
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There, that thick thot thief! Thwarted, though thrice thrown
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Jun 6, 2019 23:13
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Leon Sumbitches posted:Eh, it's a version of the joke I've been telling for a while and I think it's a more funny than the other. can you think it's funny somewhere else
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Wait till you hear about ovens sadly they aren't derived from eggs
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If you tilt the box, magic will gather the tasty sugar liquid in one corner of the tetra pak and you can just put the pointy end into that corner and suck
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What do you call a frown in where you're from then? A not-smile? A gurn?
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Krankenstyle posted:I don't have an accent Í do
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bony tony posted:He was also the guy who took notes during the first season of Look Around You! That's David Mitchell
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Jul 24, 2019 12:33
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Jerry Cotton posted:This guy is not wearing a black shirt tucked into white trousers, with a tan belt: This guy is not wearing a black crop top and high waisted white pants
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Aug 30, 2019 06:17
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Jerry Cotton posted:So why exactly is that significant Because it's like amphibians, you do some meth and then go for a swim
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Sep 3, 2019 11:29
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No it wasn't
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Sep 15, 2019 22:56
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Imagine four chickens on the edge of a road. Say a direct copy of the chicken nearest the road is sent to the back of the line of chickens and takes the place of the first chicken. The formerly first chicken becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth walks across the road. Jokes work the same way.
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I found this out on day 1 of owning a PS2 
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Mar 6, 2020 03:43
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We don't have ranch dressing here, I assumed that ranch flavoured things were ranch dressing flavoured things
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inshallah
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Wow, this cashier is awfully nice. She always greets me by name and asks how my mom is doing 
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Jippa posted:- I thought "Eid Mubarak" was a historical political figure/leader. Yeah, he's Hosni's brother
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May 24, 2020 12:08
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You can escape the first yeti but you can never escape the second one. He's coming for you
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AFewBricksShy posted:I just found out tonight that the song “Betty Davis Eyes” is by a lady named Kim Carnes and not Rod Stewart. had a good chuckle at this
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Beachcomber posted:Math is short for mathematics. 'Maths' is the same as saying 'Mathematicses'. math's efb
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