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Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Rasler posted:

Same principle as Nylon

Except that story is apocryphal.

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 17:02

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Infyrno posted:

The story relates to the apocalypse?

No.

# ¿ Sep 28, 2015 20:18

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

I can't believe there are still people that have yet to find out pronounciation derails are even more boring than regional banking differences derails or wet shaving fanatics invasions.

# ¿ Mar 19, 2017 16:53

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Jerry Cotton posted:

You sound short.

I probably do, yeah.

# ¿ Mar 19, 2017 20:15

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Men could go beltless if they could live with putting their phone, keys and wallet and whatever else in a purse.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2017 23:08

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

You guys talking about huh-rohwinnee?

# ¿ Jun 29, 2018 21:41

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

slinkimalinki posted:

Portmanteau is a portmanteau of porte and manteau

It refers to this famous brand of port with a man wearing a cloak on the label.

# ¿ Mar 27, 2020 10:52

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Please also include A Very Special Favor in your analysis.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2020 17:21

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

christmas boots posted:

-Cleaned up the bear situation

Wontfix Regression Pandas now only eat bamboo for some reason?

Polar bears looking white while being black. Need to look into this.

# ¿ May 22, 2020 21:50

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

3D Megadoodoo posted:

It changes the language for me though.

You're doing a long press. You've got to start swiping earlier.

# ¿ May 29, 2020 18:17

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

^^^ oh

Carthag Tuek posted:

that website doesnt like me, what the hell lol

It blocks me too and I'm guessing it just blocks everyone outside the US due to non-compliance with European data protection legislation.

# ¿ Jun 16, 2020 10:31

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Milo and POTUS posted:

What about moments

# ¿ Jun 20, 2020 17:13

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Wait, these guys aren't righteous at all!

# ¿ Sep 16, 2020 16:43

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Prouts de Bruxelles

# ¿ Dec 3, 2020 19:08

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

sticklefifer posted:

Technically there's a layer even deeper than that, which is that the string arrangement came from a movement in Tchaikovsky's Swan Lake.

Ah, that's what that is!

# ¿ Mar 20, 2021 20:43

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

An unobserved pot is in a superposition of a boiling and not boiling state.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2021 21:35

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

It's goddamn Moon Moon, isn't it.

# ¿ Jan 23, 2022 00:39

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Also should be "a friend and me" in that sentence.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2022 00:43

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Sorry, can't hear you over the sound of my permaflushing toilet!

# ¿ Mar 21, 2022 01:42

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

That all very much sounds like Perry Como: the lost album

# ¿ Mar 22, 2022 01:29

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Holy smokey, the level of discourse on these forums laid bare. Only you can prevent pun chains!

# ¿ Aug 23, 2022 19:07

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Milo and POTUS posted:

I always assumed the hitman games were from like the mid 2000s initially. The first is from 2000 wtf

Don't be daft, it's gonna be another 478 years until we're in the mid 2000s.

# ¿ Oct 14, 2022 18:55

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Empty Sandwich posted:

ohhhhhh

It's a twist cap bottle opener, but I guess nuts work as well.

# ¿ Dec 3, 2022 17:50

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Your cat may be a goat

# ¿ Dec 10, 2022 00:43

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Just give a hundredth of a 25 dollar bill.

# ¿ Dec 30, 2022 18:29

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Sometimes you're implying the surface reading is so clear it renders further considerations unnecessary, sometimes you're implying the surface reading says one thing, but you're not definite there isn't more to it.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2023 17:44

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

It doesn't mean strong (feelings) on all sides imo. It's refers to there being merit, significance (strength) to both sides of an argument. It says nothing about how strong any feelings need to be. You can be ambivalent and apathetic at the same time.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2023 19:53

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

FreudianSlippers posted:

Can I touch a number?
Can I see it?
Does it have a smell?
Does it have a sound?

No?

Then how are numbers real?

Checkmate mathemailures.

I'll show you a number two you can smell and touch.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2023 19:58

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

Somehow Kissinger returned

# ¿ Sep 8, 2023 17:23

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 17:02

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

It had been an absolute instinctual taboo since the last of the other human species died out, but we finally forgot and with it doomed ourselves.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2024 00:23

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