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Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.
What the gently caress does terrorism even mean in this world if a personal threat is labeled as a terrorist action. Or is there some pre-9/11 use of the word in legal parlance I'm unfamiliar with?

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Captain Magic posted:

What the gently caress does terrorism even mean in this world if a personal threat is labeled as a terrorist action. Or is there some pre-9/11 use of the word in legal parlance I'm unfamiliar with?

airport was involved, automatic terrorism

scott steiner was involved, automatically owns

electric funeral
Oct 16, 2004

ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*

Shima Honnou posted:

airport was involved, automatic terrorism

scott steiner was involved, automatically owns

We find the defendant guilty of terri-.. fying peaks.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
normally wrestler can't melt steel beams, but i'm a genetic freak and i'm not normal.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
Bush did the Recliner :tinfoil:

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

NutritiousSnack posted:

normally wrestler can't melt steel beams, but i'm a genetic freak and i'm not normal.

the substructure has been clearly big poppa pumped full of explosives in the manner of a controlled demolition.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


traces of chain mail were found at ground zero

Heavy Metal
Sep 1, 2014

America's $1 Funnyman

They make Hollywood movies out of every boring celeb's life, how about a movie about a REAL MAN. We need Scorsese to direct a Steiner biopic.

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Yes.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Why is Hogan naked?

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

if you make the knife a pipe and avatar size it you've got yourself one hell of a new 'tar

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u
how could i forget about the pipe



it looks even worse avatar sized

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Captain Magic posted:

What the gently caress does terrorism even mean in this world if a personal threat is labeled as a terrorist action. Or is there some pre-9/11 use of the word in legal parlance I'm unfamiliar with?

It is probably terroristic threat being misreported as terrorism threat because in a lot of states a terroristic threat is just a threat of extreme harm or violence against a person or building, so saying things like "I am going to kill you" and saying it in a threatening and serious manner would be considered one.


But I prefer to believe he is in fact the Big Bad Mahmoudy Daddy

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

Triticum Guzzler posted:

i don't know anything about professional wrestling but i clicked this thread because of the sensational title, and it appears that this guy owns?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4_qmZPdZcI

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Do genetic freaks have the same rights as people?

Edit:

Triticum Guzzler posted:

i don't know anything about professional wrestling but i clicked this thread because of the sensational title, and it appears that this guy owns?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzteRJMsOkQ

Push El Burrito fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Apr 8, 2015

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Where's Jesse to investigate the termite paint in Scottie's peaks?!

"Thermite paint brought down Hulkamania"

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Big Coffin Hunter posted:

Hogan is as and always has been a punk bitch

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*


i love scott steiner

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

oatgan fucked around with this message at 06:13 on Mar 22, 2016

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Misread this as Honmamania :sweatdrop:

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
I don't know much about this man but I feel like he would get along with Phil Baroni.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

i don't know anything about professional wrestling but i clicked this thread because of the sensational title, and it appears that this guy owns?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR6Ecy-EgXU

THATCHER BRAINWASH
Mar 28, 2015

by Cowcaster

oatgan posted:

i'm not good at photoshop or mspaint



Oh my

Extreme0
Feb 28, 2013

I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!


oatgan posted:

i'm not good at photoshop or mspaint



I keep thinking Seth Rollins will come out of nowhere and curb stomp the poor guy.

THATCHER BRAINWASH
Mar 28, 2015

by Cowcaster
Name me a greater auteur in the last thirty years than the Big Booty Daddy, Scott Steiner. The man takes cutting promos to brechtian levels of pseudoconsciousness. Big Poppa Pump is Mother Courage, and I am her children. Holla, if ya hear me.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
I wonder if he was wearing the chain mail when he was threatening Hogan

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

I wonder if he was wearing the chain mail when he was threatening Hogan

A world without a 24/7 shirtless, flexing, trash talking, sunglasses and chainmail wearing Scott Steiner is a world I don't want to live in.

THATCHER BRAINWASH
Mar 28, 2015

by Cowcaster

dialhforhero posted:

A world without a 24/7 shirtless, flexing, trash talking, sunglasses and chainmail wearing Scott Steiner does not exist

Peter Bazooka
Sep 29, 2005

This isn’t really anything I think I like.
What do you think a day in the life of Scott Steiner is like?

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Peter Bazooka posted:

What do you think a day in the life of Scott Steiner is like?

pretty good i imagine

probably lots of constant pain from his bad back

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

dsriggs posted:

Bush did the Recliner :tinfoil:

The Fingerpoke of Doom was an inside job.

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011


Not only does Steiner have no sympy, he also has no sugar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DfWcMZys48

Gar
May 13, 2005
I got the Playstation but I still play the Sega
That TMZ quote is loving gold. Apparently there is video of the confrontation? I'd love to hear the audio, especially if Steiner isn't lying.

"What gently caress is up with Hulk inducting Randy?! Everyone knows Randy hated that punk bi---What are you looking at? Huh? You like what you see? You like my peaks?! You want to know what it's like to spend a night with a genetic freak?! Everyone know's that bitch Hogan can't gently caress like the Big Bad Booty Daddy! Let's go!" Then she runs.

I love that in his mind, him threatening Hogan was just Hulk's wife wanting to gently caress him.

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

Scott Steiner is a goddamn national treasure

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Yuriy posted:

pretty good i imagine

probably lots of constant pain from his bad back

Yeah, it's supposedly like a 7 or 8 step process for him to get in a car because his back is so hosed up.

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
And Steiner has never done steroids correct?

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

britishbornandbread posted:

And Steiner has never done steroids correct?

as if steroids could handle Scott Steiner

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

britishbornandbread posted:

And Steiner has never done steroids correct?

Yes, but he is a genetic freak that's not normal.

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Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
Scott Steiner is probably what more people would be like if they looked at society's rules and said "nope, not interested in this bullshit"

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