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oatgan posted:i'm not good at photoshop or mspaint 
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Ribsauce posted:Scott Steiner is probably what more people would be like if they looked at society's rules and said "nope, not interested in this bullshit" No, that's Bork. Scott Steiner is what happens if you look at society's rules after doing all the drugs and steroids in the world for 20 years.
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Scott Steiner stories from Deadspin:quote:I was in Sanibel Island, FL on vacation with my family when I was in 6th or 7th grade, and I was getting sick of the beach. I went up to the pool to grab something to drink and who do I see floating on a raft in the pool with blatant disregard for the rules which clearly state no rafts in the pool? Scott Steiner himself. I drop my drink on the ground, sprint across the pool deck (because if Scott Steiner can say "gently caress the rules," I can too...right?), elbow drop into the shallow end (also against the rules as I would soon find out), surface right next to him, flex, and, in my best Steiner voice, say "Big. Poppa. Pump." quote:I was at a strip club for my 21st birthday in 2001 in San Francisco, CA. It was a grimy joint but my friends wanted to take me there and a famous porn star was going to be there too. As one stripper was about to give me a lap dance in the dance room, I notice a hulking man walk into the room with blond hair and rocking shades at 1:00 in the morning! As he gets nearer, I realize it's freaking Scott "Big Poppa Pump" Steiner. It was around the time his contract with AOL-Time Warner expired and WWE didn't immediately bring him over for their failed WCW/ECW Invasion angle so he was a free agent, I believe.
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Scott Steiner (PBUH) is the greatest man that ever lived and I miss seeing him do wrestling and cutting promos. He is the only wrestler I can think of that has always, ALWAYS entertained me when on screen with absolutely no exceptions. In the ring, in interviews, cutting promos, at a Denny's, in his workout video, it doesn't matter. In the world of entertainment, no one is more entertaining than Big Poppa Pump (PBUH)
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Scott is the best of men, he is the worst of men.
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Gonzo McFee posted:Scott is the best yes
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Those Steiner stories are great. I NEED to hear so many more. If I saw Scotty in a strip club, I'd rather give him $20 to cut a promo on me for 3-4 minutes than get a lap dance. My high school teacher, who was also the wrestling coach, was at a national amateur wrestling competition and realized the Big Bad Booty Daddy himself was sitting beside him. My teacher just says "Hey, Steiner right? Michigan?" And Scott just said "Yeah" and they chatted about the matches for awhile. I always pictured him sitting there with the chain mail and sunglasses. The best part is when my teacher told us this story he started by asking "Do you know who Big Poppa Pump is?" We asked him if he thought Steiner's arms were implants and my teacher said definitely not. Anyway, what are the best non-photoshopped Steiner pictures we can find?
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JODxnJapRo4 Pissed off Steiner is the best.
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Gar posted:Those Steiner stories are great. I NEED to hear so many more. If I saw Scotty in a strip club, I'd rather give him $20 to cut a promo on me for 3-4 minutes than get a lap dance. 
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Gar posted:Those Steiner stories are great. I NEED to hear so many more. If I saw Scotty in a strip club, I'd rather give him $20 to cut a promo on me for 3-4 minutes than get a lap dance. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVOLkYxEdnY
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oatgan posted:i want to join ISIS with scott steiner Scott Steiner taking refuge with a group like ISIS over trumped up terrorism charges is the only way his story could have ended, really.
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Apr 9, 2015 20:58
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Holy war against all fatasses.
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Aurain posted:Holy war against all fatasses. HE'S FATWA
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if every guy in pro-wrestling looked like scott steiner it would be a better spectacle
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fyi terroristic threats is a broad and common charge and in this case most likely means merely threatening to kill hogan with his bare hands or whatever, but i like the steiner jihad meme so maybe just ignore this
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Mulaney Power Move posted:fyi terroristic threats is a broad and common charge and in this case most likely means merely threatening to kill hogan with his bare hands or whatever, but i like the steiner jihad meme so maybe just ignore this autism must suck
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Yuriy posted:autism must suck i am gonna kick your rear end pal
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Yuriy posted:autism must suck Can you not do this? I work with people with learning difficulties and this poo poo ruins entire months of their lives, man.
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Apr 9, 2015 22:08
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i am a dignified college professor
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Mulaney Power Move posted:i am a dignified college professor probably not nearly as much of a smart guy as professor steiner though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3_cUxzLBSQ
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Apr 9, 2015 22:16
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Scott Steiner is a highly educated man who has to dumb himself down for all the inbred rednecks in the crowd.
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Petey Williams in with some Steiner stories: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgJPX-7Obwo
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Skinty McEdger posted:Scott Steiner is a highly educated man who has to dumb himself down for all the inbred rednecks in the crowd. Even the University he went to was highly educated. I'm so goddamn happy that Scott Steiner exists.
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someone should find/repost when steiner was going nuts on TNA and Hogan and they had to sue/threaten him to shut him up
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What segment/match was it when JR said "Look at the pushups! Those intimidating pushups by the Big Bad Booty Daddy?"
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Luigi Thirty posted:Scott Steiner stories from Deadspin: I choose to believe both these stories are from the same person.
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If this ever goes to trial I hope Scott Steiner represents himself and the judge is somehow also Scott Steiner.
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Jerusalem posted:I choose to believe both these stories are from the same person. It would be the cousin to the Terry Funk "You stayed outta jail!" story! Just with more strippers.
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Apr 10, 2015 05:57
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Imagine following the big booty daddy around for a whole week
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I love how that guy's story points out that Big Poppa Pump was his hook up. I'm hollering brother, for I hear you.
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I want a second season of Legends House, but only with Scott Steiner and Iron Sheik.
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GB888 posted:I want a second season of Legends House, but only with Scott Steiner and Iron Sheik. Wouldn't it have been simpler to say "I'd like to see a snuff film"?
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GB888 posted:I want a second season of Legends House, but only with Scott Steiner and Iron Sheik. maybe the odd appearance of Ozzy Osbourne. Like he could be the show presenter.
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