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atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.




Hardboiled egg revealed itself as odd. I did not make the egg do not blame this on me.

  • Orange white
  • Little grey spots

Can still eat odd egg, or - ???

Am very hungry. Would prefer non odd egg but will settle.

Addendum: other, less odd egg: egg smaller than shell inside. Seems okay otherwise. Will report back

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BerkerkLurk
Jul 22, 2001

I could never sleep my way to the top 'cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up

Wrap it in a condom and tie the hole in a knot! You'll feel full and never have to digest it!

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.


BerkerkLurk posted:

Wrap it in a condom and tie the hole in a knot! You'll feel full and never have to digest it!

I would do this but I am out of condoms as I use them up rapidly due to having so much sex all the time.

bummer dude
Jun 20, 2004

duuuude

odd egg

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.



What the heck

Derek of the Andes
Dec 10, 2009


atomicthumbs posted:

What the heck

Twins bitch!

Derek of the Andes
Dec 10, 2009


atomicthumbs posted:



Hardboiled egg revealed itself as odd. I did not make the egg do not blame this on me.

  • Orange white
  • Little grey spots

Can still eat odd egg, or - ???

Am very hungry. Would prefer non odd egg but will settle.

Addendum: other, less odd egg: egg smaller than shell inside. Seems okay otherwise. Will report back

your boy piss wasn't up to scratch.

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002




Yam Slacker

atomicthumbs posted:



Hardboiled egg revealed itself as odd. I did not make the egg do not blame this on me.

  • Orange white
  • Little grey spots

Can still eat odd egg, or - ???

Am very hungry. Would prefer non odd egg but will settle.

Addendum: other, less odd egg: egg smaller than shell inside. Seems okay otherwise. Will report back

Seriously gently caress that egg to hell.

mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004

by R. Guyovich


BerkerkLurk posted:

Wrap it in a condom and tie the hole in a knot! You'll feel full and never have to digest it!

this is actually a pretty legitimate option

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

atomicthumbs posted:

What the heck

u can buy these fairly easily if u know where to go

also: "how is babby formed"

Happy Hat
Aug 11, 2008

He just wants someone to shake his corks, is that too much to ask??


Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE



Which came first, the chicken or the dickbutt?

remote control carnivore
May 6, 2009



Looks like an even egg, to me.

Teeter
Jul 21, 2005

Hey guys! I'm having a good time, what about you?

atomicthumbs posted:



Hardboiled egg revealed itself as odd. I did not make the egg do not blame this on me.

  • Orange white
  • Little grey spots

Can still eat odd egg, or - ???

Am very hungry. Would prefer non odd egg but will settle.

Addendum: other, less odd egg: egg smaller than shell inside. Seems okay otherwise. Will report back

That's not a chicken egg. Could be raccoon but I wouldn't know, I'm not a doctor.

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT HOW I GHOULISHLY CELEBRATE THE DEATH OF CHILDREN TO TEACH THEIR PARENTS "A LESSON"


Enhance!

Sorta looks like a poorly lit photo of a poorly cooked but shiny egg.

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!

Grimey Drawer

Not sure alien larvae die when heated above 100 Celsius. Don't eat that.

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Chemmy
Feb 4, 2001



Eat the egg. Ricola?

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