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The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

The Cubs game is already cancelled on account of they don't want people pissing in cups.

Today's schedule:


The Pussy Boss fucked around with this message at 18:24 on Apr 8, 2015

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Crimson Sox
Jan 16, 2008

Bromance
Day after opening day and the Rays are already starting a pitcher I've never heard of

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





I look forward to the battle in the east between the O's and the Sox.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


4 hits in 13 pitches, oh my.

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





Better luck next year Rays.

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
How bout them O's hon?

DO A THING CHRIS DAVIS.

Walked
Apr 14, 2003

This gonna be a long game for the Rays

:smugbird:

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

leadoff walk to eric young jr, might as well be a double

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





Did he check swing that and actually make contact?

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
Mat Latos not having a great day

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

cheesetriangles posted:

Did he check swing that and actually make contact?

yep

I can't believe the Rays' rotation is in such bad shape that they're trotting this dude out on game two of the season

Delicious Sci Fi
Jul 17, 2006

You cannot lose if you do not play.
hey guys baseball is cool and so are the O's.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Is there any team equipped to stop the Braves?

Probably not

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





So why does no one ever go to Rays games? You would think by now they would have a fanbase that could at least halfway fill up the place.

Crimson Sox
Jan 16, 2008

Bromance
2 great games we got tonight

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Marlins playing super bad.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

The Braves are winning the NL East, you heard it here first

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


did de aza figure things out? he seems good now

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
Holy poo poo Latos is imploding, did Marlins fans just boo him?

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
lol marlins

DICKS FOR DINNER
Sep 6, 2008

Stand Proud
Can't wait for the Brewers to die on the field again tonight

e: at least it'll hopefully be less ugly than the Marlins, lmao

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
7 ER over 0.2 inning. The Fall of Latos.

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
Lol Latos is being booed, and they're cheering the removal of Latos

Crimson Sox
Jan 16, 2008

Bromance
that's an ERA of 94.50

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Latos had a bunch of friends and family in the stand apparently, he is from there and this was his homecoming.

Welp

TheChaosPath
Jul 22, 2005

All the mouth-breathers who think the Braves are going to have an offense this year because of fundamentals or some poo poo are coming all over themselves right now

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





I really regret choosing to watch the Rays game.

Walked
Apr 14, 2003

Karns sucks holy poo poo

It's the best

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



TheChaosPath posted:

All the mouth-breathers who think the Braves are going to have an offense this year because of fundamentals or some poo poo are coming all over themselves right now

I am being entirely tongue in cheek with my posts. I look forward to watching the young guys, but there is no way this is less than a 90 loss team.

Walked
Apr 14, 2003

Walked posted:

Karns sucks holy poo poo

It's the best

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
STEVE PEARCE.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
So after his first outing, Latos has a WHIP of 12.00 to go with his 94.50 ERA.

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


god both of these games blow

still better than no baseball, though :unsmith:

Delicious Sci Fi
Jul 17, 2006

You cannot lose if you do not play.

Abel Wingnut posted:

god both of these games blow


I...disagree

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Steve Pearce says gently caress yo regression

Walked
Apr 14, 2003

AndrewP posted:

Steve Pearce says gently caress yo regression

He's regressing into 2013 Chris Davis

riht
Dec 13, 2004

i knew u were trouble when u tossed int
Steve Pearce owns

TheChaosPath
Jul 22, 2005

Eltoasto posted:

I am being entirely tongue in cheek with my posts. I look forward to watching the young guys, but there is no way this is less than a 90 loss team.

Oh, I know. I just read some mlb.com comments earlier in the week and they are still haunting me.

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cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





Wood doesn't look good.

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