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POWERBALL
Feb 16, 2012

by zen death robot
Sure there are plenty of gay people who are dumb in the sense that they aren't as smart as me. But I mean, really, really dumb gay people. Like, I love Nascar and drinking beer and sucking dick gay people. Or, we should enact a flat tax gay people. I dunno, it just seems like every gay person I've met or can think of is at least smart enough to be like functional and have a middle-class job and wear button-up shirts. None of them live in trailers or have mullets. One theory I've come up with is that there are gay dumb people but they are just closeted because they probably believe a bunch of stupid poo poo about religion. What do you guys think?

(Please note that since no one in GBS is capable of making a funny joke this thread is restricted to serious replies only. Please do not attempt your puerile and weak motions at humor here.)

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welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
im dumb

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Duh im gay

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


yes, all of them

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

theres the op for starters. . . and me. . .

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Ok. Its over.

Close/gas it.

POWERBALL
Feb 16, 2012

by zen death robot
:doh:

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
All dumb gay people are married

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here





...yep

Battery Joe
Apr 12, 2007
talkin' shit about a pretty sunset
they call it a cornhole because u can pop corn up their lo l

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
sex for procreation is dumb

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
Im gay and I wear adidas track pants when I go to the pub to watch ufc

POWERBALL
Feb 16, 2012

by zen death robot

Slugnoid posted:

Im gay and I wear adidas track pants when I go to the pub to watch ufc

If you watched wrestling then maybe we'd be getting somewhere.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Slugnoid posted:

Im gay and I wear adidas track pants when I go to the pub to watch ufc

:wink:

F hole
May 13, 2008

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

:eyepop:

Wow. Thats epic.

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

Can one be so dumb that they dont know they're gay?

king salmon
Oct 30, 2011

by Cowcaster
in the opposite of sex starring Lisa cuddly there's a dumb gay

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


anyone who said 3O is unoriginal and unfunny hth

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


Lucy Heartfilia posted:

anyone who said 3O is unoriginal and unfunny hth

your the only one who said 3O, loving owned bitch

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

anyone who said 3O is unoriginal and unfunny hth

He's not dumb at all. He's just obnoxious.

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010
yeah most of them

pretty much the same percentage as dumb straight people

Boner Zone
Jan 14, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
i know a lesbian who is drat near illiterate and is always complaining about black people not knowing proper english like she does

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
*sprints into thread, huffing and puffing*

Phil Niekro posted:

theres the op for starters. . . and me. . .

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spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
All the gay guys are dumb. Could be having Tits and rear end but just chose rear end.

Also they are different to me and I do not like that.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

i'm lovin the sparkling projectile poo poo shrapnel

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

spud posted:

Also they are different to me and I do not like that.

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

they always trying to enter via the exit so yeah they dumb

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
all of them haha

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Seizure Robot posted:

your the only one who said 3O, loving owned bitch

nope. i didn't even need to read the thread to know somethin like this would be posted:

Tamerlame
Oct 20, 2012

hitler was pretty dumb imo

Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer
they are all dumb because the choose to be gay. Why choose to have a hard life? dumb.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Tchaikovsky

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

...ooh, I'll give you SUCH A PINCH!

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
smoking is dumb.

you are dumb.

ur gay.

FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.
Grimey Drawer

Phil Niekro posted:

Can one be so dumb that they dont know they're gay?

this probably about 1/3rd of the Republican party.

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you
do you really think poor people can't be gay? because the things you name as signifiers are poor-people things not dumb people things. I think you are dumb.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ha! gaaaaay!

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

I had some gay guy look at my feet and go "we wouldn't be a good match your feet say *bunch of bullshit I forget* so thank you bye". I'd say he was a loving idiot

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POWERBALL
Feb 16, 2012

by zen death robot

Myron Baloney posted:

do you really think poor people can't be gay? because the things you name as signifiers are poor-people things not dumb people things. I think you are dumb.

I don't think any poor people know what a flat tax is, or a tax for that matter.

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