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SM64Guy
Apr 1, 2005

elf help book posted:

i think im gonna get a zero suit samus amiibo

im going to, since the only one i have is power suit samus

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Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

mama mia

Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012

samus is awesome

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Samus would dominate in the WNBA

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Arian_Samurai posted:

Samus would dominate in the WNBA

she would get in a lot of foul trouble because dorks would try to step to her and get bowled over

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
I can't believe this thread got this far and is still safe for work... I'm proud of you all

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

Bobnumerotres posted:

i want samus to kill me

She will do it. She is hosed up. She will use the ice beam and you won't like it.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Samus makes me hot and horny.

Soral
May 30, 2009


lol

maev
Dec 6, 2010
Economically illiterate Tory Boy Bollocks brain.
Keep away from children
Adam: That information is not for an outsider.

Samus*: The word he so obviously chose, "outsider," pierced my heart.

Samus*: And yet, with Adam, I was grateful for the nod... My past has left me with an uneasy soul, and as a result, it touched me on some level that Adam would acknowledge that past by calling me something delicate—like "Lady." And I knew more than anyone that every word from Adam was deliberate. My thumbs-down was a twofold response—a sign of derision at being called a lady, and a signal of my complete understanding of the mission orders. The other soldiers were always willing to support me with easy smiles despite the fact that I clearly had so much yet to learn. Among them was Anthony.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009


Epic.

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

i would play video games with samus regardless of what suit shes wearing

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Stairmaster posted:

i would play video games with samus regardless of what suit shes wearing

bunny suit samus

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Having had no preparation time, she's hoping to find some helpful Items on the planet.

Mikedawson
Jun 21, 2013

Black Baby Goku posted:

Hmmm hurrrrr I prefer the dyke Samus over the hot tits and rear end Samus

I'm glad we both agree on the same thing, friend. :)

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
nintendo has announced a new metroid game and that it will be their first AO rated game

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

elf help book posted:

nintendo has announced a new metroid game and that it will be their first AO rated game
Wow, the new Metroid will be rated Awesome Outstanding? Good, it should be!

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

FactsAreUseless posted:

Wow, the new Metroid will be rated Awesome Outstanding? Good, it should be!

/me pats you on the head

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Me, clutching a copy of Metroid: Deadly Destroyers; "Oh boy! I can't wait to bomb some Zoomers!"

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

"Zoomer? I 'ardly know 'er!" - Adam Malkovich

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax

YIKES Stay Gooned posted:

The bimboification of samus makes me sick.

this but also with an erection

Stravinsky
May 31, 2011

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax
Samus has the long legs and glossy coat of a thoroughbred, not to mention the rear end

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009


I'm cool with this samus

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

I didn't know Samus drank Jurassic Pork soup.

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010


In Training
Jun 28, 2008


At Home
Studying
At the Date

Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009

zero suit samus aka zero dignity samus

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Evil Eagle posted:

zero suit samus aka zero dignity samus

shes proud of her body

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
when I sit down to a game, I want to play a powerful, masculine, and non-sexual woman. a mulier fortis, if you will

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
more like abiimbo

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

vug posted:

when I sit down to a game, I want to play a powerful, masculine, and non-sexual woman. a mulier fortis, if you will

Me too. I also enjoy tugging dicks off to completion, for money.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Larry Parrish posted:

Me too. I also enjoy tugging dicks off to completion, for money.

GTA 5 PC is going to be off the chizzle.

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
im preloading gta 5 and installing the nvidia gta 5 game ready graphics driver simultaneously

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

vug posted:

im preloading gta 5 and installing the nvidia gta 5 game ready graphics driver simultaneously

Off topic posts are not welcome here. This thread is about A Picture of Samus.

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
can you mod gta so you're samus running around stealing cars and poo poo. that would rule.

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

samus would never do that because she is highly virtuous

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In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Actually she's a cold blooded bounty hunter. She'll do anything if the pay is right.

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