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GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

i'm here. let me pretend to read the game now

# ¿ Apr 19, 2015 21:55

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 18:21

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

imgay posted:

Little Mac has 3 posts
##vote Little Mac

gently caress you you little bitch. i have five posts now

# ¿ Apr 19, 2015 21:56

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

Birdstrike posted:

Evidently I just still don't understand what makes a good scum read and this is (let's face it, was)my second game and all of my sixth game-day so I guess I should know by now but everyone has their own ideas, if I comment on boilerplate I've never seen, I'm scummy for trying to confuse town, but apparently voting for people that you think are either scummy OR confused townies is okay because obviously (according to some of you) an inexperienced player having trouble is a sure sign they're both scum and also dumb as hell and should probably kill they are self.

This was pretty frustrating because every time I tried to help town I ended up both jumped on as suss and later on attacked personally. I suggested there might be an SK because the idea that a town vig would hit themselves if they miss submitting their night action seems really, really off from a game mechanic standpoint, but hey, having that idea is both dumb and scummy so I should just go away.

I still feel Somber is town and have tried to get you to see that but who cares about my reads because hey they're probably wrong because I'm a dumbass, and if I try too hard to defend myself I'm just going to give whoever the scum out there are something to hide behind. If you kill me for information great, I hope there's something useful enough here for you to use, but I honestly don't see the point in participating anymore. I should probably just vote for myself to end this quicker so that you guys can see my flip but I'm sure someone, probably town, would claim that's scummy as hell also.

Seeing how it doesn't actually matter now my role is Result Copier which links me to the result my target receives. I used it N1 on Zetsubou-san but didn't receive anything so fat load of good that did me. There are a lot worse roles to lynch to hopefully you're able to do better with the information it gives you than I have been able to.

TBH I don't care if this is dumb newbie or bad tactic because a) you already knew that, b) I'm basically dead. I've tried to do the right thing and refrain from personal attacks because at the end of the day, it's just a game guys!

i'm going to kill you unless you type 90 percent fewer words

# ¿ Apr 19, 2015 22:12

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

if you aren't, then prove it by giving me many gift and power

# ¿ Apr 19, 2015 22:24

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

Mornacale posted:

This is such a weird post. You're softclaiming an investigative role that received a result but without providing your result. You're acting like you 100% believe Birdstrike's claim and not even doing the first thing to try to press for more information; rather, you're providing their own excuse for why their claim doesn't match your own. But you're still voting them. Why do you believe your claim if you think they're scum, why do you think they're scum if you believe their claim? I think you're trying to see if you can put the brakes on the bandwagon without drawing suspicion by hopping off; if Birdstrike is scum you're my top suspect tomorrow.

mornacale may have the worst avatar in all of existence, but i think zaibatsu is a weirdo too

# ¿ Apr 19, 2015 22:30

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

ok let's kill him

# ¿ Apr 19, 2015 22:40

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

dude?? ? DUDE???

# ¿ Apr 19, 2015 22:42

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

Mornacale posted:

Aw poo poo, hoist on my own petard.

please dont use slurs

# ¿ Apr 19, 2015 23:33

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

I don't need a 'case' to kill sombrero.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2015 03:37

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

plorping??? jesus christ

# ¿ Apr 20, 2015 05:21

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

Ernie. posted:

gulag how many reasons or cases do you need to kill zetsubo?

negative one

# ¿ Apr 20, 2015 05:31

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

looks like a scumslip to me, boys

# ¿ Apr 20, 2015 05:58

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

plorp this ##vote zetsubou

# ¿ Apr 20, 2015 06:18

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

we must slay plorping before it spreads.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2015 07:26

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

Now he will type 100 percent less words.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2015 20:55

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

Yo uare going to die tomorrow. When we kill you with votes.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2015 20:58

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

I'm Dracula.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2015 21:02

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

merk posted:

Here's how you redo that post without being an rear end in a top hat, fucker. you're basically a big idiot. Eat my entire rear end. I am going to send you to jail because I am a lawyer.

here's how you redo this post to make it MORE mean

# ¿ Apr 21, 2015 00:30

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

##vote anon Get HIJm

# ¿ Apr 21, 2015 02:11

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

Met posted:

Why didn't you toss your vote in right away? Seems pretty straightforward based on that info.

you got him. you solved the case

# ¿ Apr 21, 2015 02:12

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

Met posted:

Which is why I didn't toss my vote on his target.

well, why DID you.

looks like someone has some conflicting motives, emotions, and also letters, in their name.

# ¿ Apr 21, 2015 02:15

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

That doesnt SOUND clean

# ¿ Apr 21, 2015 03:12

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

imga ythese crimes will not go unpunished

# ¿ Apr 21, 2015 03:41

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

OYou will be visited by three ghost

# ¿ Apr 21, 2015 03:47

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

the ghosts of fakeclaims past, present, and future. each will be different, but also, they will each be the same in that they all have machine guns that they will use to shoot bullets at you

# ¿ Apr 21, 2015 03:49

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

we're the best

# ¿ Apr 21, 2015 06:26

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

it was all my idea

# ¿ Apr 21, 2015 06:29

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

There's something I have to tell you about merk.

# ¿ Apr 21, 2015 22:14

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

GulagDolls posted:

There's something I have to tell you about merk.

We have to kill him.

# ¿ Apr 22, 2015 00:27

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

We're doing it.

# ¿ Apr 22, 2015 01:02

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

thats not how you spell merk.

# ¿ Apr 22, 2015 01:05

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

gently caress..

# ¿ Apr 22, 2015 01:25

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

Ernie. posted:

that post doesn't read like one that makes sense at all

what masonry?

this post doesn't read. I don't read. I am illiterat.e

# ¿ Apr 23, 2015 00:36

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

we must kill him

# ¿ Apr 23, 2015 21:03

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

Plorp is the sound poo makes when it falls into toilet bowl.

# ¿ Apr 23, 2015 23:47

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

SplOOSh

# ¿ Apr 23, 2015 23:50

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

we have to slay zetsu.

# ¿ Apr 24, 2015 21:11

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

I'm a good guy

# ¿ Apr 24, 2015 21:20

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

perhaps it is you who shall die this day, merk.

# ¿ Apr 24, 2015 21:23

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 18:21

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

miller??? MILLER??? awfully convenient claim. for a bad guy.

# ¿ Apr 24, 2015 21:24

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