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Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

Almost finishes with: bulldog choke, back mount neck crank, arm triangle, half a twister, Von Flue choke, whatever the gently caress that was in the last 15 seconds

fight owned

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Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

Even the commentators had to mention Bendo's shorts

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010


We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.


Was that like a solid minute of commentary on Bendo's choice of shorts and size of his legs?

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.


Duzzy Funlop posted:

Was that like a solid minute of commentary on Bendo's choice of shorts and size of his legs?

Yes and I appreciated every minute of it

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.


Lol drat did these guys walk out while the other fight decision was being rendered?

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"


1st AD posted:

Lol drat did these guys walk out while the other fight decision was being rendered?

They've got an hour until the main card and there are still 2 more full prelim fights

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003



How did this man ever defeat the magnificent Neil Magny.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"


colonel_korn posted:

How did this man ever defeat the magnificent Neil Magny.

That was before he became N E I L M A G N Y the demon lord

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

He expended too much energy and got tired

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS


i like this french guy who drank 9 red bulls before getting in the cage

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

Nancy Drew and the Riddle of the Frenchman, 1987, ISBN 321863182120

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

A spirited, if low-budget homage to Anderson Silva

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.


being french is a more important fighting skill than knowing bjj or beating neil magny

Edit: welp

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Yeah... not sure what Moraes did to get that decision...

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003



Which of the first two rounds did Moraes win? I was just kinda watching out of the corner of my eye but it didn't seem like he was able to do much of anything until the third.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.


Yeah it looked like he was outstruck for the first 2 rounds.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010


We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.


Let's see if south african rugby (the proper rugby) is the best base for MMA

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

The south african certainly looks intimidating, I'm scared for the polish guy.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Rap terrorist, terrorise, tear it up
Brought gas and the matches to flare it up
Militant Michael might go psycho
On any ally or rival
Born Black, that's dead on arrival
My job is to fight for survival
In spite of these #AllLivesMatter-ass white folk


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZjwCmJrnlY

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

Senordingdong posted:

I'm scared for the polish guy.

Same, but for every fight

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.


I want to see live fight reactions from Joanna Champion for every fight, she's pretty

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.


SPREAD THOSE LEGS
*taken down anyways*

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010


We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.


judo > rugby

Who'd have thought.

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

Jesus Lord Man

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.


Duzzy Funlop posted:

judo > rugby

Who'd have thought.

...everybody?

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Rap terrorist, terrorise, tear it up
Brought gas and the matches to flare it up
Militant Michael might go psycho
On any ally or rival
Born Black, that's dead on arrival
My job is to fight for survival
In spite of these #AllLivesMatter-ass white folk


Coach Goddard is the best thing about this event so far

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010


We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.


1st AD posted:

...everybody?

...yes?




Also, what's "the fingertip game"?

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

Marc Goddard referee of the year

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004



Fun Shoe

Just let Goddard ref every fight, this is awesome.

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Turns out that a great beard doesn't help your wrestling.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.


Don't play the fingertip game!

Goddard owns.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Also, what's "the fingertip game"?

He put his fingertips on the mat to make himself a "grounded" opponent so he couldn't be kneed.

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004



Fun Shoe

Duzzy Funlop posted:


Also, what's "the fingertip game"?

Touching the ground with your fingertips so you're 'downed' and your opponent can't knee/kick you.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.


Duzzy Funlop posted:

...yes?




Also, what's "the fingertip game"?

Putting one hand/fingertips on the mat to try prevent knees to the head or draw a DQ

e:fb

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.


I wonder how many times McClellan would get taken down by someone like CB Dollaway in a fight.

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004



Fun Shoe

drat Poland looks much nicer than I thought it would.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010


We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.


Oh, that? Yeah, I knew about that, but I didn't notice he was going for that. When Goddard warned him, I looked over and thought he was fidgeting around in Fabinskis gloves or something.
To be fair, I kinda spaced out on this fight attention-wise after the second round.

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

Blitzkrieg

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010


We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.


Well, this certainly helps keep the broadcast length down.

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Haha what

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Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.


I really expected more from that fight.

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