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willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010


This isn't on bt sport?

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Szymanski
Jul 31, 2005

You down with OCP?

Doctor Rope

willie_dee posted:

This isn't on bt sport?

Its on Pick TV, which I hadn't heard of until yesterday

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010


Szymanski posted:

Its on Pick TV, which I hadn't heard of until yesterday

Me niether, and im put and there's no TV listings for it... Any idea what time the card starts UK?

Edit

Jippa posted:

Just a heads up for any UK people. Crocop vs Gonzaga will be on pick (free view channel 11) at 11pm.

Thanks dude

willie_dee fucked around with this message at Apr 11, 2015 around 11:00

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010


We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.


Prelims are live, enjoy a failed TUF:China semifinalist possibly get crushed by a guy named Lappylucy making his UFC debut

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010


We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.


Lapilus walking out with an hommage to Craig Ferguson's secretariat dance, Van Damme reference by Hardy, crack on his nickname "Double Impact", this is gonna be a good card.

shot to the balls off a chinese single, off to a great start.

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at Apr 11, 2015 around 16:05

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010


We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.


"Rocky seems comfortable, though"

About as comfortable as you can seem after a shot to the groin, barely escaping two standing guillotines, eating several knees and shooting for singles as one's only defense in reaction

Third (fourth?) incomplete single leg earns a whole bunch of nasty elbows to the side.

ULCC-sized foghorn to end the round via heart attack, fair enough, Poland

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at Apr 11, 2015 around 16:11

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010


We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.


Almost completed single-leg and Hardy/other announcer are doing a decent job at still convincing me that the chinese person may have any shot at all at not getting destroyed

Chinese single-leg MMA record: 0-7-1

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"


I like Rocky Lee's weed tattoo on his left shoulderblade

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Lapilus walking out with an hommage to Craig Ferguson's secretariat dance

Wait really

God dammit I wish I didn't miss that

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

Stevie Ray is fighting but he didn't come out to the Harlem Heat theme.

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

Two members of Team Dinky Ninjas fighting tonight.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010


We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.


DoombatINC posted:

Wait really

God dammit I wish I didn't miss that

Well, not really, but if I could make videos for poo poo, the secretariat music over his arm-wiggling would end up kinda funny

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.


I woke up and saw that Stevie Ray was fighting and then got excited that a slapjack might get smuggled into the Octagon, then reality happened

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

Stevie Ray's opponent is another Polish guy named Marcin with a bunch of leg lock finishes

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.


lmao that's the most guard pulls per minute I think i've ever seen in the UFC

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

Ultimate Fencegrab Championship

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010


We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.


Scotsman murdering a guy

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004



Fun Shoe

What hurt him there? He just seemed to flop over like 'I'm done' after no obvious strike or anything.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

Bandel pulled mount and got pounded out

canada jezus
Jul 18, 2011



Haha, fantastic amount of time before stoppage

edit: haha he is so tired from puching the hell out of the dude

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

If your entire game plan relies on a very specific area of grappling and you are European, you should probably pick up some other sport.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

He expended too much energy and got tired

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS


Bardeh posted:

What hurt him there? He just seemed to flop over like 'I'm done' after no obvious strike or anything.

nothing in particular, he was just done

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

That Pole looked real sad and got splattered, good start for UFC Poland.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.


Duzzy Funlop posted:

Scotsman murdering a guy

suckas got to know

Street Horrrsing
Mar 24, 2010

Godwalker of The Grateful Prisoner


That was a brutal stoppage

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

Sector Effector


Hah, apologising to the Polish fans for slaughtering their hometown hero. Smooth.

canada jezus
Jul 18, 2011



Dude cut 33 pounds (did i hear that right?) and his wife is due any day, haha, jezus.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

He expended too much energy and got tired

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS


this is a strange post fight interview

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004



Fun Shoe

canada jezus posted:

Dude cut 33 pounds

No wonder he was gassed, jesus

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.


Goddamn Albu is fit as poo poo

edit: lol Madonna entrance song

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Rap terrorist, terrorise, tear it up
Brought gas and the matches to flare it up
Militant Michael might go psycho
On any ally or rival
Born Black, that's dead on arrival
My job is to fight for survival
In spite of these #AllLivesMatter-ass white folk


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TQPPGl-W8c

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004



Fun Shoe

Bushmeister posted:

Ultimate Fencegrab Championship

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

Sector Effector


DON' GRAB TH' CAAGE

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.


lifting weights is a more important fighting skill than knowing judo and bjj

Also Albu never tucks her chin, she could probably get dropped by one of the heavier hitters like joanna or alexa grasso

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS

he knows..


The weirdest tap ever.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

He expended too much energy and got tired

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS


lol at everything about that

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010


We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.


Christ, I did not see that choke coming

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Christ, I did not see that choke coming

I don't think physics saw that choke coming

Mavis Beacon Boi
Dec 28, 2000



I like bodybuilder babooshka.

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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS

he knows..


Just sitting in that guillotine and too tired to even bother fighting it.

I imagine Joanna thought she could punch that girls chin off in the first round.

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