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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Prelims are live, enjoy a failed TUF:China semifinalist possibly get crushed by a guy named Lappylucy making his UFC debut

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Lapilus walking out with an hommage to Craig Ferguson's secretariat dance, Van Damme reference by Hardy, crack on his nickname "Double Impact", this is gonna be a good card.

shot to the balls off a chinese single, off to a great start.

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 17:05 on Apr 11, 2015

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
"Rocky seems comfortable, though"

About as comfortable as you can seem after a shot to the groin, barely escaping two standing guillotines, eating several knees and shooting for singles as one's only defense in reaction

Third (fourth?) incomplete single leg earns a whole bunch of nasty elbows to the side.

ULCC-sized foghorn to end the round via heart attack, fair enough, Poland

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 17:11 on Apr 11, 2015

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Almost completed single-leg and Hardy/other announcer are doing a decent job at still convincing me that the chinese person may have any shot at all at not getting destroyed

Chinese single-leg MMA record: 0-7-1

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

DoombatINC posted:

Wait really

God dammit I wish I didn't miss that :(

Well, not really, but if I could make videos for poo poo, the secretariat music over his arm-wiggling would end up kinda funny

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Scotsman murdering a guy

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Christ, I did not see that choke coming

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
A UFC promo clip in the year of our lord 2015 with not a single excerpt from a fight in the UFC...I feel really bad for CroCop :smith:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
I think that may be the first time I consciously saw a ref warn a fighter for grabbing the fence with his toes...

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Christ, Bendo is getting close to sounding like Coleman at this point.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Was that like a solid minute of commentary on Bendo's choice of shorts and size of his legs?

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Let's see if south african rugby (the proper rugby) is the best base for MMA

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
judo > rugby

Who'd have thought.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

1st AD posted:

...everybody?

...yes?




Also, what's "the fingertip game"?

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Oh, that? Yeah, I knew about that, but I didn't notice he was going for that. When Goddard warned him, I looked over and thought he was fidgeting around in Fabinskis gloves or something.
To be fair, I kinda spaced out on this fight attention-wise after the second round.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Well, this certainly helps keep the broadcast length down.

:stare:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Bazcinsky got dumped faster than pilots in the Victory Day Parade of 1946




(I'm not very good at these)

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Dear Jesus God

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
JoJo noooooooo

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Moroz already marketing herself better with a single fence climb than Esparza in 4 months

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
That was a cool knee

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
"He stunned the world by crocopping Cro Cop."

Well said.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
How did CroCop just defend a heelhook from Gonzaga...?!?

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
So, uh...I'm gonna go out and watch some collegiate rugby instead of this.
I'm hoping for a non-sad outcome
HOLY loving poo poo WHAT THE gently caress
I

IS THIS HAPPENING, MAKE IT HAPPEN

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Are you loving kidding me

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
This owns.

Everything owns.

I'm going to drink a beer in public because gently caress you that's why.

Mirko <3

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