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I woke up and saw that Stevie Ray was fighting and then got excited that a slapjack might get smuggled into the Octagon, then reality happened :(

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lmao that's the most guard pulls per minute I think i've ever seen in the UFC

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Duzzy Funlop posted:

Scotsman murdering a guy

suckas got to know

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Goddamn Albu is fit as poo poo

edit: lol Madonna entrance song

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lifting weights is a more important fighting skill than knowing judo and bjj

Also Albu never tucks her chin, she could probably get dropped by one of the heavier hitters like joanna or alexa grasso

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Duzzy Funlop posted:

Christ, I did not see that choke coming

if you did not think Albu had a nasty guillotine based on looking at those arms then lol

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Dr. Abysmal posted:

Albu kept her chin too high but other than that I kinda liked her.

I mean ultimately it's straw weight, the number of fighters who I've seen even drop a fighter with a single punch is super low, but still it looks weird to have your chin out there like that

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Bushmeister posted:

hahahaha they are willing to bill him as a K-1 World Grand Prix Champion yesss

pretty sure overeem and hunt have this as well

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didn't cro cop recently win a WGP in a bracket where nobody good/important was involved?

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Apparently Bendo is batman because lol at his cornering

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Dan Hardy at times provides less insightful commentary than the other guy, it's weird. OF COURSE the guy is not getting an arm triangle from guard, unless you're Rick Story that poo poo ain't gonna happen.

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Duzzy Funlop posted:

Was that like a solid minute of commentary on Bendo's choice of shorts and size of his legs?

Yes and I appreciated every minute of it

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Lol drat did these guys walk out while the other fight decision was being rendered?

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being french is a more important fighting skill than knowing bjj or beating neil magny

Edit: welp

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Yeah it looked like he was outstruck for the first 2 rounds.

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I want to see live fight reactions from Joanna Champion for every fight, she's pretty :3:

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SPREAD THOSE LEGS
*taken down anyways*

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Duzzy Funlop posted:

judo > rugby

Who'd have thought.

...everybody?

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Don't play the fingertip game!

Goddard owns.

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Duzzy Funlop posted:

...yes?




Also, what's "the fingertip game"?

Putting one hand/fingertips on the mat to try prevent knees to the head or draw a DQ

e:fb

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I wonder how many times McClellan would get taken down by someone like CB Dollaway in a fight.

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He's gotta get a bonus for saving the event from starting late for the main card

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I'm glad that all those dudes on that lovely TUF like Baczinski and Court and Brad Tavares McGee are losing their way out of the UFC, all those guys are boring and bad fighters.

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I don't really see the appeal of JoJo the fighter, so go Ukraine

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"Doctor Knee Evil"

Jesus lord man

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Nobody in this division should be a -900 favorite lol

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Ahahahaha Moroz owns

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I would not be shocked to see a bunch of the "top 10" straw weights" wash out spectacularly in the next year, top Invicta fighter is going to become a meaningless distinction.

Shockingly, it turns out Sean Shelby is a vastly better talent scout than Shannon Knapp and Julie Kedzie.

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Ninja PD posted:

This is going to be sweet.

lol

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Kankaanpaa could not even take down and submit JoJo who literally has zero grappling knowledge, then it took her like 5 rounds to take down and submit a much worse fighter who is Shayna Bazsler's protege (lol)

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CommonShore posted:

Didn't Jacare already beat Camozzi?

Hah he did. We have a new p4p rematch that nobody cares about.

yeah lol but it's a great way for Jacare to get a title shot with a huge win over an overmatched loser. It's Jacare's version of Edgar vs. Veach

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Bubba Smith posted:

They seriously couldn't find anybody else on short notice? I don't believe that.

who else would be dumb enough to fight Jacare on that short of notice?

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Marc Goddard is tired of your poo poo

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Le Saboteur posted:

So if this fight sucks the fight of the night is the Moroz/Calderwood fight probably?

I hope not, in no way does Calderwood deserve 50k

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maffew buildings posted:

hello gang what have i missed

a -900 favorite got outstruck and subbed, then the winner called out the champion and Got Some Fans

http://giant.gfycat.com/VagueWealthyIndianelephant.mp4

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who cares this is a lovely co-main

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when did 205 become such a cesspool? there are no promising prospects at all

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Luigi Thirty posted:

the legendary polish power: proven in 1939 and here in 2015

:vince:

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really, this card is the worst except for the strawweight fights. and those weren't good fights, just very funny

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Tyree posted:

I feel like they will give Joanne Champion a POTN for showing up to this poo poo show of a card.

just pay joanna champion and maryna morousey all the bonus money since that was the most entertaining part of tonight

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