What's the perfect steak temp?

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I like my steak cooked:
	Rare
	Medium Rare
	Medium
	Medium Well
	Please ban my rear end
	Any temp is fine as long as I get my meat
	Meat is murder, OP

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tao of lmao

Curious to see where the yob comes down on this

# ? Apr 10, 2015 21:16

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 04:58

pogi

Medium-rare, OP

# ? Apr 10, 2015 21:18

Wertjoe

Rare. That's flavor country

# ? Apr 10, 2015 21:19

morning wood

however rare the chef is willing to send it out of the kitchen

# ? Apr 10, 2015 21:19

ron color

medium rare..

# ? Apr 10, 2015 21:19

pogi

So far byob confirmed as werewolves

# ? Apr 10, 2015 21:20

Bwee

Wooden and through my damned heart, OP

# ? Apr 10, 2015 21:21

saboten

as long as it arrives hot

thank u bacalou

# ? Apr 10, 2015 21:22

Damp Star Baby: Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH

as long as you remember to only touch it once when you flip it op

I must create a system or be enslaved by another mans; I will not reason and compare: my business is to create. - William Blake

# ? Apr 10, 2015 21:36

king salmon: by Cowcaster

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# ? Apr 10, 2015 21:37

Awesome!: Ready for adventure!

that 1 well done vote is triggering me greatly

# ? Apr 10, 2015 21:38

treasure bear

medium rare, to honour the beast

# ? Apr 10, 2015 21:41

tao of lmao

The correct answer is now in the lead

# ? Apr 10, 2015 21:48

ham_sanitizer: professional swine bather

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCc8IEvh70w

well done steak

# ? Apr 10, 2015 21:48

landy.

none at all :twisted:

# ? Apr 10, 2015 21:59

literally this big: Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

Voted medium rare.

Cumt posted:

medium rare, to honour the beast

I'll get started on the gang tag.

# ? Apr 10, 2015 22:01

bacalou

rare/medium rare is ideal

# ? Apr 10, 2015 22:10

Awesome!: Ready for adventure!

ham_sanitizer posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCc8IEvh70w

well done steak

i like how they have the well done knife there, in case you cant tell

# ? Apr 10, 2015 22:11

smoobles: Can't post for 6 hours!

please permaban the person who voted well done

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# ? Apr 10, 2015 22:29

cat_herder: BE GAY
DO CRIME

I vote medium, but that's because my immune system is iffy as gently caress sometimes.

I'm aware the odds are tiny, but it makes me feel better. It's easier to cut, too.

# ? Apr 10, 2015 22:34

joke_explainer

i prefer medium rare but most places think medium rare is well done and rare is medium rare so I generally ask for rare

to be more scientific, I think about 127 to 130 degrees fahrenheit edge-to-edge is perfect

# ? Apr 10, 2015 22:38

tao of lmao

joke_explainer posted:

i prefer medium rare but most places think medium rare is well done and rare is medium rare so I generally ask for rare

to be more scientific, I think about 127 to 130 degrees fahrenheit edge-to-edge is perfect

the real problem tends to be the steak sits too long and keeps cooking. most grill guys at the big chains know what they're doing but the rest of the line will murder a steak

# ? Apr 10, 2015 22:41

Swizzbutt

I've always done medium rare or rare steaks but I've never known how to ask for a burger... any advice?

# ? Apr 10, 2015 22:53

Awesome!: Ready for adventure!

a burger is different because it's ground beef so you want it mostly cooked. some pink is ideal though

# ? Apr 10, 2015 22:55

tao of lmao

Swizzbutt posted:

I've always done medium rare or rare steaks but I've never known how to ask for a burger... any advice?

i usually say medium for burgers and will eat it at any temp as long as it's cooked

# ? Apr 10, 2015 22:55

bacalou

if you grind your meat at home you can get it pretty pink but usually at a high class burger joint you can risk a little pink

# ? Apr 10, 2015 22:56

morning wood

i order burgers medium rare

# ? Apr 10, 2015 22:56

Swizzbutt

hmm alright that makes sense, thanks. I'll apply the advice tonight I think

# ? Apr 10, 2015 22:59

a cloth map: No thanks. I'm a Government man.

I'm higher than giraffe snatch

# ? Apr 10, 2015 23:03

Swizzbutt

a cloth map posted:

I'm higher than giraffe snatch

# ? Apr 10, 2015 23:10

Pomp: by Fluffdaddy

ham_sanitizer posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCc8IEvh70w

well done steak

"angry"

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# ? Apr 10, 2015 23:27

blinking beacon nose: birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes

where the gently caress is blue

I want to know where the gently caress blue is

# ? Apr 10, 2015 23:37

blinking beacon nose: birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes

that's not how i like my steaks but i figure other people might

# ? Apr 10, 2015 23:38

Damp Star Baby: Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH

blue steaks just have this weird texture, and are not as good as medium rares

I must create a system or be enslaved by another mans; I will not reason and compare: my business is to create. - William Blake

# ? Apr 10, 2015 23:40

tao of lmao

the one acceptable well done steak :smug:

# ? Apr 10, 2015 23:55

Damp Star Baby: Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH

what is that and where do I get some

I must create a system or be enslaved by another mans; I will not reason and compare: my business is to create. - William Blake

# ? Apr 10, 2015 23:59

tao of lmao

thats some mahfuckin slow smoked brisket and i guess just hope you got a good bbq place nearby

# ? Apr 11, 2015 00:18

City of Glompton

Wertjoe posted:

Rare. That's flavor country

# ? Apr 11, 2015 00:28

Pomp: by Fluffdaddy

really fatty cuts should be cooked closer to medium so all that fat can render but rare is obviously best for anything else

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# ? Apr 11, 2015 00:33

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 04:58

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Damp Star Baby posted:

blue steaks just have this weird texture, and are not as good as medium rares

I love blue steaks but so few steak houses even know what it is. I asked for a blue steak at a steak house in Seattle and they just put blue cheese on it.

# ? Apr 11, 2015 01:31

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