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chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



TieTuesday posted:

Godzilla 2000 is basically the best because it fulfills this criteria and also the number is the biggest making him the fastest godzilla.

Dubbed version, of course.

It has perhaps the best closing line of any movie, ever.

"Maybe there's a little Godzilla… in all of us."

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A_Raving_Loon
Dec 12, 2008

Subtle
Quick to Anger
The number of monster attacks since 1954 has increased global background levels of Godzilla by 7%. :eng101:

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

TieTuesday posted:

Godzilla 2000 is basically the best because it fulfills this criteria and also the number is the biggest making him the fastest godzilla.

Naw, you want Godzilla: Final Wars. It says "Final" right in the title. THAT'S why he's the fastest in that one.


(and that's really not a joke actually, he's slimmer and a lot faster in it. And there's a crapton of fighting scenes, just mostly not featuring him.)

Mister Blunt
Feb 21, 2014

FlapWrap posted:



Just because you can destroy Tokyo doesn't mean you can do the same for physics Godzilla



These two fart-knockers approve of this .gif

That said, digging the music choices, OP. Much better than the earbleeds that ship with the cart.

FlapWrap
Feb 17, 2014

A happy chappy
Honestly the only kaiju movies I've watched were ones that MST3K were riffing.

LotsBread
Jan 4, 2013
I was informed there's a plant dino in this game

I want to see godzilla dunk a punch on that fool

kalonZombie
May 24, 2010

D&D 3.5 Book of Erotic Fantasy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1GoxU3Q2ro

Relevant to this thread's interests, maybe?

shinmai
Oct 9, 2007

CHK Instruction
If you happen to have a way of being in the U.S. and want to get into the spirit, Crackle has a few Godzilla films to stream (2000, v. Mechagodzilla 1&2, v. King Ghidorah, v. Mothra and v. Destoroyah, at least, their site is slightly horrible when it comes to browsing movies) with decent subtitles. There are midroll ads, but they aren't too frequent and are usually short-ish.
If you have money to burn, iTunes and Google Play have most of the films for digital rental, but they are dubs, which might be a either a pro or a con depending on your preference.

Alpha3KV
Mar 30, 2011

Quex Chest
Godzilla: ladies' monster

Seeing the original costume in its actual proportions really emphasizes how goofy it looked.

FlapWrap
Feb 17, 2014

A happy chappy
Well I guess if the thread's becoming all informative how about three videos about a bunch of Japanese dudes and a Godzilla suit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tul6rrrFY0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkTVjCDMb-c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvR9ZQsOeJg

Now I don't know if these guys are putting on some official Godzilla suit (the one they're using looks pretty sweet) or it's a hobby project but I think it's pretty neat, especially the first vid since it shows how much of a group effort it is to put on the suit.

EDIT: Actually while I'm at it how about these Making Of videos that I found in the related videos, unfortunately these are also in Japanese without English captions but are still pretty cool looking (there's a few bloopers too):

Godzilla vs. Space Godzilla(1994)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUr19d2M-c8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbdtBy95Zwk

FlapWrap fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Apr 12, 2015

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

kalonZombie posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1GoxU3Q2ro

Relevant to this thread's interests, maybe?

I remember first coming across this. It was a subtle nod to the fact that that year (2004) was the first time the original Japanese version of the first film was being released to American audiences for Big G's 50th birthday. Up until that point only the American edit was available, which drastically alters the story to tone down the anti-nuke message, and inserts Raymond Burr as an American reporter viewing all the events, sometimes even superimposing him into scenes, redubbed so that he seems part of everything! In the film that launched the Heisei era of Godzilla 30 years later (later released as "Godzilla: 1985" in the US), the American distributors went back to the same well and got Raymond Burr again for re-editing shenanigans! This time they considerably downplayed the subplot that Japan was a helpless pawn in the US and USSR's cold war meddling, and instead actively villainized the Soviet side of things. Also, it's painfully obvious that Dr. Pepper is one of the main money people in the US cut, due to their awkward product placements.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
So many good terrible avatar opportunities in there. I don't have the time right now but I caught some with Gooncam.



DemonTrigger
May 30, 2011

I'M MAKIN' IT GP RAIN

The only Godzilla I've watched is that godawful American one with Matthew Broderick. I do know that Godzilla apparently shows up in some actual Godzilla movie where it immediately falls in one hit because it sucks.

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.

DemonTrigger posted:

The only Godzilla I've watched is that godawful American one with Matthew Broderick. I do know that Godzilla apparently shows up in some actual Godzilla movie where it immediately falls in one hit because it sucks.
That was Godzilla: Final Wars and yes it was pretty hilarious, the Toho studios REALLY hated that Broderick movie too to the point that they actually had a shout-out to it where they called it "an inferior replication of the same mutagen" or some bullshit like that.
The new one however by Legendary Pictures was absolutely well-received by Toho and Japanese kaiju fans to the point that Namco made an entire GAME on the PS3 playing as just him. And not like "the movie the game" sort of thing it's really as in "play as three different eras of Godzilla INCLUDING THE NEW AMERICAN ONE WHO IS :krad:"

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Yeah, the Final Wars jab is pretty great. There's a ton of Kaiju in it, but only Zilla ("They took the God out of Godzilla"-Actual Toho Quote) is CG, and the rest are suit costumes*. Also, in Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla, a couple movies before that, there's some pretty pointed side jabs as well. The beginning has soldiers getting a briefing on giant monsters, and mention of Godzilla leads two dudes in the back to gossip "Didn't Godzilla also attack New York a few years back?" "No, they say that's a different, smaller monster, but the Americans thought that's who it was." Also, in that set of films, a giant turtle monster gets washed ashore, dead and beached, and there's comments about it being the sort of thing that Godzilla might eat, which I can't possibly imagine what they're alluding to.





*This is a half truth at best.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
We don't know what Godzilla eats, but we do know what Ghidorah poops.

http://www.neomonsterisland.com/tktarkv/vol1/001/001/lemonsours.htm

edit: oh my god webcomics in 2000 were so bad

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Apr 13, 2015

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

Suspect Bucket posted:

We don't know what Godzilla eats, but we do know what Ghidorah poops.

http://www.neomonsterisland.com/tktarkv/vol1/001/001/lemonsours.htm

edit: oh my god webcomics in 2000 were so bad


Oh my god I remember this :magical: I don't remember feeling any emotion other than disgust.

IT KEPT RUNNING UNTIL LAST YEAR?!

VolticSurge
Jul 23, 2013

Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.



Suspect Bucket posted:

We don't know what Godzilla eats, but we do know what Ghidorah poops.

http://www.neomonsterisland.com/tktarkv/vol1/001/001/lemonsours.htm

edit: oh my god webcomics in 2000 were so bad

You poor sod,you know that a Goon's natural genetic bloodlust gets triggered by webcomics, right? And since said webcomic's site also used to have Rule 34 Kaiju porn (I wish I was kidding),the Goons are going to go rabid. Just to warn you.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Twisted Kaiju Theater seemed so funny back in 2001. Also, there's only two kinds of candy that come with Godzilla figures for no real reason--those little lemon sours you saw there, and these bigger ones that pretty much are just a Tums wrapped individually. I have no idea why there'd always be one of those in the box with the godzilla toy, but there was.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Choco1980 posted:

Twisted Kaiju Theater seemed so funny back in 2001. Also, there's only two kinds of candy that come with Godzilla figures for no real reason--those little lemon sours you saw there, and these bigger ones that pretty much are just a Tums wrapped individually. I have no idea why there'd always be one of those in the box with the godzilla toy, but there was.

Because they are delicious. It's basically just sugar and citric acid.

TieTuesday
Sep 10, 2013

SODA TIME
This thread now has both a definitely good and cool game a lot of nice facts and also webcomics which are great and accepted here nice I'm loving this

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.

TieTuesday posted:

This thread now has both a definitely good and cool game a lot of nice facts and also webcomics which are great and accepted here nice I'm loving this
Honestly the only thing that's left is to turn into a MEGAKAIJU THREAD of terrible Godzilla games.


spoilers 95% of them are all terrible

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

TieTuesday posted:

This thread now has both a definitely good and cool game a lot of nice facts and also webcomics which are great and accepted here nice I'm loving this

You knew exactly how this was going to go down.

TieTuesday
Sep 10, 2013

SODA TIME

FinalGamer posted:

Honestly the only thing that's left is to turn into a MEGAKAIJU THREAD of terrible Godzilla games.


spoilers 95% of them are all terrible

this will not be a megathread this is my goddamn idiot boatship no mutinys on my watch

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.

TieTuesday posted:

this will not be a megathread this is my goddamn idiot boatship no mutonys on my watch



Alpha3KV posted:

Godzilla: ladies' monster

Seeing the original costume in its actual proportions really emphasizes how goofy it looked.
Agreed, cuz oh my god they made so many of them.








The beast is truly a Renaissance Man of many talents uncharted as of yet.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

FinalGamer posted:

Honestly the only thing that's left is to turn into a MEGAKAIJU THREAD of terrible Godzilla games.


spoilers 95% of them are all terrible

:eng101: Well, I always could try to bring back my attempt at a lp of the first NES Godzilla game, which died on delivery because the levels are so drat boring to present, even if they're fun to play. Plus, I know a LOT about Kaiju games in general so would always be eager to co-commentate...


TieTuesday posted:

this will not be a megathread this is my goddamn idiot boatship no mutinys on my watch

Oh. :eng99:


Unrelated, but I still haven't received a response to the :ducksiren: secret assignment call :ducksiren:

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



Choco1980 posted:

I remember first coming across this. It was a subtle nod to the fact that that year (2004) was the first time the original Japanese version of the first film was being released to American audiences for Big G's 50th birthday. Up until that point only the American edit was available, which drastically alters the story to tone down the anti-nuke message, and inserts Raymond Burr as an American reporter viewing all the events, sometimes even superimposing him into scenes, redubbed so that he seems part of everything! I

The first film's anti-nuke message is really complicated. Like, nuclear testing awakens Godzilla, and is bad. And the attack on Tokyo calls back to Hiroshima. But at the same time, the film portrays the invention and use of a new weapon even deadlier than a nuke as heroic.

But, further going into "complicated", it ends with him destroying all his notes and committing suicide so that no-one else can use it.

If I had to nail things down, I'd say that the film is less opposed to the initial use of nuclear weapons in wartime than it is to the continuous testing of new weapons. Which is really interesting from a Japanese director.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
While much about the mythos behind Godzilla is up for debate (for example, the long standing line from Toho that they named ol' Gorilla-Whale after a nickname a fat employee-who has never been named seems far less likely than it being carefully selected by a boardroom of producers) the anti-nuke message is definitely not ambiguous in the film. It IS interesting that they take the stance that science marches ever on, and it's the responsibility of the inventors to keep weapons of mass destruction out of the hands of those who would actually use them, images such as the rows of radiation-damaged victims of the monster, or the very obvious parallels to the Lucky Dragon No. 5 incident that happened that very year are about as heavy handed a message as you can get. The original film is very much a deep look at the post-WWII society Japan had become, as well as echoes of the previous generation of culture as well. Don't get me wrong, I love the standard it became of dudes in monster suits wrestling, but the original is a very sobering sociological message movie, and shouldn't be ignored as such.

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010
This might be a good place for this, I suppose.

When I was a kid I distinctly remember playing a Kaiju-style monster game, on either the Sega Genesis or the NES. Unlike every other Godzilla or similar game I have been able to find on the net, it wasn't a side-scrolling beat-em-up, it was played at 3/4s angle as your giant monster stomped all over a city, getting slammed into buildings, throwing parts of buildings, bridges, trains, etc. I have no idea what the game was called or which system it was for, other than the fact that I know I had only those two systems at the time and it was available for rental in Iowa in the mid-nineties.

If you've ever played it and remember the name, pass it on please. I'd love to play it again.

Lynx Winters
May 1, 2003

Borderlawns: The Treehouse of Pandora
King of the Monsters?

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010

Lynx Winters posted:

King of the Monsters?

I may have just played this to see if it was it.

I'm reasonably certain I played that one, but I don't think it's the one I'm thinking of.

Midnight Raider
Apr 26, 2010

It may have been King of the Monsters II, which involves a lot more building-throwing and wandering around beating things up, and also looks pretty different.

inthesto
May 12, 2010

Pro is an amazing name!
This is a good game and I look forward to seeing it at Evo this year

ps - what are those banging beats on the world map screen

shinmai
Oct 9, 2007

CHK Instruction

inthesto posted:

ps - what are those banging beats on the world map screen

If by map screen you mean the dialog in the beginning, it's "Vagrancy" by Force of Nature. The "jauntering around the city theme" is "loading zone" by the same artist.

Madithen
Oct 30, 2010

You don't look well, sir. Are you alright?

TieTuesday posted:

The pixel artist for the SNES had a terrible fear of drawing the bottom of Godzilla's feet or else this would have definitely been added.

I am not afraid.

Lights
Dec 9, 2007

Lights, the Peacock King, First of His Name.

Madithen posted:

I am not afraid.



This is brilliant. Well done.

shinmai
Oct 9, 2007

CHK Instruction

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.

Madithen posted:

I am not afraid.


Madithen is officially the king of Kaiju.

FlapWrap
Feb 17, 2014

A happy chappy

Madithen posted:

I am not afraid.



Well done, your prize is a weekend at Godzilla's summer home.

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TheJayOfSpade
Jun 21, 2012

The Thread was destroyed,
but hey, what can you do?
So far this Super Godzilla Special Edition is stacking up to be the best PS4 exclusive.

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