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adrenaline_junket
May 29, 2005
gotta get a rush!

Rougey posted:

Actually, a lot of companies had unassuming names so that when they popped up on the credit card bill the missus wouldn’t know :haw:

There was a docudrama movie made about the online porn billing industry called Middle Men that covered this exact premise.

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Jake Armitage
Dec 11, 2004

+69 Pimp

pentyne posted:

they can get shut down if someone shows up for an inspection and finds even the slightest irregularity.

Years ago I did a brief consulting job for one of the largest porn companies here in LA. One day, inspections were happening, and it was amazing to me that all the porn companies in the valley were keeping each other in the loop about which places just got inspected, where the inspectors were, etc. I was really impressed with how supportive and protective they are of their industry. But that day was terrifying to me. All the regulars were on edge, and the air was thick with anxiety. I was just like, gently caress this can I come back next week? Those inspections are no joke.

Anyway, I had lunch with the head of that company and not only would you never guess the guy was involved in porn, I couldn't even believe he was involved in business. Super nice, super shy and quiet. All the business people were serious and legit, but when you got down to the directors' offices, a lot of them were douchebags of the highest order. One in particular made my stomach turn. But the business side is just business.

I went to the AVN expo a LONG time ago, and that's a major poo poo show. But I also went to Internext a few years after that, and it's really just a bunch of ISPs and hardware reps. The Internet side of things really seems to be a lot like any other tech business -- only with actual, you know, revenue.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

adrenaline_junket posted:

There was a docudrama movie made about the online porn billing industry called Middle Men that covered this exact premise.
Which was 99% pure bullshit.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Rougey posted:

Actually, a lot of companies had unassuming names so that when they popped up on the credit card bill the missus wouldn’t know :haw:

Hard to explain a forced to gay charge on the credit bill.

adrenaline_junket
May 29, 2005
gotta get a rush!

John Big Booty posted:

Which was 99% pure bullshit.

Indeed! Christopher Mallick was known for embellishing and deceiving people in his business, including stealing money from one company to help finance the film. Was still entertaining enough.

Inoran
Jan 20, 2001

gret posted:

So I guess Mark Cuban actually sells 3 commas merchandise: http://shop.markcuban.com/universal-symbol-for-a-billionaire-tee-dark/



This was such a great episode. Hanneman definitely has to be based on Cuban - outside of the broadcast.com/radio on the internet thing, Hanneman's story about hitting a billion dollars was almost word for word taken from something Cuban had said in the past, save for the nutting all over the cushions bit.

Mark Cuban posted:

The billion was, "I can't loving believe it." Literally, I was sitting in front of a computer, naked, hitting the refresh because we were close, waiting until my net worth hit that billion when the stock price got to a certain point, and then I kinda screamed and jumped around and then got dressed.

http://valleywag.gawker.com/mark-cuban-celebrated-his-first-billion-by-hitting-refr-1614785682

TheBlackVegetable
Oct 29, 2006

Jake Armitage posted:

But the business side is just business.

I went to the AVN expo a LONG time ago, and that's a major poo poo show. But I also went to Internext a few years after that, and it's really just a bunch of ISPs and hardware reps. The Internet side of things really seems to be a lot like any other tech business -- only with actual, you know, revenue.

Naturally - it doesn't matter if the data flying around is financial services, health records or cum filled sluts - its all binary on the backend and the storage and transfer is essentially the same deal.

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate

pzy posted:

I thought the vanilla porn company names were a nod to Manwin AKA MindGeek - the most unassuming names for a multinational billion dollar porn distributer.

MindGeek isn't in the Valley, it's in Montreal and Luxembourg for some reason. Which is somehow worse the the Valley.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

sbaldrick posted:

MindGeek isn't in the Valley, it's in Montreal and Luxembourg for some reason. Which is somehow worse the the Valley.

The other Silicon Valley.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

EugeneJ posted:

I'm happy Russ is showing vulnerability and not just walking all over everyone.

He's dealing with a lot of important problems right now, it's bound to take a toll on the psyche.

Jonny
Dec 31, 2005

Inoran posted:



This was such a great episode. Hanneman definitely has to be based on Cuban - outside of the broadcast.com/radio on the internet thing, Hanneman's story about hitting a billion dollars was almost word for word taken from something Cuban had said in the past, save for the nutting all over the cushions bit.


http://valleywag.gawker.com/mark-cuban-celebrated-his-first-billion-by-hitting-refr-1614785682

Holy poo poo. This is great. I've seen several people comment how they don't like Hanneman cause he's just not believable. I'll show them this next time.

"They'll probably put me on their 'close-but-no-cigar-list', which is ironic because I smoke a gently caress TON of cigars. Why the gently caress do I buy so many cigars!?"

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Another Russ Hanneman tidbit I found funny from recode

quote:

But the best insider joke might have been lost entirely on the general audience. When Richard meets Russ at that fancy bar, then steps outside to scold him about the direction in which his car doors open? That is clearly the Rosewood.

The what? It’s a Silicon Valley hotel notorious for its hookup culture. Russ, we can presume, is a regular.

Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe

Jonny posted:

Holy poo poo. This is great. I've seen several people comment how they don't like Hanneman cause he's just not believable

Which is crazy, I have a couple friends who act like this and they aren't even in the two comma club

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Hed posted:

Which is crazy, I have a couple friends who act like this and they aren't even in the two comma club
And you're friends with them because?

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

John Big Booty posted:

And you're friends with them because?

Seriously their car doors don't even open like "THIS" or "THIS."

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
I'm beginning to wonder if the douchebag quotient for 'doors that open like *this* or ~this~' is why so many of the non-comma club drive Jeep Wranglers with the doors taken off.

kloa
Feb 14, 2007


BIG HEADLINE posted:

I'm beginning to wonder if the douchebag quotient for 'doors that open like *this* or ~this~' is why so many of the non-comma club drive Jeep Wranglers with the doors taken off.

:monocle:

Jake Armitage
Dec 11, 2004

+69 Pimp

Jonny posted:

I've seen several people comment how they don't like Hanneman cause he's just not believable.

God drat, lucky bastards. They're welcome to sit in my office for a day. All you can eat douchebag.

Or hell, just go outside. Hanneman is actually one of the most authentic characters I've seen on tv in a long time.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Chris Knight posted:

HAHAHA, awesome, I was laughing too hard during that scene to hear the music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FEDrU85FLE

The song is even more hilarious when you realize they're miming to a RHCP sample.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERy0CMpyMwY

A comment on that video says it best: One section of a small, not-very-well-known, jam-like song from the RHCP is another band's whole career.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

sticklefifer posted:

A comment on that video says it best: One section of a small, not-very-well-known, jam-like song from the RHCP is another band's whole career.

I always thought that song would be taken more seriously if the Chili Peppers had done it and changed nothing.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Or if Budgie did that. No wait that's Around the World.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

sticklefifer posted:

A comment on that video says it best: One section of a small, not-very-well-known, jam-like song from the RHCP is another band's whole career.

Not to derail but I always loved that song because it is Flea on trumpet.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Jake Armitage posted:

God drat, lucky bastards. They're welcome to sit in my office for a day. All you can eat douchebag.

Or hell, just go outside. Hanneman is actually one of the most authentic characters I've seen on tv in a long time.

Lots of the negative griping from SV types like founders is how the HBO show is just a exaggeration.

They never act that narcissistic or arrogant in real life.

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer

etalian posted:

Lots of the negative griping from SV types like founders is how the HBO show is just a exaggeration.

They never act that narcissistic or arrogant in real life.

Are there more quotes than Elon Musk back in the day? Because, I'm gonna say it again, this show tones down a lot of poo poo.

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.
The hacker news and tech bubble threads in YOSPOS are pretty entertaining reading if you think this show is exaggerated.

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer

Pope Guilty posted:

The hacker news and tech bubble threads in YOSPOS are pretty entertaining reading if you think this show is exaggerated.

For reference:
Tech Bubble - http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3686720
Hacker News - http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3620458

Basically any part of this show that seems "ridiculous" is generally the most rooted in reality. "Silicon Valley is like Florence in the renaissance" was the title of the tech bubble thread for a long time, comparing tech leaders to Jew in the Holocaust was basically word-for-word from a real thing, the Jared's rambling "blog post" from the Pied Piper website about harassment was mistaken for a real company's post, etc...

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
The most realistic thing is the premise of the drat show:

A young guy creates something great and tries to monetize it but has no loving clue how and gets in way too far over his head.

adrenaline_junket
May 29, 2005
gotta get a rush!

Spoeank posted:

The most realistic thing is the premise of the drat show:

A young guy creates something great and tries to monetize it but has no loving clue how and gets in way too far over his head.

I agree. That sentiment might have been true back in the earlier roots of silicon valley, but its certainly not the case now. Today, there is so much info out there, that working out all the moving parts is pretty easy. SO Richard really should have his poo poo more together. Even the most introverted of people know how to stand up for themselves and dig in. These guys have been pretty pussy when it seems out of character. Remember Richard's character development when he had to confront Arnold in season 1? Apparently he forgot about it when he was at Homicide's headquarters.

TheBalor
Jun 18, 2001

adrenaline_junket posted:

I agree. That sentiment might have been true back in the earlier roots of silicon valley, but its certainly not the case now. Today, there is so much info out there, that working out all the moving parts is pretty easy. SO Richard really should have his poo poo more together. Even the most introverted of people know how to stand up for themselves and dig in. These guys have been pretty pussy when it seems out of character. Remember Richard's character development when he had to confront Arnold in season 1? Apparently he forgot about it when he was at Homicide's headquarters.

I feel like Ehrlich is a big reason why they gently caress up so much. Richard takes his cues about aggressive negotiation from Ehrlich, whether he would like to admit it or not.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

ultramiraculous posted:

For reference:
Tech Bubble - http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3686720
Hacker News - http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3620458

Basically any part of this show that seems "ridiculous" is generally the most rooted in reality. "Silicon Valley is like Florence in the renaissance" was the title of the tech bubble thread for a long time, comparing tech leaders to Jew in the Holocaust was basically word-for-word from a real thing, the Jared's rambling "blog post" from the Pied Piper website about harassment was mistaken for a real company's post, etc...

It's also hilariously crazy, failed startup Crinkle setup a vending machine that gave out free cash at UC Berkley to promote their app.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

quote:

BLACKMAILED INTO GAY

Had me rolling. Welcome to the left-hand path.

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer
Made some more gifs:





We have fun here at Brutalized Assholes!

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself
Poop on my Wife had me loving dying,

This show does dick jokes and poop jokes so loving well and I don't understand why

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

Grump posted:

I don't understand why

Mike Judge.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Grump posted:

Poop on my Wife had me loving dying,

This show does dick jokes and poop jokes so loving well and I don't understand why

"poo poo-filled anal wasteland" is the insult of the century imo.

TNG
Jan 4, 2001

by Lowtax
I'm fond of "You look like a ferret that gave up on itself 6 months ago" myself.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

TNG posted:

I'm fond of "You look like a ferret that gave up on itself 6 months ago" myself.

You look like someone starved a virgin to death

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


The Dave posted:

Mike Judge.

I'm convinced there isn't another human alive that can do bathroom jokes or lampoon archetypes better than Mike Judge. The dude is one of a kind.

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007
Was trivago inspired by aviato?

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BexGu
Jan 9, 2004

This fucking day....

NESguerilla posted:

I'm convinced there isn't another human alive that can do bathroom jokes or lampoon archetypes better than Mike Judge. The dude is one of a kind.

Cross over with Veep where the two shows characters just swear at each other in new and creative ways.

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