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The Desert is a great place to get in a fight because the ground isn't hard and it looks like there's a lot riding on the fight.
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Me watching a fight on the street: Awesome. Hell yeah. World Star.
Me seeing a fight in the desert: Get me the President.
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Apr 16, 2015 03:07
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Also you don't have to bring your own sand.
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You can do all sorts of tricks in the desert. As long as they don't involve more than 2 things.
Chef Shimi fucked around with this message at 03:21 on Apr 16, 2015
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Apr 16, 2015 03:10
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Money saving tip: Instead of going to the beach to get sand just go to the desert. There's more of it and it's free.
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Apr 16, 2015 03:34
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Snoopy: Look at this idiot poser, he has no identity and sleeps in a posh home.
Spike: Keeping it real, sleeping on a cactus, real bohemian. A survivor
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Apr 16, 2015 03:36
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sometimes when the itch hits me - I take a canteen, my spaniel, and a book of Jim Morrison poetry into the Mojave, so yeah I know a little something about the desert.
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Apr 16, 2015 03:45
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My son, have you tried mirages? You get exercise, fresh air, completely hosed up on dehydration and exhaustion, society having forgotten you ages ago and no hope for survival? You'll think you're in a Far Side comic, believe.
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Apr 16, 2015 03:56
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the best part is you can actually use pieces of the desert to throw in your opponents eyes.
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Apr 16, 2015 04:07
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Play a funny prank on your friends by driving 1 hour out into the middle of the desert, saying that you meant to say you were going to get desert, not dessert
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Apr 16, 2015 04:15
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Money saving tip: Instead of going to the beach to get sand just go to the desert. There's more of it and it's free.
this is bullshit
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Apr 16, 2015 04:50
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there are packs of children roaming deserts across the world and nobody knows why
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Apr 16, 2015 04:58
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the children often construct castles, but an empire of sand falls almost as quickly as it is built.
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Apr 16, 2015 04:59
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everyone who knows anything about sand knows that the higher quality of beach sand alone is worth its price.
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Apr 16, 2015 04:59
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everyone who knows anything about sand knows that the higher quality of beach sand alone is worth its price.
the price of oceanic erosion is too high, my friend
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Apr 16, 2015 05:00
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compared to the noble deserted children (a pun which, i might add, they came up with on their own) a beach child is a beastly thing. almost feral.
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Apr 16, 2015 05:01
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ypure never going to find grains of desert sand composed of corals or seashe;ls. psh. fly away troll.
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Apr 16, 2015 05:02
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If you're scared of sharks but love the beach well you're in luck. The desert doesn't have sharks but it does have sand. And sand sharks probably don't exist.
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Apr 16, 2015 05:02
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desert is to beach what mad max: fury road is to waterworld.
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Apr 16, 2015 05:04
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build a house in the middle of the desert
instantly worth 4 times as much as a beach front house,
as you have beach to all four sides
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Apr 16, 2015 05:05
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just build a sphinx house but have it riding a surf board for the lulz
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Apr 16, 2015 05:08
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compared to the noble deserted children (a pun which, i might add, they came up with on their own) a beach child is a beastly thing. almost feral.
wandering packs of groms are a serious issue where i come from. they go through lineup in packs, snaking waves, deliberately dropping in on people riding others. its absolute carnage.
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Apr 16, 2015 05:11
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lost in the desert with no hope in sight, i carry out my partner's final wish: we wet the sand with the last of our water and make him a mermaid like joey on friends. we say our last goodbye and wait for the vultures in silence.
https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png
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Apr 16, 2015 05:24
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lost in the desert with no hope in sight, i carry out my partner's final wish: we wet the sand with the last of our water and make him a mermaid like joey on friends. we say our last goodbye and wait for the vultures in silence.
lol
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Apr 16, 2015 05:32
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in the desert it's always low tide
everyone in the idf must die
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ive been through the desert on a horse with no name. i guess the desert doesnt have a name either. sometimes they do though? 
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Apr 16, 2015 06:30
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explorer: [skipping through desert as if it were a grassy meadow] aaaaaahhh man so goood gotta name this one
explorer: [trudging through a bad desert] borrrrrrrrrrriiiiiinnnngg 
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Apr 16, 2015 06:33
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The Sonoran Desert got its name from a misunderstanding, what the guy actually said was "I don't know what to call it, it was so boring I was snorin' all the way through".
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the children often construct castles, but an empire of sand falls almost as quickly as it is built.
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Apr 16, 2015 12:09
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the desert is great because you have to bring your own water. that means you're never more than a step away from fresh delicious water. unless you run out.
but then you can just squeeze a cactus if you run out... very manly. doesn't always get you water but total respect.
wtf
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Apr 16, 2015 12:22
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This is why gladiatorial arenas were lined with sand
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I like the beach so much people call me a sand honkey 
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Nice things about the desert: very few alligators
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Life's a beach, and then you dry.
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Florida: if you are close to a medium sized body of water, there's a 80% chance a large carnivorous reptile lives nearby
Arizona: what's an alligator lol
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