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every summer i trek to the desert with a giant bindle just so i have stuff to line my driveway and front steps when it gets icey
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- Dr Cheeto
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Cactus: "hey bro are you thirsty??? I work my whole life storing drinkable water inside of myself!"
Spanish moss: "I make a home for bugs that want to burrow into your skin  "
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Apr 16, 2015 13:44
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if you run into a sentient cactus just ask for directions. don't squeeze the life water out of it like a freakin uncultured Dune man
If you do barter successfully for water from the cactus, be sure to pay field rates
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Apr 16, 2015 14:46
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if you run into a sentient cactus just ask for directions. don't squeeze the life water out of it like a freakin uncultured Dune man
i signpost my enemies to their doom (antlions)
 thank u bacalou
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Apr 16, 2015 15:19
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- Stormyish
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the desert's so cool it's got snakes that go sideways
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Apr 16, 2015 17:16
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- Diqnol
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Contrary to popular belief, the desert is not full of life giving spice. Please do not search the desert for pockets of life giving spice.
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Apr 16, 2015 23:29
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I learned that desert and dessert are different things the hard way. dont try and eat a desert, they aren't tasty at all.
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Apr 16, 2015 23:32
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- Diqnol
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Doing cartwheels in the desert makes you go really fast. This is the current theory on why the desert children have yet to be apprehended.
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Apr 16, 2015 23:33
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- Orions Lord
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I want a desert now.
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Apr 17, 2015 14:51
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by sebmojo
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egyptian pharaohs kept cool while traveling in the desert by traveling in the shade a fat slave's shadow. shadow slaves were bred specifically for this purpose.
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by sebmojo
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nope
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Apr 17, 2015 18:38
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p sure they kept cool by sporting pro headgear 
it also made them white apparently. huh
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Apr 17, 2015 18:42
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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The more the slave cushion the better shadow pushin
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it also made them white apparently. huh
lol
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