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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
put oil or grease all over your money notes/coins so when you pay for things and hand over your money

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Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013

firebomb abortion clinics

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
this isn't a joke some dude just handed me some oily money

pram
Jun 10, 2001
:smugmrgw:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Squinty Applebottom posted:

firebomb abortion clinics

eXXXtreme

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

:pram:

pram
Jun 10, 2001
:five:

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx
These oily monies show the true face of how acne-infested our forefathers actually were.

Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010

echinopsis posted:

this isn't a joke some dude just handed me some oily money

that wasn't oil

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
greasiest fuckin jizz I've ever encountered

Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx
Cashier: That will be one hundred dollars.
Me: *places a handful of grease on the counter and walks away, dues fully paid*

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

echinopsis posted:

greasiest fuckin jizz I've ever encountered

me irl

Phoning It In
Oct 17, 2010
don't trust a man who keeps his change in his wallet

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
what

BANME.sh
Jan 23, 2008

What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??
Grimey Drawer

echinopsis posted:

this isn't a joke some dude just handed me some oily money

do you work as a cashier or something.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I receive money in exchange for drugs yes

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




lol

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
Hi. I'm Mike. I work as a automotive repair technician and specialize in axle greasing. When I get off work, I collect my pay in person, this is a money shot for me. I ain't got time for deposits to clear.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

echinopsis posted:

this isn't a joke some dude just handed me some oily money

how is ol w. liking retirement?

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat

echinopsis posted:

put oil or grease all over your money notes/coins so when you pay for things and hand over your money

whoa, this optimizes the speed of payment so that there is less friction when removing the bills from your wallet, thank you for this valuable time saving tip that echinopses hate

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

echinopsis posted:

this isn't a joke some dude just handed me some oily money

rear end pennies

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
heh

a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012

echinopsis posted:

I receive money in exchange for drugs yes

stop hawking shrooms Echhopenis :goshawk:

disclaimer for New Zealand feds: SA poster echinopsis has never tried to personally sell me any illegal substances, please don't throw him in jail

a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012
'New Zealand feds'

























neds

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




ur mother

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
i asked both of our NZ policemen and teh policewoman and they are OK with it OP

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk
good tip for a bro life

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



i don't carry a wallet i keep all my money in a big jar of vegetable oil

BANME.sh
Jan 23, 2008

What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??
Grimey Drawer
sometimes as a joke i like to leave 3 oily coins in a store labeled 1, 2, and 4.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

text me

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Ocrassus posted:

stop hawking shrooms Echhopenis :goshawk:

disclaimer for New Zealand feds: SA poster echinopsis has never tried to personally sell me any illegal substances, please don't throw him in jail

people
come and ask me for drugs not the other way around. yesterday a dude wanted me to
sell
him Viagra. I told him no. also later someone asked for codeine and if they could take it through customs. I said declare it.

I'm somewhat of a
bad drug dealer

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

Squinty Applebottom posted:

firebomb abortion clinics

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Cat Face Joe posted:

i don't carry a wallet i keep all my money in a big jar of vegetable oil

lol

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a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012

echinopsis posted:

people
come and ask me for drugs not the other way around. yesterday a dude wanted me to
sell
him Viagra. I told him no. also later someone asked for codeine and if they could take it through customs. I said declare it.

I'm somewhat of a
bad drug dealer

yes. Viagra? codeine? can't rave on that poo poo you do deal terrible drugs

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