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what's a coffee? i dont think we have that in finland
you can pry my coffee from my cold dead mouth
have you tried drinkin something warm?
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I thought, whilst drinking coffee today, "I want to find the coffee thoughts thread and bump it!"
and so... I did.
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May 5, 2015 15:06
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On my way to getting some right now in fact
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May 5, 2015 15:09
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coffee thots
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May 5, 2015 15:23
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when drinking my morning coffee today, I was thinking about what to write about next in my exam paper.
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May 5, 2015 15:40
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coffee update: life saving miracle juice
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May 5, 2015 15:47
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Ever forget that you didn't forget the coffee machine on?
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May 5, 2015 16:43
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May 5, 2015 17:02
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birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
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drinking tea right now you assholes
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May 5, 2015 19:35
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birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
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but I did have coffee this morning
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May 5, 2015 19:35
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having an afternoon loving coffee!! 
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May 5, 2015 21:07
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Coffee thoughts:
Gotta Poop
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May 5, 2015 22:46
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Gonna drink half a cup of coffee and then get a refill when I get bored like Jayne in the Firefly pilot episode.
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May 5, 2015 22:57
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The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.
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TOday i went to the dentist, and got my mouth all numb. Then, without thinking, i got coffee, and realized that every time i took a drink that all the coffee dribbled out of the numb side of my mouth. I didn't realize what was happening until my shirt was wet, and everyone saw. Someone literally thought I was having a stroke. By the time the local anesthetic wore off, my coffee was cold. it was a bad day.
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May 6, 2015 04:23
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that breakfast sausage sure was greasy! - coffe thought
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May 6, 2015 13:50
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this morning i was tired, then i drank coffee, then i wasn't tired anymore. coffee: a miracle drug?
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May 6, 2015 14:58
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The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.
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...or addictive new adrenaline booster, easily weaponizable by the cartels? news at eleven
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May 6, 2015 15:19
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has coffee science gone too far?
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May 6, 2015 15:47
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Iced Coffee Thought: I think I'll check BYOB (i'm drinking iced coffee right now)
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May 6, 2015 15:57
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May 6, 2015 16:25
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how "exact" is the expiration date on eggs?
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May 6, 2015 16:25
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One day nearer spring
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Coffe thought: imagine an egg hatching inside of your stomach and the confused little chic pecking it's way out of your body as if you were some monster or a whale and the chic was Jonah or a smaller monster that needed to escape
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May 6, 2015 17:05
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The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.
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pro tip: you're supposed to crack the eggs before you eat them
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May 6, 2015 17:14
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Coffe thought: imagine an egg hatching inside of your stomach and the confused little chic pecking it's way out of your body as if you were some monster or a whale and the chic was Jonah or a smaller monster that needed to escape
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May 6, 2015 19:47
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Coffe thought: imagine an egg hatching inside of your stomach and the confused little chic pecking it's way out of your body as if you were some monster or a whale and the chic was Jonah or a smaller monster that needed to escape
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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O_o
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May 7, 2015 02:32
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havin a decaf
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May 7, 2015 04:38
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How To Get Awake And Productive Early, Read More To Learn The One Trick Unions Hate
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May 7, 2015 08:20
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my coffee this morning thought I was going to drink it and it was right
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May 7, 2015 14:09
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I wonder what coffee beans think... are they excited to know they're going on a trip through the digestive system? or do they dread it?
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May 7, 2015 14:30
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Is there wild coffee that's really bad tasting and stuff?
You know, the way wild bananas are green and full of seeds...
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May 7, 2015 15:10
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The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.
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Is there wild coffee that's really bad tasting and stuff?
You know, the way wild bananas are green and full of seeds...
not really. instead of evolving the plant, like turning disgusting bananas into delicious bananas, we evolved our tastes to like the disgusting taste of coffee. like, think about the first time you ever had just a black cup of coffee. it was nasty
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May 7, 2015 15:29
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I wonder what coffee beans think... are they excited to know they're going on a trip through the digestive system? or do they dread it?
reminds me of this old folk song about barley (with a famous version by Traffic), they personify the barley as John Barleycorn and they talk about all the horrible things people do to poor John Barleycorn
quote:There were three men came out of the West,
Their fortunes for to try,
And these three men made a solemn vow:
John Barleycorn must die.
They've ploughed, they've sown, they've harrowed him in,
Threw clods upon his head,
And these three men made a solemn vow:
John Barleycorn was dead.
They've let him lie for a very long time,
Till the rains from heaven did fall,
And little Sir John sprung up his head,
And so amazed them all.
They've let him stand till midsummer's day,
Till he looked both pale and wan,
And little Sir John's grown a long, long beard,
And so become a man.
They've hired men with the scythes so sharp,
To cut him off at the knee,
They've rolled him and tied him by the way,
Serving him most barbarously.
They've hired men with the sharp pitchforks,
Who pricked him to the heart,
And the loader he has served him worse than that,
For he's bound him to the cart
They've wheeled him around and around the field,
Till they came unto a barn,
And there they made a solemn oath,
On poor John Barleycorn.
They've hired men with the crab-tree sticks,
To cut him skin from bone,
And the miller he has served him worse than that,
For he's ground him between two stones.
And little Sir John and the nut-brown bowl,
And he's brandy in the glass;
And little Sir John and the nut-brown bowl,
Proved the strongest man at last.
The huntsman, he can't hunt the fox,
Nor so loudly to blow his horn,
And the tinker he can't mend kettle nor pot,
Without a little Barleycorn
wonder if there could be a similar thing about coffe? 
ty manifisto
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I make 3+ large cups of coffee every day in my mug but I almost never wash it. it's my faithful friend and I neglect it.
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washing your dishes is a good thing to do.
I'm laying in bed too lazy to get up and make breakfast.
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