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about my sex life but i need help getting started |
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Apr 19, 2015 17:02
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with the sex life, not the blog |
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Apr 19, 2015 17:03
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any volunteers? |
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Apr 19, 2015 17:03
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O.K.
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Apr 19, 2015 17:03
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Bwee posted:O.K. hell yeah. how willing to travel are you and would say you are a man, a woman, or something else? |
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Apr 19, 2015 17:05
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not at all, and it doesn't matter
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Apr 19, 2015 17:06
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also to make this blog successful, i will need more than one entry. everyone is welcome. |
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Apr 19, 2015 17:06
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lol
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Apr 19, 2015 17:06
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OP here is a Man however it's curious, your motivations and perspective regarding this blog Commie NedFlanders fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Apr 19, 2015 ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ |
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Apr 19, 2015 17:08
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Bwee posted:not at all, and it doesn't matter so it looks like the first entry will be about mystery sex that i traveled to the east coast (iirc) for. "Dear Sexiary [that's the name of the blog], today a genius PhD Neruoscientist and overall dreamboat strong powerful IK of the byob community decided to get my sex life started. I don't even know if he's a he or a she! and I can'tr wait to find out...judging by his posting stuyle, he'll be firm, but gentle." |
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Apr 19, 2015 17:09
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Commie NedFlanders posted:OP I am a Man i just feel like i can help people...my perspective is curious, open to anything, and highly inexperienced...i think i can provide a unique perspective as an outsider |
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Apr 19, 2015 17:10
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lol
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Apr 19, 2015 17:11
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ham_sanitizer posted:i just feel like i can help people...my perspective is curious, open to anything, and highly inexperienced...i think i can provide a unique perspective as an outsider you say you are highly inexperienced, yet you can help people? care to elaborate? also don't misquote my posts plz ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ |
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Apr 19, 2015 17:11
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ham_sanitizer posted:so it looks like the first entry will be about mystery sex that i traveled to the east coast (iirc) for. lmao this is like a 50 shades of grey diary. also bwee should start a poll "am i a man or a woman?" probate losers and give winners a prize.
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Apr 19, 2015 17:13
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Commie NedFlanders posted:you say you are highly inexperienced, yet you can help people? care to elaborate? there are plenty of other highly inexperienced peopple who are looking for someone to provide a beginners perspective on sex lives...as an incredibly articulate inexperienced guy, i can provide this. post correctly the first time then. |
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Apr 19, 2015 17:13
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ham_sanitizer posted:also to make this blog successful, i will need more than one entry. everyone is welcome. Haha. entry. Like, entry in a sex way, maybe |
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Apr 19, 2015 17:15
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maybe, but maybe not
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Apr 19, 2015 17:16
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Haha. entry. Like, entry in a sex way, maybe thanks for tthe idea, i will use that in the blog...it';ll be like: "Entry 1: (lol like the first time my wiener entered" then again, maybe i shall get entered. who knows! |
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Apr 19, 2015 17:16
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ham_sanitizer posted:there are plenty of other highly inexperienced peopple who are looking for someone to provide a beginners perspective on sex lives...as an incredibly articulate inexperienced guy, i can provide this.  welcome ham_sanitizer ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ |
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Apr 19, 2015 17:19
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Lol
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Apr 19, 2015 18:09
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update: i have entered a contest to receive sexual favors from dogcrash truther, so depending on my skills i will have another entry: "Dear Sexiary, today I entered a contest to receive sexual favors from extremely powerful and wise forums poster dogcrash truther...what a delight!! i must troll gbs insanely hard to win, because i am up against senior fyad reg and noted troll INRI, who has been practicing his caresalting skills for many years...i can almost taste victory however, because I am so motivated." |
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Apr 19, 2015 19:15
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I'll volunteer, but it has to be sight unseen
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Apr 19, 2015 20:57
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Dear Sexiary... another day, another volunteer! landy has volunteered,, and he carries the sexy conteat winner bage. i am all horned up just thinking about our enfounter, and the pillow talk about what posters and iks we like aftwr |
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Apr 19, 2015 21:01
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i think to spice the blog up, i should try some crazy insane sex things-- it'll be like a book projecrt where a professor with no experience decides to try cage fihgting (a reeal book) not sure what crazy things to try but considering: -intercourse while on an illegal drug -group intercourse -doggystyle -intercourse where someone hurts me, but i like it |
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Apr 20, 2015 00:21
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i could poke you with a fork if that helps
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Apr 20, 2015 00:24
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are you voluteering? if you poke me with a fork while making fun of my peeniss that would count (i don't even have to have my peenis out, you could make fun of it anyway) |
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Apr 20, 2015 00:25
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ham_sanitizer posted:are you voluteering? if you poke me with a fork while making fun of my peeniss that would count (i don't even have to have my peenis out, you could make fun of it anyway) ok i'm on board
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Apr 20, 2015 00:26
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i just asked hubby and he said ok as long as it's nothing weird
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Apr 20, 2015 00:27
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Dear sexiary, exciting news: one of the kindest sweetest posters on byob has offered me someting incredible: to mock my shrivled genitals while both of us are clothed and poke me wiht a fork. wow...i don't even know what to say. what will i discover about myself? to have something so taboo, so barbaric done to me by such a kind person sounds, frankly, hot as hell... |
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Apr 20, 2015 00:30
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FluffieDuckie posted:i just asked hubby and he said ok as long as it's nothing weird i was considering asking you if you would do this while another volunteer and i have relations to scrathc both "group intercourse" and "so9meone hurts me during intercourse, but i like it, maybe" off the list, but if you havce a hubby i feel like that's probably over the line |
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Apr 20, 2015 00:31
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ham_sanitizer posted:i was considering asking you if you would do this while another volunteer and i have relations to scrathc both "group intercourse" and "so9meone hurts me during intercourse, but i like it, maybe" off the list, but if you havce a hubby i feel like that's probably over the line no we're just on for the fully clothed fork poking
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Apr 20, 2015 00:31
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ill make the website
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Apr 20, 2015 00:35
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the ham-san-fuckblog-2k15.blogspot.com
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Apr 20, 2015 00:37
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i appreciate that...pm me when you have it finished |
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Apr 20, 2015 00:40
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How do you feel about strip versions of regular board games? Particularly friendship ruining ones, like Sorry. If not, I'm down for some Scattergories, y'know, if you wanna keep it vanilla
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Apr 20, 2015 01:10
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FluffieDuckie posted:i just asked hubby and he said ok as long as it's nothing weird Does the First Hubby have an account? ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ |
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Apr 20, 2015 01:17
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Qwerinty posted:How do you feel about strip versions of regular board games? Particularly friendship ruining ones, like Sorry. If not, I'm down for some Scattergories, y'know, if you wanna keep it vanilla i would not feel comfortable with scatterfories, namely because i would kick your loving rear end but maybe a different game would be good...like football |
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Apr 20, 2015 01:18
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ham_sanitizer posted:i would not feel comfortable with scatterfories, namely because i would kick your loving rear end but maybe a different game would be good...like football I'll meet you halfway on foosball, or electronic football ---------------- |
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Apr 20, 2015 01:20
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Qwerinty posted:I'll meet you halfway on foosball, or electronic football i would kick your rear end also at foosball, so i find this acceptable |
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Apr 20, 2015 01:24
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DEar sexiary: this project is going exceedlingly well: i now have a fourth volunteer for my project....and this person is going to help me fill in a part of sexxual develpoment i missed when i was growing up: pushing the sexual envelope by getting naked in arbitrary increments while playing a game. i never had the chance to play sex games with peers while growing up, because they didn't want me in their sex games, and i was homeschooledcx...but now...i shall play strip foosball and, if im lucky, end up having relations with Qwerinty, a respected poster |
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