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Foosball is always better when inhaling massive doses of DMT, illegal in most areas
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THE FOLLOWING IS SATIRE: FORUMS POSTER HAM_SANITIZER DOES NOT ENDORSE DRUG USE while dmt owns hardcore, i'd prefer to do a non-hallucinogenic drug so it wouldn't affect my foosball ability as much |
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You don't need the disclaimer Henry, it's all Satire down here. When you're down here with us, you'll Satirize too!! ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ |
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Apr 20, 2015 02:00
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ham_sanitizer posted:DEar sexiary: she's also a girl person. not sure how that fits your plans but i thought you should know before you got started
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Apr 20, 2015 02:11
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Lizard Wizard is most definitely desperate enough to gently caress you.
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Apr 20, 2015 02:17
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FluffieDuckie posted:she's also a girl person. not sure how that fits your plans but i thought you should know before you got started did not know that...exciting to have yet another girl in the mix...wow...i feel blessed |
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Apr 20, 2015 02:20
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Miss Psychosis posted:Lizard Wizard is most definitely desperate enough to gently caress you. but am i desperate enough to gently caress him |
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Apr 20, 2015 02:20
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well you wanted new experiences
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Apr 20, 2015 02:21
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FluffieDuckie posted:well you wanted new experiences this is true....but, like i imageine my readers will be, i am interested in PLESAURABLE new experiences |
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Apr 20, 2015 02:22
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ham_sanitizer posted:this is true....but, like i imageine my readers will be, i am interested in PLESAURABLE new experiences lol
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Apr 20, 2015 02:25
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I love this thread.
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Apr 20, 2015 02:25
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Miss Psychosis posted:I love this thread. follow/like/donate thanks |
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Apr 20, 2015 02:25
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let's keep this newbie
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Apr 20, 2015 02:26
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FluffieDuckie posted:let's keep this newbie He's my newbie.
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Commie NedFlanders posted:Does the First Hubby have an account? Sorry fluffieducky if this is being too forward, just wanted to clarify the intentions behind that question. the wifey in this house has an account but it's tough for her to find her own posting voice while being honest about her marital status because her stupidass husband has a reputation that precedes her. Just looking for some perspective or advice, ignore this if you like no hard feelings ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ |
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Apr 20, 2015 02:32
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FluffieDuckie posted:let's keep this newbie He's good ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ |
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Apr 20, 2015 02:32
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Are you into watching |
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Apr 20, 2015 02:35
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Commie NedFlanders posted:Sorry fluffieducky if this is being too forward, just wanted to clarify the intentions behind that question. the wifey in this house has an account but it's tough for her to find her own posting voice while being honest about her marital status because her stupidass husband has a reputation that precedes her. Just looking for some perspective or advice, ignore this if you like no hard feelings its incredibly easy for people to have their own identity within a marriage. |
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Apr 20, 2015 02:38
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vice.com op-ed posted:its incredibly easy for people to have their own identity within a marriage. lol
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Commie NedFlanders posted:Sorry fluffieducky if this is being too forward, just wanted to clarify the intentions behind that question. the wifey in this house has an account but it's tough for her to find her own posting voice while being honest about her marital status because her stupidass husband has a reputation that precedes her. Just looking for some perspective or advice, ignore this if you like no hard feelings if my husband were on a comedy forum and had a stupidass reputation i would choose not to post there
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Apr 20, 2015 02:53
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but then again my husband wouldn't have stupid rear end reputation
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Apr 20, 2015 02:54
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FluffieDuckie posted:if my husband were on a comedy forum and had a stupidass reputation i would choose not to post there ask your husband about volunteering for my project......please |
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FluffieDuckie posted:if my husband were on a comedy forum and had a stupidass reputation i would choose not to post there FluffieDuckie posted:but then again my husband wouldn't have stupid rear end reputation Lol okay then let's thank God that the two husbands and two wives in question are not at all similar. Cheers duck family 
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Apr 20, 2015 03:09
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I'm not sure if this helps you out at all, but here is a picture of my dick: |
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Apr 20, 2015 03:21
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literally this big posted:I'm not sure if this helps you out at all, but here is a picture of my dick: a person without a dick: exciting, thrilling, can't wait to try |
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Apr 20, 2015 03:23
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literally this big posted:I'm not sure if this helps you out at all, but here is a picture of my dick: perfect username + post combo |
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Apr 20, 2015 04:29
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Swizzbutt posted:perfect username + post combo lmao |
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Apr 20, 2015 04:30
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sure, I'll volunteer. what's the worst that could happen? |
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Apr 20, 2015 04:54
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would you be open to a three way with me? I'll even let you pick the third person because it's your blog, and I want you to feel comfortable enough to make a decision on a sex-based subject and write about it |
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City of Glompton posted:sure, I'll volunteer. what's the worst that could happen? blinking beacon nose posted:would you be open to a three way with me? I'll even let you pick the third person because it's your blog, and I want you to feel comfortable enough to make a decision on a sex-based subject and write about it Dear Sexairy: wow....volunterrs are just flooding me now. who would have guessed? posters City of Glompston and blinking beacon noise have offered their bodies to me for the purspose of pleasure. i have decided i must also know the otehr side of BDSM...the DS side...so i will bind them with leather straps to steel folding charis without paddihng, play the song "hurt" by nine inch nails (NOT THE JOSHHNY CASH COVER) on repeat, and sex them in a painful way,, together. who knows how i'll feel about this?? good, i hope! |
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Apr 20, 2015 05:08
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ham san you should go on a virtual datie with Ariane and tell us about it http://arianeb.com/dateariane/default.htm |
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Apr 20, 2015 05:09
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ham_sanitizer posted:Dear Sexairy: |
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Apr 20, 2015 05:11
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blinking beacon nose posted:ham san you should go on a virtual datie with Ariane and tell us about it  gently caress |
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Apr 20, 2015 05:14
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ham_sanitizer posted:
keep trying, you show promise |
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Apr 20, 2015 05:21
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ariane does not seem to realize that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone |
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Apr 20, 2015 05:39
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ham_sanitizer posted:ariane does not seem to realize that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone the brain is above the neck homeboy what the gently caress did you learn in homeschooling |
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meteloides posted:the brain is above the neck homeboy that jesus loves me, sex should wait until i am married, and the earth was created in 6 days 6000 years ago |
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Apr 20, 2015 06:22
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but i am a badass Atheist now, so gently caress all that! sex forever!!!! |
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ham_sanitizer posted:hell yeah. how willing to travel are you and would say you are a man, a woman, or something else? http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3635771&pagenumber=1&perpage=40 |
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