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joke_explainer posted:If you start working on it now maybe you can stop 9/11 that didn't happen in the 90s 
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Bwee posted:that didn't happen in the 90s dr cheeto pushed it back 2 years through careful diplomacy |
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Apr 21, 2015 20:42
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Cyber Dog posted:dr cheeto pushed it back 2 years through careful diplomacy My life's work... |
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Apr 21, 2015 20:43
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Dr Cheeto posted:My life's work... You're a good man.
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Apr 21, 2015 20:44
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bill clinton was with monica when an aid whispered in his ear that the first plane had hit the tower |
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Apr 21, 2015 20:48
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watch clinton start a loving war
paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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Apr 21, 2015 20:50
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You should've hijacked a plane 1998 and crashed it into wtc so that everyone would've been on alert the next year. But of course you would've done it with a rubber jet. Because rubber can't melt steel beams. |
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Apr 21, 2015 22:35
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you can't post on the internet from the 90s |
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Apr 21, 2015 23:44
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Bwee posted:that didn't happen in the 90s well I mean, if he can affect the 90s, he might be able to make sure the future is changed. like he could go beat up the hijackers when they're like young or whatever. then be like, 'if you ever even think about 9/11'ing, i'm coming for you again kid!!' or maybe just minimize death, work for an organization that trains every single person in the WTC how to base jump and get like daily practice in so the day it happens everybody can just 'chute to safety... the terrorist would be all 'ha ha we got you' but we'd be laughing. We'd be laughing from our fancy parachutes in our new, Extreme america. you could quietly add reinforced concrete and steel to the crash site too to try to help save those near the impact zone? idk... time travel is tricky business |
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Apr 21, 2015 23:48
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then again a culture of constant base jumping might lead to more overall deaths over a long enough timespan than 9/11 i mean if they saved tons of lives people might start doing it everywhere... |
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Apr 21, 2015 23:49
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time for my daily commute home *gets running start and leaps out window with wing suit on* |
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Apr 21, 2015 23:49
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Pizzatime posted:you can't post on the internet from the 90s 
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Apr 22, 2015 02:50
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Pizzatime posted:you can't post on the internet from the 90s op couldnt post on the internet in 2015 |
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Apr 22, 2015 02:51
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it ok posted:op couldnt post on the internet in 2015
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Apr 22, 2015 02:51
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haha OP has to m-bate to his ima gination. lmaoooo hey OP, how's that imagination coming along ?? '*makes the funny jerk off fist* LOL! hey dogcrash, hey bwee, hey, hey BYOB, look at this guy, he got to jack off to his imagination because he aint got no internet! haaaaaaaaa ---------------- |
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Apr 22, 2015 03:09
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DeepQantas posted:You should've hijacked a plane 1998 and crashed it into wtc so that everyone would've been on alert the next year. not to get all political but wasn't there a bombing in the building a couple years before 2001. OP needs to find another way. |
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Apr 22, 2015 03:19
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WetNightmare posted:haha OP has to m-bate to his ima gination. lmaoooo hey OP, how's that imagination coming along ?? '*makes the funny jerk off fist* LOL! lol |
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Apr 22, 2015 03:20
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read a book keep a list of stuff you want to look up when you get your internet back.
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Apr 22, 2015 04:05
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ok byob, I'm back at work and have internet, at least for the next few hours. trip report from last night: when i just got home i got a lot of poo poo done: washed about half the dishes i own (which for some inexplicable reason were already dirty even tho i just moved in the day before), replaced my new kettle so I could have some  next morning and was productive in general.i wrote down some important phone numbers on paper before handing in my phone, and so I called up a friend (using my landlord's phone) and visited him later on. we mostly just hung out, smoked a bit and talked, so i can chalk it up to still being a 90s experience (minus the part of me driving to him in my company car). regarding books: before going to him i had some free time, so i decided to read a novel i began a few weeks earlier but couldn't really get into. turns out its really a great read, and maybe i would have found out much later if i wouldn't have had this opportunity. oh, and WetNigtmare: that hit a little too close to home. |
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Apr 22, 2015 05:17
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glad to see you are doing well |
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Apr 22, 2015 05:29
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smoked weed? |
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Apr 22, 2015 05:29
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is it hard to get weed there |
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Apr 22, 2015 05:29
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yes, I am he. weed isn't TOO hard to get for those who know where to look, but its hella expensive. like $25 a gram. and dealers get constantly harassed, so you need to look for new sources once in a while. |
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Apr 22, 2015 05:34
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we actually calculated it one time, apparently weed is literally worth more than its weight in gold. |
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Apr 22, 2015 05:35
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H.H posted:we actually calculated it one time, apparently weed is literally worth more than its weight in gold. Whoa |
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Apr 22, 2015 05:35
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The weed standard |
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Apr 22, 2015 05:36
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i've found that without access to porn, it turns out i wasn't as horny as i thought i was...i could just amp up any ambient horniness to 10 via porn if i chose to. this whole time i was going around thinking "i'm so goddamn horny" and i was't. |
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Apr 22, 2015 05:36
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lol, I wonder if there's purestrain weed. does tcc have its own toblerone triangular? |
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Apr 22, 2015 05:38
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ham_sanitizer posted:i've found that without access to porn, it turns out i wasn't as horny as i thought i was...i could just amp up any ambient horniness to 10 via porn if i chose to. |
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Apr 22, 2015 09:37
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H.H posted:we actually calculated it one time, apparently weed is literally worth more than its weight in gold. that would be like 42 dollars a gram |
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Apr 22, 2015 10:00
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dont listen to these people, smoke a bunch of weeds and watch cartoon re-runs |
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Apr 22, 2015 13:59
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never mind didnt read last page, carry on |
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Apr 22, 2015 14:00
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joke_explainer posted:that would be like 42 dollars a gram It's hard to do math while high |
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Apr 22, 2015 14:08
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ok, so my friend was apparently off, but not by that much: it's about 30. |
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Apr 24, 2015 05:01
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weed costs 9 dollars a oz |
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Apr 24, 2015 05:06
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fort knox is full of weed |
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Apr 24, 2015 05:10
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golden haze |
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Apr 24, 2015 05:18
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ham_sanitizer posted:weed costs 9 dollars a oz are you serious? that is insane. that is...wow. as soon as I get a normal internet connection at home, i'm looking into it. |
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Apr 24, 2015 05:59
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Having no internet is pretty crappy really. The thing is when you don't have it, it is crap, but then afterwards you remember how long those days seemed and the unusual things you got up to like checking out some shop or yeah reading that book. I've gotten closer to mastering stuff like reading and doing non-internet things for a whole day at a time while having full internet access. Forums and stuff are a good comfort thing, make you feel like you are a part of society without actually having to go through the terrible process of taking a chance on real people who will make you feel kinda weird and bad for some reason, but you can spend 3 or 4 hours and realise you've done nothing but that all day, feel like your brain is completely pickled and you are wasting your life like this, and that's bad too. So it's just about getting a balance. I bet after about 2 weeks few people would miss the internet beyond a 'hm email was more convenient' kind of way. Even having all this access to music and film and stuff - who cares. It's probably bad for really enjoying stuff like that since it's so disposable because it is unlimited. Hard to describe...just that feeling of actually being in your own life rather than grabbing for this spectral social zeitgeist and connection thing. Just relax. Try and learn to be okay with this and then don't just binge when you get the net back. ---------------- |
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from eggers' the circle posted:It’s not that I’m not social. I’m social enough. But the tools you guys create actually manufacture unnaturally extreme social needs. No one needs the level of contact you’re purveying. It improves nothing. It’s not nourishing. It’s like snack food. You know how they engineer this food? They scientifically determine precisely how much salt and fat they need to include to keep you eating. You’re not hungry, you don’t need the food, it does nothing for you, but you keep eating these empty calories. This is what you’re pushing. Same thing. Endless empty calories, but the digital-social equivalent. And you calibrate it so it’s equally addictive. |
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