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bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.


http://www.reuters.com/article/2015...N0XI3A020150421

So you may want to change you summer plans, goons.

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009


quote:

animal sex tourism

Zzulu
May 15, 2009


quote:

There are frequent reports of the occurrence of organised animal sex shows, clubs and animal brothels in Denmark

Mr.Smiley4
Jul 4, 2007
Send him to Detroit!

I think bestiality can be cured if we give them anatomically correct animal dildos and fleshlights.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010



Joke's on the animals they're the ones missing out.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Lipstick Apathy

holy poo poo lol denmark

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004


nearly 1 in 5 animals brought to a vet in denmark has been hosed in the rear end. this is a real fact.

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax


Fun Shoe

Marco Rubio Reaches Out to Gay Republicans

Laputanmachine
Oct 31, 2010

by Smythe


quote:

The bill amends a previous ban on intercourse that harms animals, something Farm Minister Dan Jorgensen argued was difficult to prove.

Got something you want to share with us, Danny boy?

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.


I'm just going to point out that they couldn't find a single animal that supported this change, but whatever.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004


what if ur farmersexual

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006



risen from the garbage. the scum of the hive cluster - alive. i am it. i have ascended.
i am scrunt

attributed to scrunt but not actually possible as scrunts not capable of self awareness or rational thought


sick animal fucker posted:

it doesnt hurt the cow it is hueg it even enjoy it my rights are being violate!

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004


now some farm animal will insist on riding in the front of the bus.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

I am gently caressed by my SAnta


Fun Shoe

social safety nets produce animal sex tourism

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004




i think its a good thing when the mentally ill gently caress animals because they cant reproduce that way

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001



If that were true then where did werewolves and minotaurs come from, huh?!

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!


somethings rotten in the state of denmark

Mr.Smiley4
Jul 4, 2007
Send him to Detroit!

gggiiimmmppp posted:

i think its a good thing when the mentally ill gently caress animals because they cant reproduce that way

What it would look like if they could:

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax


That poo poo is so obviously jewish media propaganda

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iiA0pAWAMQ&hd=1

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Poor Morally Inept

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

this is going to hit the tourist industry hard.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014



i go to denmark to eat danish pastries off the fat rear end of a danish slut

i don't get what attracts people to gently caress livestock or whatever

Goodpancakes
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine



Dinosaur Gum

fyodor posted:

nearly 1 in 5 animals brought to a vet in denmark has been hosed in the rear end. this is a real fact.

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


I've sloppily translated this handy chart.

http://i.imgur.com/AyWp6UW.png

Here's the original:


https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?...pe=1&permPage=1

brylcreem fucked around with this message at 08:39 on Apr 23, 2015

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!


Pastor Perineum posted:

i go to denmark to eat danish pastries off the fat rear end of a danish slut

you nasty, i hear those danish bitches are real dogs

Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012


Grimey Drawer

I want to read dissenting opinions from the Danish animal sex industry.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009


denmark is infinitely hosed up

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


error1 posted:

If that were true then where did werewolves and minotaurs come from, huh?!

woofmen got that way from praying real hard that god would make them as cool on the outside as they are on the inside

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011



Just gently caress em illegally, what are they gonna do? Call the cops?

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005



when's the bad dragon IPO?

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014



Enfys
Feb 17, 2013


Someone's a lucky bird


something is rotten in the state of denmark

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.

Fallen Rib

Enfys posted:

something is rotten in the state of denmark

yeah the danish

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

To be or not to be an animal rapist

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

a cat




Ham Wrangler

fyodor posted:

nearly 1 in 5 animals brought to a vet in denmark has been hosed in the rear end. this is a real fact.

No, learn 2 read. Nearly 1 in 5 vets believe they have treated an animal that has had intercourse with a human. So more than 4 out of 5 vets claim they have never treated a single animal the thought had had intercourse with a human. Of course those 4 vets could be lying because they are all sheep fuckers.

eldridge cleaver
Apr 11, 2015

by Lowtax


Carver Crisis posted:

To be or not to be an animal rapist

Why is an animal fucker an animal rapist, but an animal killer not an animal murderer? loving animals isn't surprise sex, but it is hosed up.

cancelope
Sep 22, 2010

The cops want to search the train

Carver Crisis posted:

To be or not to be an animal rapist

To bleat or not to bleat

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001



I'm pretty sure they just passed this law because they were constantly being harassed by the rest of the world about it and nobody wants to be known as that weird sheep shagging country, just ask New Zealand and Wales

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sucks to your ass-mar
Oct 9, 2007

[let's] fuck that crazy-ass robot

eldridge cleaver posted:

Why is an animal fucker an animal rapist, but an animal killer not an animal murderer? loving animals isn't surprise sex, but it is hosed up.

cause killing animals is fun and cool ut loving them is gross

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