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my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

Geir: snail with milk gland, this snail is almost a mammal
Jonas: not almost, so close one can get, Geir

Geir: you world, by which used Minimum touches spurts Slugs something milky,
Jonas: not -like, there is milk from Slugs chest. Catch it now, and catch its mate - I'll snilemelk cake bake

Geir: Ah yes, my snilemelk, enough an idea must be rejected. Living full and the floor creaked,
Jonas: The mucus may however be collected and cream for both soul and body.

Geir: Snilemelk, h�gkultur. Refrigerator glemselsmur,
Jonas: A grekenkrem for digestion.

Geir: Snilemelk, a final, hushed scream.
Jonas: jester playing the music!

♩♬♩ OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♩♬♩
♬♫♪ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♪♫♬
♩♫♩ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I CANT RESIST! HUMNAN ♩♫♩
♫♫♪ SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT APPEALS TO ME! ♪♫♫
♩♩♪ OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL!OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH ♪♩♩
♬♬♩ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH ♩♬♬
♪♬♫ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I ♫♬♪
♩♩♬ CANT RESIST! HUMNAN SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT ♬♩♩
♪♬♬ APPEALS TO ME! OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL! ♬♬♪

♩♬♩ OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♩♬♩
♬♫♪ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♪♫♬
♩♫♩ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I CANT RESIST! HUMNAN ♩♫♩
♫♫♪ SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT APPEALS TO ME! ♪♫♫
♩♩♪ OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL!OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH ♪♩♩
♬♬♩ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH ♩♬♬
♪♬♫ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I ♫♬♪
♩♩♬ CANT RESIST! HUMNAN SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT ♬♩♩
♪♬♬ APPEALS TO ME! OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL! ♬♬♪

# ? Apr 23, 2015 17:20

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 16:51

les fleurs du mall: by LadyAmbien

my new dog posted:

Geir: snail with milk gland, this snail is almost a mammal
Jonas: not almost, so close one can get, Geir

Geir: you world, by which used Minimum touches spurts Slugs something milky,
Jonas: not -like, there is milk from Slugs chest. Catch it now, and catch its mate - I'll snilemelk cake bake

Geir: Ah yes, my snilemelk, enough an idea must be rejected. Living full and the floor creaked,
Jonas: The mucus may however be collected and cream for both soul and body.

Geir: Snilemelk, h�gkultur. Refrigerator glemselsmur,
Jonas: A grekenkrem for digestion.

Geir: Snilemelk, a final, hushed scream.
Jonas: jester playing the music!

♩♬♩ OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♩♬♩
♬♫♪ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♪♫♬
♩♫♩ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I CANT RESIST! HUMNAN ♩♫♩
♫♫♪ SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT APPEALS TO ME! ♪♫♫
♩♩♪ OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL!OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH ♪♩♩
♬♬♩ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH ♩♬♬
♪♬♫ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I ♫♬♪
♩♩♬ CANT RESIST! HUMNAN SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT ♬♩♩
♪♬♬ APPEALS TO ME! OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL! ♬♬♪

♩♬♩ OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♩♬♩
♬♫♪ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♪♫♬
♩♫♩ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I CANT RESIST! HUMNAN ♩♫♩
♫♫♪ SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT APPEALS TO ME! ♪♫♫
♩♩♪ OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL!OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH ♪♩♩
♬♬♩ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH ♩♬♬
♪♬♫ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I ♫♬♪
♩♩♬ CANT RESIST! HUMNAN SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT ♬♩♩
♪♬♬ APPEALS TO ME! OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL! ♬♬♪

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# ? Apr 23, 2015 17:21

bog pixie

my new dog posted:

Geir: snail with milk gland, this snail is almost a mammal
Jonas: not almost, so close one can get, Geir

Geir: you world, by which used Minimum touches spurts Slugs something milky,
Jonas: not -like, there is milk from Slugs chest. Catch it now, and catch its mate - I'll snilemelk cake bake

Geir: Ah yes, my snilemelk, enough an idea must be rejected. Living full and the floor creaked,
Jonas: The mucus may however be collected and cream for both soul and body.

Geir: Snilemelk, h�gkultur. Refrigerator glemselsmur,
Jonas: A grekenkrem for digestion.

Geir: Snilemelk, a final, hushed scream.
Jonas: jester playing the music!

♩♬♩ OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♩♬♩
♬♫♪ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♪♫♬
♩♫♩ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I CANT RESIST! HUMNAN ♩♫♩
♫♫♪ SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT APPEALS TO ME! ♪♫♫
♩♩♪ OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL!OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH ♪♩♩
♬♬♩ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH ♩♬♬
♪♬♫ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I ♫♬♪
♩♩♬ CANT RESIST! HUMNAN SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT ♬♩♩
♪♬♬ APPEALS TO ME! OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL! ♬♬♪

♩♬♩ OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♩♬♩
♬♫♪ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♪♫♬
♩♫♩ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I CANT RESIST! HUMNAN ♩♫♩
♫♫♪ SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT APPEALS TO ME! ♪♫♫
♩♩♪ OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL!OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH ♪♩♩
♬♬♩ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH ♩♬♬
♪♬♫ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I ♫♬♪
♩♩♬ CANT RESIST! HUMNAN SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT ♬♩♩
♪♬♬ APPEALS TO ME! OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL! ♬♬♪

# ? Apr 23, 2015 17:24

Mapparu

my new dog posted:

Geir: snail with milk gland, this snail is almost a mammal
Jonas: not almost, so close one can get, Geir

Geir: you world, by which used Minimum touches spurts Slugs something milky,
Jonas: not -like, there is milk from Slugs chest. Catch it now, and catch its mate - I'll snilemelk cake bake

Geir: Ah yes, my snilemelk, enough an idea must be rejected. Living full and the floor creaked,
Jonas: The mucus may however be collected and cream for both soul and body.

Geir: Snilemelk, h�gkultur. Refrigerator glemselsmur,
Jonas: A grekenkrem for digestion.

Geir: Snilemelk, a final, hushed scream.
Jonas: jester playing the music!

♩♬♩ OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♩♬♩
♬♫♪ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♪♫♬
♩♫♩ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I CANT RESIST! HUMNAN ♩♫♩
♫♫♪ SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT APPEALS TO ME! ♪♫♫
♩♩♪ OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL!OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH ♪♩♩
♬♬♩ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH ♩♬♬
♪♬♫ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I ♫♬♪
♩♩♬ CANT RESIST! HUMNAN SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT ♬♩♩
♪♬♬ APPEALS TO ME! OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL! ♬♬♪

♩♬♩ OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♩♬♩
♬♫♪ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♪♫♬
♩♫♩ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I CANT RESIST! HUMNAN ♩♫♩
♫♫♪ SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT APPEALS TO ME! ♪♫♫
♩♩♪ OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL!OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH ♪♩♩
♬♬♩ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH ♩♬♬
♪♬♫ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I ♫♬♪
♩♩♬ CANT RESIST! HUMNAN SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT ♬♩♩
♪♬♬ APPEALS TO ME! OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL! ♬♬♪

# ? Apr 23, 2015 17:26

Don We Now: For those of you who don't habla espanola, "El Poptart" is Spanish for.... The Poptart.

my new dog posted:

Geir: snail with milk gland, this snail is almost a mammal
Jonas: not almost, so close one can get, Geir

Geir: you world, by which used Minimum touches spurts Slugs something milky,
Jonas: not -like, there is milk from Slugs chest. Catch it now, and catch its mate - I'll snilemelk cake bake

Geir: Ah yes, my snilemelk, enough an idea must be rejected. Living full and the floor creaked,
Jonas: The mucus may however be collected and cream for both soul and body.

Geir: Snilemelk, h�gkultur. Refrigerator glemselsmur,
Jonas: A grekenkrem for digestion.

Geir: Snilemelk, a final, hushed scream.
Jonas: jester playing the music!

♩♬♩ OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♩♬♩
♬♫♪ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♪♫♬
♩♫♩ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I CANT RESIST! HUMNAN ♩♫♩
♫♫♪ SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT APPEALS TO ME! ♪♫♫
♩♩♪ OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL!OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH ♪♩♩
♬♬♩ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH ♩♬♬
♪♬♫ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I ♫♬♪
♩♩♬ CANT RESIST! HUMNAN SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT ♬♩♩
♪♬♬ APPEALS TO ME! OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL! ♬♬♪

♩♬♩ OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♩♬♩
♬♫♪ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♪♫♬
♩♫♩ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I CANT RESIST! HUMNAN ♩♫♩
♫♫♪ SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT APPEALS TO ME! ♪♫♫
♩♩♪ OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL!OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH ♪♩♩
♬♬♩ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH ♩♬♬
♪♬♫ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I ♫♬♪
♩♩♬ CANT RESIST! HUMNAN SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT ♬♩♩
♪♬♬ APPEALS TO ME! OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL! ♬♬♪

# ? Apr 23, 2015 18:03

i am he

my new dog posted:

Geir: snail with milk gland, this snail is almost a mammal
Jonas: not almost, so close one can get, Geir

Geir: you world, by which used Minimum touches spurts Slugs something milky,
Jonas: not -like, there is milk from Slugs chest. Catch it now, and catch its mate - I'll snilemelk cake bake

Geir: Ah yes, my snilemelk, enough an idea must be rejected. Living full and the floor creaked,
Jonas: The mucus may however be collected and cream for both soul and body.

Geir: Snilemelk, h�gkultur. Refrigerator glemselsmur,
Jonas: A grekenkrem for digestion.

Geir: Snilemelk, a final, hushed scream.
Jonas: jester playing the music!

♩♬♩ OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♩♬♩
♬♫♪ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♪♫♬
♩♫♩ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I CANT RESIST! HUMNAN ♩♫♩
♫♫♪ SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT APPEALS TO ME! ♪♫♫
♩♩♪ OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL!OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH ♪♩♩
♬♬♩ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH ♩♬♬
♪♬♫ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I ♫♬♪
♩♩♬ CANT RESIST! HUMNAN SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT ♬♩♩
♪♬♬ APPEALS TO ME! OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL! ♬♬♪

♩♬♩ OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♩♬♩
♬♫♪ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♪♫♬
♩♫♩ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I CANT RESIST! HUMNAN ♩♫♩
♫♫♪ SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT APPEALS TO ME! ♪♫♫
♩♩♪ OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL!OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH ♪♩♩
♬♬♩ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH ♩♬♬
♪♬♫ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I ♫♬♪
♩♩♬ CANT RESIST! HUMNAN SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT ♬♩♩
♪♬♬ APPEALS TO ME! OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL! ♬♬♪

# ? Apr 23, 2015 18:36

ulvir

my new dog posted:

Geir: snail with milk gland, this snail is almost a mammal
Jonas: not almost, so close one can get, Geir

Geir: you world, by which used Minimum touches spurts Slugs something milky,
Jonas: not -like, there is milk from Slugs chest. Catch it now, and catch its mate - I'll snilemelk cake bake

Geir: Ah yes, my snilemelk, enough an idea must be rejected. Living full and the floor creaked,
Jonas: The mucus may however be collected and cream for both soul and body.

Geir: Snilemelk, h�gkultur. Refrigerator glemselsmur,
Jonas: A grekenkrem for digestion.

Geir: Snilemelk, a final, hushed scream.
Jonas: jester playing the music!

♩♬♩ OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♩♬♩
♬♫♪ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♪♫♬
♩♫♩ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I CANT RESIST! HUMNAN ♩♫♩
♫♫♪ SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT APPEALS TO ME! ♪♫♫
♩♩♪ OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL!OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH ♪♩♩
♬♬♩ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH ♩♬♬
♪♬♫ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I ♫♬♪
♩♩♬ CANT RESIST! HUMNAN SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT ♬♩♩
♪♬♬ APPEALS TO ME! OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL! ♬♬♪

♩♬♩ OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♩♬♩
♬♫♪ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♪♫♬
♩♫♩ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I CANT RESIST! HUMNAN ♩♫♩
♫♫♪ SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT APPEALS TO ME! ♪♫♫
♩♩♪ OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL!OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH ♪♩♩
♬♬♩ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH ♩♬♬
♪♬♫ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I ♫♬♪
♩♩♬ CANT RESIST! HUMNAN SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT ♬♩♩
♪♬♬ APPEALS TO ME! OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL! ♬♬♪

# ? Apr 23, 2015 18:39

tao of lmao

lol

# ? Apr 23, 2015 19:13

Jerry Mumphrey: by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

I don't think snails were invented in scandanavian times

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# ? Apr 23, 2015 19:17

Bwee

The Raphael posted:

lol

# ? Apr 23, 2015 19:18

Diqnol

Goldmine

# ? Apr 23, 2015 19:46

FluffieDuckie

who's going to sing this for us?

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Apr 23, 2015 19:48

saboten

my new dog posted:

Geir: snail with milk gland, this snail is almost a mammal
Jonas: not almost, so close one can get, Geir

Geir: you world, by which used Minimum touches spurts Slugs something milky,
Jonas: not -like, there is milk from Slugs chest. Catch it now, and catch its mate - I'll snilemelk cake bake

Geir: Ah yes, my snilemelk, enough an idea must be rejected. Living full and the floor creaked,
Jonas: The mucus may however be collected and cream for both soul and body.

Geir: Snilemelk, h�gkultur. Refrigerator glemselsmur,
Jonas: A grekenkrem for digestion.

Geir: Snilemelk, a final, hushed scream.
Jonas: jester playing the music!

♩♬♩ OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♩♬♩
♬♫♪ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♪♫♬
♩♫♩ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I CANT RESIST! HUMNAN ♩♫♩
♫♫♪ SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT APPEALS TO ME! ♪♫♫
♩♩♪ OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL!OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH ♪♩♩
♬♬♩ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH ♩♬♬
♪♬♫ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I ♫♬♪
♩♩♬ CANT RESIST! HUMNAN SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT ♬♩♩
♪♬♬ APPEALS TO ME! OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL! ♬♬♪

♩♬♩ OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♩♬♩
♬♫♪ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♪♫♬
♩♫♩ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I CANT RESIST! HUMNAN ♩♫♩
♫♫♪ SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT APPEALS TO ME! ♪♫♫
♩♩♪ OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL!OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH ♪♩♩
♬♬♩ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH ♩♬♬
♪♬♫ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I ♫♬♪
♩♩♬ CANT RESIST! HUMNAN SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT ♬♩♩
♪♬♬ APPEALS TO ME! OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL! ♬♬♪

ive missed you

thank u bacalou

# ? Apr 23, 2015 19:54

beer pal

lol

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

# ? Apr 23, 2015 19:58

Miss Psychosis

my new dog posted:

Geir: snail with milk gland, this snail is almost a mammal
Jonas: not almost, so close one can get, Geir

Geir: you world, by which used Minimum touches spurts Slugs something milky,
Jonas: not -like, there is milk from Slugs chest. Catch it now, and catch its mate - I'll snilemelk cake bake

Geir: Ah yes, my snilemelk, enough an idea must be rejected. Living full and the floor creaked,
Jonas: The mucus may however be collected and cream for both soul and body.

Geir: Snilemelk, h�gkultur. Refrigerator glemselsmur,
Jonas: A grekenkrem for digestion.

Geir: Snilemelk, a final, hushed scream.
Jonas: jester playing the music!

♩♬♩ OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♩♬♩
♬♫♪ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♪♫♬
♩♫♩ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I CANT RESIST! HUMNAN ♩♫♩
♫♫♪ SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT APPEALS TO ME! ♪♫♫
♩♩♪ OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL!OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH ♪♩♩
♬♬♩ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH ♩♬♬
♪♬♫ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I ♫♬♪
♩♩♬ CANT RESIST! HUMNAN SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT ♬♩♩
♪♬♬ APPEALS TO ME! OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL! ♬♬♪

♩♬♩ OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♩♬♩
♬♫♪ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♪♫♬
♩♫♩ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I CANT RESIST! HUMNAN ♩♫♩
♫♫♪ SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT APPEALS TO ME! ♪♫♫
♩♩♪ OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL!OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH ♪♩♩
♬♬♩ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH ♩♬♬
♪♬♫ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I ♫♬♪
♩♩♬ CANT RESIST! HUMNAN SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT ♬♩♩
♪♬♬ APPEALS TO ME! OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL! ♬♬♪

# ? Apr 23, 2015 20:27

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

FluffieDuckie posted:

who's going to sing this for us?

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Apr 23, 2015 20:42

the unabonger

my new dog posted:

Geir: snail with milk gland, this snail is almost a mammal
Jonas: not almost, so close one can get, Geir

Geir: you world, by which used Minimum touches spurts Slugs something milky,
Jonas: not -like, there is milk from Slugs chest. Catch it now, and catch its mate - I'll snilemelk cake bake

Geir: Ah yes, my snilemelk, enough an idea must be rejected. Living full and the floor creaked,
Jonas: The mucus may however be collected and cream for both soul and body.

Geir: Snilemelk, h�gkultur. Refrigerator glemselsmur,
Jonas: A grekenkrem for digestion.

Geir: Snilemelk, a final, hushed scream.
Jonas: jester playing the music!

♩♬♩ OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♩♬♩
♬♫♪ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♪♫♬
♩♫♩ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I CANT RESIST! HUMNAN ♩♫♩
♫♫♪ SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT APPEALS TO ME! ♪♫♫
♩♩♪ OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL!OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH ♪♩♩
♬♬♩ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH ♩♬♬
♪♬♫ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I ♫♬♪
♩♩♬ CANT RESIST! HUMNAN SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT ♬♩♩
♪♬♬ APPEALS TO ME! OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL! ♬♬♪

♩♬♩ OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♩♬♩
♬♫♪ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♪♫♬
♩♫♩ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I CANT RESIST! HUMNAN ♩♫♩
♫♫♪ SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT APPEALS TO ME! ♪♫♫
♩♩♪ OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL!OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH ♪♩♩
♬♬♩ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH ♩♬♬
♪♬♫ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I ♫♬♪
♩♩♬ CANT RESIST! HUMNAN SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT ♬♩♩
♪♬♬ APPEALS TO ME! OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL! ♬♬♪

# ? Apr 23, 2015 21:09

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

there is no real translation. it has been tracked through history.

my new dog fucked around with this message at 23:18 on Apr 23, 2015

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# ? Apr 23, 2015 21:13

Miss Psychosis

Wow...

# ? Apr 23, 2015 21:53

les fleurs du mall: by LadyAmbien

it happened

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# ? Apr 23, 2015 21:56

ulvir

it is said that the snail with human titties was born after Odin copulated with the slug goddess Sn�gla

# ? Apr 23, 2015 22:56

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

in scandi

Geir: snile med melkekjertel, denne snile er n�rmest et pattedyr
Jonas: ikke n�rmest, s� n�r en kan komme, Geir

Geir: du verden, ved der mindste ber�relser spruter snilen noget melkelignende,
Jonas: ikke -lignende, der er melk fra snilens bryst. Fang den nu, og fang dens make - jeg skal snilemelk kake bake

Geir: Akk ja, min snilemelk, nok en id� m� vrakes. Stua full og gulvet knaker,
Jonas: Slimet kan dog samles opp og bli krem for b�de sjel og kropp.

Geir: Snilemelk, h�gkultur. Kj�leskapets glemselsmur,
Jonas: En grekenkrem for ford�yelsen.

Geir: Snilemelk, et siste, lavm�lt skrik.
Jonas: narren spiller til musik!

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# ? Apr 24, 2015 01:01

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

The Raphael posted:

lol

# ? Apr 24, 2015 03:59

ron color

my new dog posted:

snilemelk

# ? Apr 24, 2015 04:52

Diqnol

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1upVohGAeZ3

# ? Apr 24, 2015 05:50

FluffieDuckie

GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1upVohGAeZ3

holy crap

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Apr 24, 2015 05:53

Psychedelicatessen

GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1upVohGAeZ3

# ? Apr 24, 2015 10:32

ulvir

GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1upVohGAeZ3

# ? Apr 24, 2015 10:35

ulvir

you've got a really great baritone

# ? Apr 24, 2015 10:37

treasure bear

# ? Apr 24, 2015 10:43

les fleurs du mall: by LadyAmbien

GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1upVohGAeZ3

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# ? Apr 24, 2015 11:07

Salmiakki

GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1upVohGAeZ3

goldmine

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

# ? Apr 24, 2015 12:22

saboten

GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1upVohGAeZ3

thank u bacalou

# ? Apr 24, 2015 12:43

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1upVohGAeZ3

Hahaa

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# ? Apr 24, 2015 14:53

GEExCEE

caag

# ? Apr 24, 2015 15:53

Miss Psychosis

GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1upVohGAeZ3

# ? Apr 24, 2015 17:18

bwatts

your voice is stupid, loving idiot

# ? Apr 24, 2015 17:20

Miss Psychosis

vice.com op-ed posted:

your voice is stupid, loving idiot

# ? Apr 24, 2015 17:21

Miss Psychosis

Can't believe Bwatts just said that.

# ? Apr 24, 2015 17:21

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 16:51

FluffieDuckie

bwatts is wrong

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Apr 24, 2015 17:23

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