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hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

bowmore posted:

you are drunk, i said i'd lynch him as a last option but i've been on MysticalMachineGun for like the past hour

i mean getting A lynch as opposed to NO lynch

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votefinder
Jul 6, 2010

scoop scoop
Votecount for Day 3

SKY COQ (5): Those On My Left, Mithranderp, Asphyxious, bowmore, Those On My Left, bowmore, everythingWasBees, MysticalMachineGun, MysticalMachineGun, MysticalMachineGun, Matthew Beet
MysticalMachineGun (4): Those On My Left, bowmore, thatbastardken, SKY COQ
Matthew Beet (1): Those On My Left, Those On My Left, Gwynplaine
Those On My Left (0): Matthew Beet, SKY COQ, Matthew Beet, SKY COQ
everythingWasBees (0): bowmore, bowmore
bowmore (0): thatbastardken, Matthew Beet, MysticalMachineGun, MysticalMachineGun, Matthew Beet, thatbastardken
Asphyxious (0): bowmore, bowmore
thatbastardken (0): bowmore, bowmore

Not Voting (0):

With 10 alive, it's 6 votes to lynch. The current deadline is April 30th, 2015 at 10:30 p.m. EST -- that's in about 9 minutes.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

thatbastardken posted:

nah mate go with it, clearly this is the Bowmore master plan to reveal...something.

unless you're scum. and he's scum.


when in doubt just ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

bowmore tries to misdirect the vote with minutes to go two nights in a row...

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

good old gwyn kickign around the streets of adelaide at deadline time again.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
i'll hammer coq if we don't have the numbers,

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

bowmore posted:

i'll hammer coq if we don't have the numbers,

im debating it. i want someone else to weigh in. namely gaspy.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Matthew Beet posted:

good old gwyn kickign around the streets of adelaide at deadline time again.

Pretty sure he's at work.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Where are Gwynplaine, Mithranderp, Asphyxious, everythingWasBees,

any of those + beet is a lynch

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

because if everyone's gone to ground and i switch to MMG that's a no lynch.


if i stick on coq at least you can swap. we've got a lynch today.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Asphyxious posted:

Pretty sure he's at work.
you and beet switch to Machine and get gets lynched

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

have you got any thoughts gaspy aside from gwyns rostering?

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

quick. coq or mmg.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Asphyxious and Beet switch to Machine

or I hammer Coq

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

bowmore posted:

Where are Gwynplaine, Mithranderp, Asphyxious, everythingWasBees,

any of those + beet is a lynch


bowmore posted:

you and beet switch to Machine and get gets lynched

I don't like this. My scum picks are divided between the two. And I still think Coq is scum.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

bowmore posted:

Asphyxious and Beet switch to Machine

or I hammer Coq

i'm ready to swap but waiting on gaspy. it's pointless if one of us swaps and fucks everything.

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.
I'm around. Give me a good reason to vote MMG and maybe I'll switch. With coq it's a strong gut feeling, so if you've got evidence lemme hear it.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
we have 4 freaking minutes

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Asphyxious posted:

I don't like this. My scum picks are divided between the two. And I still think Coq is scum.

so you think coq is scum and mmg isn't? you're clear on mmg? are you sure?

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

bowmore posted:

we have 4 freaking minutes

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

bowmore posted:

we have 4 freaking minutes

Exhilarating isn't it?


Matthew Beet posted:

so you think coq is scum and mmg isn't? you're clear on mmg? are you sure?



Not clear on MMG at all. That's why I don't like this.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Asphyxious posted:

Exhilarating isn't it?


Not clear on MMG at all. That's why I don't like this.

so just tell bowmore you're not gonna swap and you want coq. (lol)

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Matthew Beet posted:

so just tell bowmore you're not gonna swap and you want coq. (lol)
yes and hurry up

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
yeah, coq or swap.

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.
Coq, IMO

Those On My Left
Jun 25, 2010

mmg is the better vote you loving whackadoodles

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

swap bowmore

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
UGH

##vote SKY COQ

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010

scoop scoop
:redhammer: Oh no! I think SKY COQ is hammered!

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

C'mon bowmore, 1 minute left!

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
you fuckers

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
THE GROUP OF CONSOLES APPROACH THE OLD ABANDONED COMMODORE FACTORY



This is folly, the factory has been abandoned for YEARS, nothing operates here!

The Door Opens


And that console was right, the factory was barren, at least on the ground floor...

The group of consoles head upstairs


Inside a lone door on the top floor rests a recently refurbished office space.

By Mario's Cape!
A console exclaims

On that table rested plans, plans to conquer Europe and return to North America


Commodore was in trouble, the Amiga CD32 was blocked from sale in America due to a patent shark getting a favourable court ruling in 1994. Therefore the console only ever came out in European Regions and Canada. The CD32 was smart though, He was building a plan that if he couldn't get back in America then he'd make sure there'd be no more consoles left in America. Paving way for the CD32's rightful return to America.

These plans were about to be foiled...

In Christmas 1994, the CD32 made up for 32% of all CD-Rom sales in the UK, in that short period of time, it was even outselling the Sega CD. With a twinkle in his eye and high ambitions, this console drafted a plan of conquest...



A lone Amiga CD 32 stumbles out of a back room bathroom

How did you find this PLACE?
How did you find MY OFFICE

silence

Gentlemen...
The Amiga CD 32 pauses...

Surely you will welcome me with open arms?
The Playstation 1 begins to speak

There is no room for second rate trash here, your company is so close to bankruptcy that it's a wonder why you still have an office.
I've seen your kind before, thinking you can go from rags to riches by eliminating the competition. This is simply a fools way to victory.
You're a killer, aren't you?

Wind blows through a broken factory window


You know there no other way... in the face of behemoths.
Napoleon before me tried to bring France glory through conquest of Europe...
I don't NEED America, not yet. You have no business here, get out off my office.

ENOUGH OF THIS MADNESS

The Playstation 1 uses its Dualshock Controller as a Defibrillator and electrocutes CD32 TO DEATH

...
Only 100,000 sales... Enjoy 100,000 volts.

SKY COQ, The Amiga CD32 has been DUALSHOCKED (SCUM ROLEBLOCKER)

NIGHT ACTIONS YO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWfzJSN7ago

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Who is he, who...is he....WHERE is he.


A lone Nintendo 64 connects red string into the early hours of the morning

It's not him, it's not him, it's not him...

Who would be so... savage to do this...

WHO


A creak in the floodboards


Hello...Brother


A c-c-console with legs! With the logo of my forefathers!

This...generation belongs to ME


By Kirby's Air!

AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!



MEANWHILE

Ughng! Who dares enter my CAVERN!


Silence
A Friend...

Nonsense, the Sega Nomad has no friends!


...You're right.


BANG


May the Sega Dynasty last ten thousand...years..................

Asphyxious, the Nintendo 64 has been vaporized! (Town Psychiatrist)
MysticalMachineGun, the Sega Nomad has fallen flat in his cavern! (Third Party Survivor)


DAY START

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw2M0xQat-k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDoZBnkdvOU

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010

scoop scoop
Votecount for Day 4



Not Voting (7): bowmore, everythingWasBees, Gwynplaine, Matthew Beet, Mithranderp, thatbastardken, Those On My Left

With 7 alive, it's 4 votes to lynch. There is currently no deadline set.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Deadline set.

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
:stare:

everythingWasBees
Jan 9, 2013




Possibly Matthew Beet, due to SKYCOQ's defense of him, or Bowmore, for his reaction to somebody stating that Gaspy was innocent. Though Gaspy could be read as having been really suss so I'm gonna go with Beet, I think.

##vote Matthew Beet

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
yeah I'd go with Beet

##vote Matthew Beet

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
SKY COQ was a lurker lynch, it doesn't surprise me that he flipped scum but he wasn't acting scummy because he had no content

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bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Also I was totally right about MysticalMachineGun, he wasn't town. He was avoiding poo poo on purpose.

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