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im gonna ksis his balls

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i'd have sex with mista tax

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lowtax are you there. its me, saboten

i wanna suck your nuts

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im gonna ksis his balls

i thought we all had to do this in order to reg & then again to get forums upgrades????

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i thought we all had to do this in order to reg & then again to get forums upgrades????

i know i did, thought it was standard procedure :shrug:

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*opens up 2 gig folder of lowtax erotic fanfic*

It was a dark and stormy night...

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I prefer Shmorky :blush:

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make him give me plat before you kiss his balls

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*opens up 2 gig folder of lowtax erotic fanfic*

It was a dark and stormy night...

:suspense:

go on

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imagine rich kyanka actually all up inside your body, sexually. drat, cool thought...

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i thought we all had to do this in order to reg & then again to get forums upgrades????


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i know i did, thought it was standard procedure :shrug:

please dont tease me. im in love with lowtax and i want to kiss him

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imagine rich kyanka actually all up inside your body, sexually. drat, cool thought...

i just tried but now i can't see out of one eye and all i can smell is burning grain...

i think you just gave me a stroke

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i bet he likes missionary with heavy eye contact all intimately kissing your face and lips before he slips his tongue in your mouth... mmmmMMMmmm

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imagine rich kyanka actually all up inside your body, sexually. drat, cool thought...



he will be mine

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i bet he likes missionary with heavy eye contact all intimately kissing your face and lips before he slips his tongue in your mouth... mmmmMMMmmm

im gettin horeney :mrgw:

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im gettin horeney :mrgw:

we're not talking about you julio we're talking about lowtax

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i want low tax to take me to olive garden and make me drunk with wine and horny with irony before going back to his place and having Epic Sex

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we're not talking about you julio we're talking about lowtax

i know :gizz: :twisted:

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we're not talking about you julio we're talking about lowtax

personallyits the sexual nature of the post in general that makes me horney

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I will always treasure the wonderful time i spent with lowtax, they were the best days of my life. Unfortunately it turned out to be all dream, and I was sa

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i want lowtax to take me on a date to a museum and then to the animal shelter where we volunteer together and get to know each other and then at the end he pays all the adoption fees so i can have a new kitten and then we go to a pet store and he buys me all the stuff i need for the kitten like food and litter and stuff and we name the kitten "richard" and then he drops me off at home and while we're standing on the doorstep i tell him what a good time i had "but you know how it is my life is p complicated right now and i have a lot going on so unfortunately i won't be able to see you again" and then i go inside with my kitten and leave lowtax outside

in the friendzone

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:whitewater:

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i want lowtax to take me on a date to a museum and then to the animal shelter where we volunteer together and get to know each other and then at the end he pays all the adoption fees so i can have a new kitten and then we go to a pet store and he buys me all the stuff i need for the kitten like food and litter and stuff and we name the kitten "richard" and then he drops me off at home and while we're standing on the doorstep i tell him what a good time i had "but you know how it is my life is p complicated right now and i have a lot going on so unfortunately i won't be able to see you again" and then i go inside with my kitten and leave lowtax outside

in the friendzone

dammmmmmn

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i want lowtax to take me on a date to a museum and then to the animal shelter where we volunteer together and get to know each other and then at the end he pays all the adoption fees so i can have a new kitten and then we go to a pet store and he buys me all the stuff i need for the kitten like food and litter and stuff and we name the kitten "richard" and then he drops me off at home and while we're standing on the doorstep i tell him what a good time i had "but you know how it is my life is p complicated right now and i have a lot going on so unfortunately i won't be able to see you again" and then i go inside with my kitten and leave lowtax outside

in the friendzone

same

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How do you feel about Shmorky joining in, though?

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How do you feel about Shmorky joining in, though?

she can buy me a kitten too if she wants

i swing both ways

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take me to the pussy pound tax man *smirks mischievously*

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i dream of married life with lowtax. he comes home from a hard day of forums, im ready waiting for him with a fresh clean yukata. we retire to the bedroom and i nibble his jerky-like scrotum

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im going to hget high on amyl nitrite and let lotwax pop my anal cherry

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i dream of married life with lowtax. he comes home from a hard day of forums, im ready waiting for him with a fresh clean yukata. we retire to the bedroom and i nibble his jerky-like scrotum

lol

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she can buy me a kitten too if she wants

i swing both ways

Fair enough. But, now I also want a kitten. Will you buy one for me?

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i dream of married life with lowtax. he comes home from a hard day of forums, im ready waiting for him with a fresh clean yukata. we retire to the bedroom and i nibble his jerky-like scrotum

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like that's not how you got the ik job in the first place :colbert:

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Fair enough. But, now I also want a kitten. Will you buy one for me?

hell no buddy i've got my hands full here with 2 kittens and a lowtax/schmorky sexy sandwich

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im going to relax my sphincter to the exact dimensions of kyankas platinum member anmd let him go to town

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like that's not how you got the ik job in the first place :colbert:

to get the job you have to sneak up to old man lowtax and touch his bulging sac, then run away giggling

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You perverts. HE IS A MARRIED MAN!

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You perverts. HE IS A MARRIED MAN!

fail

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I'm going to poop on his butt

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i dream of married life with lowtax. he comes home from a hard day of forums, im ready waiting for him with a fresh clean yukata. we retire to the bedroom and i nibble his jerky-like scrotum

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