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android would be an "everything" bagel with some dirt thrown in
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A Wheezy Steampunk posted:android would be an "everything" bagel with some dirt thrown in this isn't true because everything bagels are good
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Apr 27, 2015 20:24
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android :vendors would sell the stock bagel that has been masked with different toppings and spreads. and the bagel would be really huge. and stink like poo poo and poison you and be really lovely and cheap
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Apr 27, 2015 20:27
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Captain Foo posted:this isn't true because everything bagels are good no they are not 
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Apr 27, 2015 20:36
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if smartphones were bagels, cyanogen mod would be like bagel bites because only nerds and children eat them
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Apr 27, 2015 20:37
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if phones were bagels they'd last less than a day before going flat
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Apr 27, 2015 20:37
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if smartphones were bagels, blackberry would be a montreal bagel
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Apr 27, 2015 20:37
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A Wheezy Steampunk posted:no they are not 
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Apr 27, 2015 20:38
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if smartphones were bagels, iphones would come with non-removable cream cheese
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Apr 27, 2015 20:39
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if smartphones were bageels theyd be fuckin round with a holw in the them! jewish joke
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Apr 27, 2015 20:47
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echinopsis posted:if smartphones were bageels theyd be fuckin round with a holw in the them! jewish joke foreskin, lol
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Apr 27, 2015 20:48
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ahahaha YES like the skin on a hotdog
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Apr 27, 2015 20:49
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A Wheezy Steampunk posted:if smartphones were bagels, cyanogen mod would be like bagel bites because only nerds and children eat them actually it would be a delivery service that gives you a different bagel that you don't want everyday that are somehow impossibly hot
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Apr 27, 2015 21:02
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tbh i dont think the scenario outlined by the OP is likely to happen
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Apr 27, 2015 21:03
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i wesley snypes posted:tbh i dont think the scenario outlined by the OP is likely to happen i watched insterstaller last night. if in the future we can have 5 dimensions, im sure we can have smart phone bagerls. smart phone fuckin burritos dawgs!
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Apr 27, 2015 21:12
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echinopsis posted:smart phone fuckin burritos dawgs! this sounds good
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Apr 27, 2015 21:20
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smartphones are like bagels because i like to put both of them in my gaping hollowed out rear end in a top hat
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Apr 27, 2015 21:26
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Space-Pope posted:smartphones are like bagels because i like to put both of them in my gaping hollowed out rear end in a top hat This seems unusual
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Apr 27, 2015 22:09
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Space-Pope posted:smartphones are like bagels because i like to put both of them in my gaping hollowed out rear end in a top hat pardon
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Apr 27, 2015 22:18
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iphones would be a plain bagel with plain cream cheese. the bagel/cream cheese ratio will be perfect and the bagel will be lightly and evenly toasted. it is the perfect size so that when you are done eating it, you wish you had more because it was so tasty, but at the same time you are satisfied knowing you won't be hungry for a while. it goes very good with trendy coffee. you can't go wrong choosing this bagel android bagels come from a deli that lets you customize everything you put on it, except that they try to appeal to everyone so there's a bunch of stupid choices like gummy bears and sprinkles and frosting and bacon and poo poo. its more like a donut than a bagel. as you eat it, the toppings keep falling out so you are constantly opening up and making sure everything is in order. its also so big and ridiculous that you end up throwing half of it away without finishing.  blackberry and windows bagels are targeted towards sophisticated no-nonsense people who want to get their daily nutrient intake and move on with their important business lives. These bagels are full of seeds and grains, vegetables and sprouts and other healthy crap that sounds good on paper but isnt very tasty. you find them in the back of the deli counter where nobody ever looks, so they end up going stale and dry quickly because the turnaround is very low. Nobody buys these. 
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Apr 27, 2015 22:22
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I Would put them in the microwave for 10 seconds and then fucke them just like I do with bagels
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Apr 27, 2015 22:23
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BANME.sh posted:iphones would be a plain bagel with plain cream cheese. the bagel/cream cheese ratio will be perfect and the bagel will be lightly and evenly toasted. it is the perfect size so that when you are done eating it, you wish you had more because it was so tasty, but at the same time you are satisfied knowing you won't be hungry for a while. it goes very good with trendy coffee. you can't go wrong choosing this bagel I'm not sure I agree with you but this is a rare "good effort post in yospos"
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Apr 27, 2015 22:24
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A Wheezy Steampunk posted:if smartphones were bagels, blackberry would be a montreal bagel this is wrong because montreal bagels are delicious
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Apr 27, 2015 22:27
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Anroid Trash for Goyim
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Apr 27, 2015 22:32
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NoneMoreNegative posted:Anroid Trash for Goyim I lol'd
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Apr 27, 2015 22:34
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Cold on a Cob posted:this is wrong because montreal bagels are delicious similar to blackberries, the only thing I know about montreal bagels is that they're canadian
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Apr 27, 2015 23:32
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android bagel could only be ordered with hard lox
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Apr 27, 2015 23:34
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Apr 27, 2015 23:38
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he should probably see a doctor if his turn over time is that quick
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Apr 27, 2015 23:48
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id eat my phone
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Apr 27, 2015 23:48
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Cat Face Joe posted:he should probably see a doctor if his turn over time is that quick given how long android takes to boot I figure they could play it out a bit longer
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Apr 27, 2015 23:59
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akadajet posted:given how long android takes to boot I figure they could play it out a bit longer as the owner of a frequently rebooting android i rate this poast +1 funny, insightful
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Apr 28, 2015 00:01
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akadajet posted:given how long android takes to boot I figure they could play it out a bit longer Not if you defrag it
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Apr 28, 2015 00:01
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Cat Face Joe posted:as the owner of a frequently rebooting android i rate this poast +1 funny, insightful Try defragging it
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Apr 28, 2015 00:02
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egg bagels are fuckin delicious, op
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Apr 28, 2015 00:25
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but what kind of phone are they
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Apr 28, 2015 00:26
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Cat Face Joe posted:but what kind of phone are they black stevephone 5 probably
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Apr 28, 2015 00:27
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:android bagel could only be ordered with hard lox smythe plz ban anyone not emptyquoting this itt
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Apr 28, 2015 00:27
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k6k9-H6KcE
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lmfao
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