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Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer


He is a 6 foot tall walking, stomping, iPhone.

He walks the same way you move a tall heavy piece of wood; by kind of rocking on the corners hobbling about.

He tears through the movie shooting people up, delivering massive doses of radiation or just falling and crushing them.

Weaknesses:
  • standing straight
  • multitasking

Strengths:
  • printing money
  • mind control

In a post credit scene, G.I. Pho is seen standing in an expensive high rise apartment that overlooks the city at night. He slowly turns around before his screen lights up and it is revealed -

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Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Valeyard posted:



He is a 6 foot tall walking, stomping, iPhone.

He walks the same way you move a tall heavy piece of wood; by kind of rocking on the corners hobbling about.

He tears through the movie shooting people up, delivering massive doses of radiation or just falling and crushing them.

Weaknesses:
  • standing straight
  • multitasking

Strengths:
  • printing money
  • mind control

In a post credit scene, G.I. Pho is seen standing in an expensive high rise apartment that overlooks the city at night. He slowly turns around before his screen lights up and it is revealed -



:eyepop:

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
Directed by M Night Shamwow

Olivil
Jul 15, 2010

Wow I'd like to be as smart as a computer
very nice op

edit: very nice, op

Meat Beat Agent
Aug 5, 2007

felonious assault with a sproinging boner
"pho" and "joe" don't rhyme op

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003
man I haven't had really good pho in awhile, I should fix that

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Its J.I Pho :rolleyes:

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Valeyard posted:



He is a 6 foot tall walking, stomping, iPhone.

He walks the same way you move a tall heavy piece of wood; by kind of rocking on the corners hobbling about.

He tears through the movie shooting people up, delivering massive doses of radiation or just falling and crushing them.

Weaknesses:
  • standing straight
  • multitasking

Strengths:
  • printing money
  • mind control

In a post credit scene, G.I. Pho is seen standing in an expensive high rise apartment that overlooks the city at night. He slowly turns around before his screen lights up and it is revealed -


power botton
Nov 2, 2011

expecting this thread to be about soup voted 1

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

power botton posted:

expecting this thread to be about racist jokes about the vietnamese voted 1

ChiralCondensate
Nov 13, 2007

what is that man doing to his colour palette?
Grimey Drawer
had no expectations for this thread nor any of the posters in it

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I was hopin this thread was about Vietnamese soup

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag

echinopsis posted:

I was hopin this thread was about Vietnamese soup

same

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
i let you all down

pram
Jun 10, 2001
that valeyard, he tries his best. puts in long hours. orders in. works nights. and still, no appreciation

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Valeyard posted:

i let you all down

pram posted:

that valeyard, he tries his best. puts in long hours. orders in. works nights. and still, no appreciation

Lol.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
i just farted

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

ChiralCondensate posted:

had no expectations for this thread nor any of the posters in it

voted 1

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
taking fam to thailand end of june. not quite vietname but still... so much fiood!

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

power botton posted:

expecting this thread to be about soup voted 1

DaNzA
Sep 11, 2001

:D
Grimey Drawer
vietnamese pho is delicious on a cold, foggy day and regular days too

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bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
hold the pho', this thread ain't about soup???

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