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Bwee

dogcrash truther posted:

Post about something that you're interested in. For exampl,e if you're interested in heavy metal, or macrame, post about it. find other people who think its interesting. inspire people to find it interesting. a good way to do this is not to make the thread about you. for instance, if you like macrame enough to post about it, you've probably done a lot of macrame, you know all the best macrame blogs, you have very specific ideas about what are the best and worst macrame strategies. dont post about any of that because it's all off-putting. instead, post about other cool macrame people, post about what makes macrame interesting, et.c

Post something funny you thought of, like a funny idea or situation, post about it in a way that gives room for other people to add their own "spin" to it.

Post ideas for a creative project and encourage others to participate or create their own similar projects.

Advanced: pretend to hold an opinion you don't actually have, the opinion should be strange or offensive enough to be interesting. try to get people to really believe it. its not important if they belivee that you believe it, it's important that eventually someone says "actually that makes sense"

Advanced: convince posters to commit different kinds of crimes

Advanced: post a thread which subtly encourages weak-minded posters to make fools of themselves

Advanced: craft a series of posts which involve sutble and complex appeals to the empathy of readers, in order to take them on an emotional journey that they will remember for the rest of their lives


and sexism

Thanks!

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saboten

i love you bwee

thank u bacalou

bwatts

id ont think we should count out fascism entirely.

tao of lmao

please don't be a sex pest, or animal abuser tia

Captain No-mates

what if the axe in the fasces was a chillaxe?

FluffieDuckie

The Raphael posted:

please don't be a sex pest, or animal abuser tia

(advanced)


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

landy.
keep some parts of your life to yourself


Gone Fashing

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

landy. posted:

keep some parts of your life to yourself

ya

verily carefree

vice.com op-ed posted:

id ont think we should count out fascism entirely.

[Inaudible]

Salmiakki


The Raphael posted:

please don't be a sex pest, or animal abuser tia


landy. posted:

keep some parts of your life to yourself

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

City of Glompton

pogi

pig slut lisa

irl is good


post in the unban planning thread

alnilam

alnilam

Here's to you, dogcrash trutherson
Bweesus loves you more than you could know
Woah woah wiah

Pizzatime

WHERE'S THE ZIGGURAT PRO TARGET

Mapparu

The Raphael posted:

please don't be a sex pest, or animal abuser tia

Commie NedFlanders

vice.com op-ed posted:

id ont think we should count out fascism entirely.

Agree that we should consider fascism, but in the end (linkin park) we should reject it outright

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Love God, Love Thy Neighbor
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Diqnol

The Raphael posted:

please don't be a sex pest, or animal abuser tia

Why are we talking about Rulersmack and Pizzatime?

fuck. marry. t-rex

Post your dick

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ulvir

The Raphael posted:

please don't be a sex pest, or animal abuser tia

Frances Nurples


No just the tip. Tha't s the Trick

FluffieDuckie

not my real name posted:

No just the tip. Tha't s the Trick

oh hey hi newbie :wave:

welcome!


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
To defeat the Cyberdemon, shoot at it until it dies

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Entropia
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
do not post racial slurs in byob

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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
sometimes when youre about to make a post, and then you feel like maybe its not as good as it should be: use your best judgement on the matter!

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zidane13

by Smythe
If you play the accordion, and post on BYOB, then this trick is for you!

The trick is play it for us. I really want some accordion music.

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ulvir

accordion players, please do a cover of the music from les fabuleux destin d'amelie poulain, thanks

alnilam

i saw yann tiersen in concert

Golden Gate Bride
knife to meet you

alnilam posted:

i saw yann tiersen in concert

mee too, very excellent

cat_herder

BE GAY
DO CRIME


engage with your audience. the average byob poster is staring at this through the haze of their high and will forget you unless you make them want to post their dick.

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
Great moments in BYOB history:

alnilam

Who are the iks now I'm traveling and missing a lot

Qwerinty

by zen death robot

alnilam posted:

Who are the iks now I'm traveling and missing a lot

Cumt and Siluvayne

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GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

alnilam posted:

Who are the iks now I'm traveling and missing a lot

Marvin and Pulchy

pig slut lisa

irl is good


alnilam posted:

Who are the iks now I'm traveling and missing a lot

ralp just ralp

alnilam

Qwerinty posted:

Cumt and Siluvayne

Oh good :) hi cumt and sillyvane

alnilam

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

Marvin and Pulchy

Oh boy there goes the neighborhood

alnilam

pig slut lisa posted:

ralp just ralp

wreck it ralp

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hopefully cumt and siluvayne will destroy byob

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