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kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009



Aw hell, it's the NFL Draft this weekend. Time to make a lot of dumb posts about it in rapid succession.

I dunno about you, but I'm hyped as gently caress for my team to draft the rape guy!! The second pick will probably be a clusterfuck of trades and Chip Kelly will move to Eagles to LA somehow. Let's enjoy the ride.

Round 1
Thursday, 4/30, 8 PM Eastern

Rounds 2-3
Friday, 5/1, 7 PM Eastern

Rounds 4-7
Saturday, 5/2, 12 PM Eastern

If someone wants to shoot me additional network info I'll put it up here, but it'll be shown on ESPN and NFL Network.

kidcoelacanth fucked around with this message at 00:52 on May 1, 2015

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Is the answer a lot of alcohol?

the_american_dream
Apr 12, 2008

GAHDAMN
Pretty excited for Randy Gregory in a Cowboy uniform. Happy draft day

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Please don't draft Malcolm Brown or Eddie Goldman, Lions.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

The Glumslinger posted:

Is the answer a lot of alcohol?

Yes

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Come on Browns!!!

I have enough alcohol to kill a man ready because it's gonna get used.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
Roger Goodell is a piece of poo poo.

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

by default this will be the least a jets draft pick will ever be booed

oh fine i'll post the goddamn video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZxNeFLuY98

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Redskins are totally trading down for any team looking to draft the 2nd best WR in the draft...

Now open up those pockets

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Who's ready to overreact to every single pick?

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Waiting for the first mom to go "Actually my son is a bit of a shithead and I'm not proud of him at all".

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
Go crabs.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Dolphins:

If they trade up it's for Parker.
If they stay put they draft Gurley or Kevin Johnson.
If they trade back it's to take the best OL or CB available.

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





Spoiler from twitter: :dong:

Dr Tran
Dec 17, 2002

HE'S GOT A PH.D. IN
KICKING YOUR ASS!
No trades today please.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
Just got home with my bottle of chipotle fire roasted salsa and $2 tortilla chips and beer LET'S GET THIS poo poo GOING

Franks Happy Place
Mar 15, 2011

It is by weed alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the dank of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by weed alone I set my mind in motion.

Ehud posted:

Dolphins:

If they trade up it's for Parker.
If they stay put they draft Gurley or Kevin Johnson.
If they trade back it's to take the best OL or CB available.

From the buzz right now they might even need to move up for Gurley. He could go Top 10.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
gently caress I gotta jump in the shower and make it to BDUBs to get a seat at the bar!

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Peeps talking bout the dresses but I be all about looking at the candy on the arm.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

The mariota story will be over soon praise Allah .

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Raiders will either get Cooper Or Williams and if they don't then today sucks

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Also enjoying a cool beer at the restaurant and gonna get my grub on with this draft.

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

When the first semi-reach happens and goons freak the gently caress out to make 2015_overreaction_reaction.gif, please put this post in it, tia

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

euphronius posted:

The mariota story will be over soon praise Allah .

...and the Mariota/Tebow/Sanchez quarterback controversy will begin! :getin:

Dr Tran
Dec 17, 2002

HE'S GOT A PH.D. IN
KICKING YOUR ASS!
Pey Pey needs new ads

gtkor
Feb 21, 2011

Cruel and Unusual posted:

Please don't draft Malcolm Brown or Eddie Goldman, Lions.

My annual lets go drinking and watch the lions do something dumb says the same thing.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

I feel more excited today than I do for Christmas day. Go Saints!

Prof. Lurker
Mar 10, 2015

I've got the fire of human liberty!

I'm setting fires everywhere!

And humans are turning on everywhere!
Looking forward to Browns and Eagles shenanigans. Even moreso than the Panthers pick which will probably just be DJ Humphries.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
I am ready for this poo poo, 55 players drawn and one of Mel Kiper for when some team inevitably fucks me over (gently caress you Eagles, who the poo poo was Marcus Smith)

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
https://vine.co/v/e71VhZZa502

Smarms
Aug 27, 2008
Please say something Amari.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

The Eagles didn't know who Marcus smith was either

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
If the fins take Perrimam at 14 I will root for them to lose every game and actively cheer the pats this yr

Motherfucker looks like the tedd ginn jr family all over again

God bless

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Lol

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Febreeze posted:

I am ready for this poo poo, 55 players drawn and one of Mel Kiper for when some team inevitably fucks me over (gently caress you Eagles, who the poo poo was Marcus Smith)



Im glad that Philly was the team to gently caress you over last year. It's so fitting.


Also: /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Tonight an elite cadre of powerful heavily-muscled lads will realize their dreams :)

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

gently caress bitches get money

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waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Febreeze you make god drat art.

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