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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

lol named in an online contest but they misspelled the name

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Randumb Thots
Apr 5, 2015
My uncle's farm raised American Pharoah so go that horse.

It's such an event here in KY but every year I'm scrambling to ask them if they have a horse I should care about. Otherwise I never know dip about any of the horses.

e: And then after the Derby it's like "go horse that won the Derby" because the sport needs a Triple Crown winner before it fades into nonexistence like the photo in Back To The Future.

BossTweed
Apr 9, 2001


Doctor Rope

zakharov posted:

They updated the lyrics so it's not quite as racist!

LOL, the same guy wrote the state song for Florida and they had to do the same thing.

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009

Randumb Thots posted:

My uncle's farm raised American Pharoah so go that horse.

I hope they didn't name him.

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.
I have a mint julep in a pewter cup in my hand and am pulling for Materiality.

I'm also ready to throw this cup at the television if Materiality doesn't show.


WHOOOO DERBY Y'ALL!!!!!!

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Sucrose posted:

I hope they didn't name him.

apparently the internet named him

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
jesus christ run the loving horses already

BossTweed
Apr 9, 2001


Doctor Rope
I think they opened a new section close to the track, so I think that's why it is a record attendance.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

I HOPE ONE OF THE 3 year old horses wins

Randumb Thots
Apr 5, 2015

Benne posted:

Anyway, I'm rooting for Dortmund to live up to his namesake and thoroughly disappoint everyone who ever had hopes for him

Yet the jockey is wearing Atlético's silks. :shrug:

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Zyla posted:

I HOPE ONE OF THE 3 year old horses wins

RT if you think a horse WILL win
FAV if you think a horse WON'T win

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

C. Everett Koop posted:

RT if you think a horse WILL win
FAV if you think a horse WON'T win

*

chokes you are one of my favorite SA posters

!IMN DRUNK

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009
Materiality= a tongue hanger. I never expect horses who stick their tongues out to win.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

LOOK AT THAT HORSE RUN

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

LETS DO DANZIG

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
i have an aversion to rich people hugging

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

YEAH HORSE

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Poonerman posted:

i have an aversion to rich people hugging

gently caress the habs!

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.
Lol at that dude almost puking

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
son of a bitch a horse won i was cheering for man

slam flanders
Jan 13, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0wdCikUxgI

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

C. Everett Koop posted:

son of a bitch a horse won i was cheering for man

:sympathy:

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Seems fitting that Dortmund came up short in the end

BossTweed
Apr 9, 2001


Doctor Rope
Luckiest Mexican on Earth

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

if you can drive a bus you can drive a horse

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009

Zyla posted:

apparently the internet named him

He and his sire Pioneerof the Nile were designed to torture people with OCD.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Dude literally sounds like Speedy Gonzales.

Randumb Thots
Apr 5, 2015
Woo go a pharoaoh

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.

Benne posted:

Seems fitting that Dortmund came up short in the end

Lol

b0ng
Jan 16, 2004

Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.
Interesting race to have on while I drink bourbon.

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.
Welp got a couple mint juleps in now time to cry about the Spurs impending loss

Randumb Thots
Apr 5, 2015
They ought to give the jockey of the winner a candy necklace so he can eat his trophy just like his horse.

BossTweed
Apr 9, 2001


Doctor Rope
Now to continue drinking until the Pacquiao-Mayweather.

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.
Anyone have full results? Did they get shown on screen?

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009
I really doubt American Pharoah will win the Preakness. He's way below California Chrome.

Stupid Post Maker
Jan 8, 2008
I won like $30 on an exacta. what a waste of time lol

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Good race. Glad Far Right didn't do anything.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
now when's the race where the people carry the horses its only fair

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Sucrose posted:

I really doubt American Pharoah will win the Preakness. He's way below California Chrome.

Actually I think he has a good chance in the Preakness, he was best today while going wide (seriously wtf was going on the last turn there). The Belmont is always a different story though.

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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
:horse: http://www.theonion.com/article/pin...source=facebook

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