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The xbox one is a piece of loving poo poo that i bought because i love to do the things people hate. I hate the big popular things and always root for the underdog in football games and the like, so i bought the xbox one, which is sponsored by Doritos, my favorite food, because I don't eat what's healthy but rather what tastes good like an animal. The xbox one is the console of the NFL probably, a brutal organization of braindamaged murderers. The Xbox One lets me watch TV on my lovely console for $500. I hook it in with the HDMI port like a buttplug and then jack off to television light pixels that cater to the lowest common denominator of poor idiot Americans who also eat bad food for the taste. I deliberately bought the stupid xbox one just to howl at how loving stupid I am for buying such a piece of disfunctional poo poo. Television goes into the xbox and comes out of it like a god drat ouroboros of garbage diarrhea for morons. I love the stupid brands that appear on TV and that's my story. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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elf help book posted:theres a thread in games that would love this post, you should check it out Knuc U Kinte posted:If you;re going to make a post this long, don;t me a massive unfunny loser whom's posts I wouldn;t read anyway. Black Baby Goku posted:The long post is the hardest to pull off, especially if you are white noise FactsAreUseless posted:An ouroboros of garbage diarrhea? This... is truly a McDonald's drive-thru. Black Baby Goku posted:Sir, please leave and take the print outs of your posting career with you
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Frank Horrigan posted:This is like the scene in Terranigma where you find out that you were actually a human being the entire time.
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